《•CreepyPasta X Reader Parody•》// Snow Day //

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"WAKE UP Y/N YOU FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH AGAIN!!!!"

I felt someone licking my face, pushing them off of me I fell to the ground with a big thud.

Looking around I was back at the manner, I wanted to freak out and run but I finally realized I was in the fanon realm again.

Thank god slender was giving me a break.

Looking to my side Sally was standing on the couch with a smile, Smile dog on my left sitting on the ground look down on me with a big smile.

"Hold on sal, I have to get something to wake me up...then we can go play outside in the snow or something." I muttered, pushing myself off of the ground I walked out making my way over to the kitchen.

Apparently I was doing what people called "shifting" which was putting my consciousness in another reality or some shit..this time instead of Slender doing it for me I did it without intention.

"BRO LET ME OUT PLEASEEEE!!" was the first thing I heard while walking into the kitchen, Hellen sat at the marbled table with his sketch book with what I assumed BEN was locked in the pantry pounding on the door.

"What's green beans deal?" I asked, walking over to the painter and poured myself a glass of whiskey. "He ruined one of my pieces, so when he was looking for his Pringles I locked him in." Painter chuckled, glancing up at me from his paper.

"Nice." I muttered, looking back over at the pantry door.

"Y/n? PWEASE HELP ME PAINTER TRIED KILLING ME!" BEN screeched while I made mybway over to the door to let him out, pushing in the handle the door flew open with BEN falling to the ground.

"Oh shit I thought I was gon be stuck in here forever." He huffed, standing back up while giving Helen a death glare. "Yeah whatever, suck my cock later baby I'm to busy." I scoffed, turning to go back to the table only to be stopped with a white sweatshirt.

"Aw Y/n, stop picking on the little piss baby, he didn't do anything wrong." Jeff cooed, snatching my whiskey glass and took a sip while giving BEN a smirk. "You people are weird." I heard Helen scoff while he packed up his materials and walked out, leaving me with the two dumbasses.

"So, is other Y/n here today or is it the old boring one?" Jeff asked, even from him behind me I could hear the smile in his voice. "What would that mean?" I growled, taking a seat at the table facing away from them.

"Other Y/n wouldn't of let BEN out of the pantry." BEN muttered, coming into view when he took a seat Infront of me. "Then yes, it is other Y/n...I mean other me can't be that fuckin bad." I chuckled at the thought of another me, knowing I'm just as much as a pain in the ass as the real me.

"Nice." They both agreed.

"I'm going to go find Masky and annoy the hell out of him and Brian..." I yawned, leaving my glass and left the kitchen going on a hunt for my fellow proxies.

After looking around the hallways I finally decided to go Into the proxy quarters, walking in Tim sat by the window while Toby and Kate played checkers on the far wall.

"What up my fellow homosexuals." I cheered, rising my hands up to pray them. "Oh shut the fuck up, Y/n, I'm the straightest one here." Tim scoffed, glancing over at me. "Says the guy who literally sleeps in the same bunk as his work partner." Toby muttered, winking over at me.

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"So...what we doing today." I asked, walking over to Tim and leaned up against the wall besides him. "Not repeating what we did yesterday." He grumbled, rolling his eyes at the thought.

"What did I do?" I sighed, crossing my arms.

"You, Toby and Kate convinced one of our victims all five of us were Santa's little helpers." Tim growled, earning chuckles from the two playing checkers. "Sounds like us." I laughed, looking over at the door as Brian walked in.

"There's the homosexual in mention." Toby pointed over his shoulder, directly at Brian.

I missed this.

"Me? Or Steven who lives in the corner of the room?" Brian asked, turning around and faced the corner by the door. "Oh shut up Steven we're not talking about you!" He growled, flipping the air off and walked towards me and Tim.

"Anyways, nice havin you back." Brian smiled, the gap in his teeth showed. I never knew Brian had a gapped tooth.( alike alike to me)

"What do you mean?"

"Other Y/n doesn't have a fucking smile carved into her cheeks and her eye isn't fucked up." Tim huffed, setting down his coffee. "Oh, okay." I muttered.

"Is Mrs. Y/n in there? She said she would play with me in the snow today." I heard a small voice call out behind the door, everyone looked over as Toby got up and walked to the door.

Walking over besides Toby, Sally stood in the door way with her snow stuff on while Jeff stood besides her with his white coat and BEN floated clearly pissed off because he most likely didn't agree to playing outside.

"Oh there you are Y/n! Let's go!" Sally cheered, grabbing my hand and pulled me out and with her to the stairs. The other two just followed behind, all of us listened to Sally's chatter about making the biggest snowman in the world or some shit.

"Sally I only have by sweatshirt and sweatpants on! I'm going to freeze or something!" I tried stopping the girl before she pushed me outside the door, followed behind by the other two.

Looking around snow covered the dead grass and garden, the trees looked like giant yetis dancing in the wind.

"Over here! There's good snow!" Sally cheered, dragging me over to the side of the manner.

I could hear Jeff and BEN chattering behind us, there words not known.

Once we arrive to a good patch of snow Jeff and Sally get on they're hands and knees and begin to create balls of snow. I still stood up, watching the woods as I felt a sensation I knew all to well.

Something was watching us.

The snow covered the landscape, the woods a shade of white. Suddenly a flash of light ran throughout the pines, my eyes locked with ones of red.

"Y/n?" Someone asked, shaking my shoulder.

"Hm?" I hummed coming out of thought, looking to my left to see BEN. He just looked away and floated over to where they were building the snow man, Although my vision still was stuck on the woods.

"Y/n come and help." Jeff called out, to which I followed his order. I crouched down to the first layer of the snow structure, the others surrounded it while they added different layers of snow to the man.

Suddenly a cold pain hit my back, instantly my hands clawed at the spot where the object hit.

Turning around Toby stood about five meters away from me, a grin on his face. "Oh you mother-" I was cut off with snow being put down my shirt. "HAHAHA!" Jeff laughed, making distance from himself knowing he was fucked.

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"GUYS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BUILDING THE SNOW MAN!" Sally shouted, clearly not pleased with the sudden change of events. "Hold on sal, I just have to do something and then we can build okay?" I gave a warm smile to the child, brushing some of her hair behind her face seemed to make her feel better.

"You two better hide, because your asses ain't gon be able to feel your skin for weeks!" I laughed manically, turning to face Toby and Jeff.

Sliding my pistol out of my pocket I pointed in the two's direction, ready to shoot.

"Three seconds, is all I'm giving you." I smiled, once I said that they both turned and dashed for the woods.

Sliding the pistol away I grabbed one of the buckets we were using and filled it with snow, ready to dump it over them.

"Go get 'em Y/n!" Sally cheered, BEN only winked at me and went back to the snow men.

"COME GET BE BITCHES!" Toby yelled from one direction, flipping me off in the distance. Jeff didn't stop running, his black hair followed behind him as he soon became out of sight.

"Nerf or nothing."

My feet took me dashing to the woods, the bucket in my hand as if it was my life line. I followed a pair of foot prints that seemed to be running, so I assumed it was Jeff's with how big the feet were.

Something I gained from missions was more advanced versions of my 6 senses, so I was like a fuckin were wolf or something running after it's prey.

Soon the white pines took over, the silence and the sound of my boots stomping against the snow became a eary sound.

Something that caught my eye was a old playground in the open part of the woods, coated with snow.

My heart panged.

Slowing down I knew one of the dumbasses would be as stupid to hide in a obvious place, tiptoeing over to the slide I slowly ducked my head under to be met with a horrendous sight.

The pair of red eyes I had spotted earlier looked back on me, well it was four eyes, two heads connected to one body. It was a wolf like creature..maybe even cat, it's fur red with blood stains made into the snow white delicate fur. It's eyes were a light red, match it's nose. The creature had defined eyelashes, a long muzzle with what I was guessing sharp teeth like any other predator.

I slowly backed away trying not to alert the creature, it tilted it's head as it observed me as well.

It got up onto it's four legs and looked over at me, the shadow of the slide hid it's true form. A normal person would've grown scared, but I found peace within the spirit.

The sounds of the old chains that hung from the swings began to chime along with the wind, filling the threatening silence.

"Y/n? What is that?" I heard a low and scratchy voice ask behind me, knowing it was Jeff.

"Don't move." I whispered, keeping my eyes locked with the creature speaking to it through my mind as if it were a dog....or cat.

My father told me dogs could sense you're thoughts, the look in your eyes always gave away your emotion and true intentions.

The wolf like creature batted it's ears behind it's head, listening to an unknown sound to our ears.

Suddenly it took off running the opposite side of us, leaving a trail of dusted snow that shined in the new found sun light.

"That was cool." I gasped, standing up straighter to gain my posture.

"Yeah..." Jeff spoke in sure, I could feel him slowly slide the bucket of Snow out of my hands and dumped it on the ground.

"Let's head back...dinner should be ready soon."

~time skip Bec ur author is very fucking lazy~

"So, that was my day." Slender huffed, looking down on me with a smile.

It was weird seeing his human form, especially his Russian accent...I thought he would be British.

I knew, he knew I was here.

He was most likely waiting for a time to drop kick me across the planet for pulling the shit I had pulled but for some reason he said he wasn't mad and knew I would make the right Decision.

What a dumbass.

Everyone sat at the table, Nina besides me while Masky sat Infront of me with the Slenderman on my right.

Sally was pissed because we only finished half of the snowman, to which was half of my fault for drifting off and kept on thinking about the two headed wolf.

"Y/n!" I heard Nina whisper besides me, she kept on poking me and giggling about different type of shit. Fanon Nina is'nt any different than my Nina, besides my Nina is boy crazy...not girl and boy crazy.

"What?" I whispered, looking over at her, making eye contact with Jeff for a split second while he sat a few seats across from me. "I met this really cute boy at the grocery store today and, I wanna go see him again since he works night shift!" She squeeled, loud enough only for me and Masky to here.

"You girls act like two school girls." Tim chuckled, looking up from his venison.

"Um, because if I wasn't a dumbass I would still be a school girl? Dumb old man." Nina growled, narrowing her eyes on the brunette. Nina in this universe only did the shit she did for Jeff because she saw him as a role model, nothing more. So once she got more fame and everything, She pushed Jeff away and decided she was her own killer.

(If you couldn't tell I don't like the idea of Nina being a fan girl, like I know that's her whole thing but it gets really annoying and I think Nina would be the type of person to be her own self... although she used to be like that but she changed atleast in my AU.)

Masky only replied with a smirk, continuing on with his dinner while listening in on others conversations.

My guess is that he would usually be talking with hoodie, but his "boyfriend" is out on a lone mission.

Once Slender left the whole dining room turned to shit, the last time I had been there I ended up getting stabbed so I just sat down and watched the whole thing play out while I enjoyed the venison...that I think is actually human meat since Eyeless gave me it.

"HEY Y/N! THIS IS PAYBACK FOR TRYING TO SHOOT ME YOU BITCH!" I heard a masculine voice call out, raising my head my face was met with our desert...apple pie.

Everyone went silent, letting the apples slide off I made two holes for me to see out of my eyes and nose so I could breath.

BEN was taking a video of the event, Jack's mouth was a '0' as he realized Toby had also fucked up.

Tobias had a smirk on his face, ready for my out burst. Jeff was trying his best to hold in his laughter, acting as if he cared about me.

Sally glared at Toby, Jane looked over at me with a worried expression and Nina was about to go out all "girl boss" or some shit.

"Maybe, I just saved the bullet that happened to have you're name on it, Tobias." I smiled, digging in my sweatshirt and pulled out a golden bullet.

It didn't actually have his name on it, but from afar the label actually did look like it said Tobias.

Toby's face went a shade paler than it already was, I guess I seem pretty convincing right now.

This only made my smile grow wider, rolling the bullet In between my fingers.

"OH! LOOKIE HERE! EVERYONE'S TOGETHER!!! MOVIE NIGHT IN THE LIVING ROOM!" A cheery voice called out from the entrance, every one turned to look over at the Slenderman with polka dots while Toby slowly slipped away.

Everyone replied with shrugs of the shoulder and "okays".

Splendor came over to me and helped me clean up the mess, then continued to pick me up like a baby and carried me to the living room.

Everyone either sat on the couches or floor, once we entered I made Splendor put me down right away to save me from the embarrassment.

Two other Slenders sat on one of the couches, I hadn't met them before or even seen them in my realm.

"OH YES! Y/n, this is Trendorman and Offender man!" The polka dotted slender chirped, pointing over at the two. One had a brown sweater and tight jeans on, somehow wearing glasses while the other one only wore a trench coat and Grey joggers that went with his black combat boots.

"Wait...why do they call him offen-" suddenly the man poofed Infront of me, making me faced with his legs.

"Why...this proxies a cute one~" I heard him purr, and that is when I put him on my list of nevers.

"Offender, get away from the young mortal... you're such a god damn rat." The one with glasses exclaimed, fixing his glasses and went back to his book.

"Um, nice to meet you pervert I think I would rather sit down instead of breath your air." I have a sweet smile, glancing over at clockwork who patted a cushion besides her for me.

Zooming past the creep I landed on the couch in-between clockwork and Masky, Kate and Toby sat on the floor in-between our legs trying to find space.

"Don't ever let that creep be in a room alone with you, his literal existence is based on violating people...it's disgusting." Clockwork whispered, glaring over at the half naked stick.

"I'll put that one on the top of my list for rules in this place." I muttered, watching BEN try to set up the big screen Television.

Something landed in my lap, looking down it was a piece of paper. Looking both ways everyone's focus was on the screen, so I quietly opened the note.

Come and sit by me.

-J

Looking up Jeff was staring at me from the couch over, squished from Eyeless Jack and Seedeater.

Narrowing my eyes at him I flipped his pathetic ass off, making his aurora grow darker.

"Fine." I grumbled, pushing myself off of the couch Toby instantly took my place. Plopping down in the middle of E.J and Jeff

"How's your dream going?" I heard a scratchy voice echo around me, clearly no one noticed.

"Good." I whispered, watching as the movie began to play. "That's good, I figured helping you come here you would be happy again...it pains me to see a frown on you're delicate lips." The voice whispered, almost as if they were frowning.

"See you once you wake up, friend."

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"BLOOD WOULDN'T FUCKING SPLATTER ALL OVER THE CRIME SCENE! IT WOULD GO IN ONE LINE TO INDICATE THE PUNCTURE WOUND!" Eyeless Jack yelled, raising his hands up in the air as he walked off cussing under his breath.

Everyone agreed with him.

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