That Time I Got Sent to Another World Where All of the Girls Are Super Hot and Super Into Me Because I Am Super Strong and Have Very Powerful Abilities that God Gave to Me Because Me and Them Were Friends When I Was in Grade School and God Is Actually A Loli Who is Also in Love with Me Because I Am A Super Epic Person Who Will Defeat The Demon Lord Who Threatens The Entire World but the Demon Lord Actually is in Love With Me and the Demon Lord is a Super Hot Busty Babe Who is Actually Just Trying to Get My Attention Because I Have a Cellphone That Can Contact the Internet and Can Get Anything Shipped To Me Within 2 Days But I Barely Need It Because I Am Actually the Most Strongest Guy Alive Because I Have Super Strong Powers Like Being Able to Lift Your Mom Really Easily Which is Nearly Impossible Because Your Mom is So Fat But is Actually A Secret Anime Busty Babe Who is Really into Me Because I Am Super Cool and Better Than Your Dad Because He is Super Lame Which I Am Not

Chapter 1.2: That time when I was reincarnated by my old classmate and told about the Demon Lord

"Choutto hang on a second," I said, my voice wavering with fear and surprise and shock. "When were you planning on telling me about this Demon Lord I supposedly have to kill?"

Kamiko tapped her chin with one finger, looking up at the sky with all infinite of the eyes on her classic Kamiko eye-wheel.

"Hmm. In about 30 seconds," she hmmed.

"That's the sort of thing you have to tell somebody right away!" I chastised her, putting both of my hands behind my back to show that there would be no headpats today on account of her mischief. "I never agreed to kill a Demon Lord! Why would I want to be resurrected into a kickass fantasy world full of hot busty anime babes, complete with ridiculous cheat powers if it meant that I had some kind of responsibility or goal?"

"If you kill the Demon Lord, you get a rare Achievement added to your status card." Kamiko explained, "Which you can show in your Steam profile."

"Sign me up immediately," I told her, doing mental kickflips over how darn excited I was to be a big damn Hero in a big damn Fantasy World. Kamiko grinned a smile at me, glowing with girlish charm and divine presence as she slid the wood panel off of her lectern, revealing a large series of buttons.

"Each of these buttons gives you a different power," she explained, casually tapping one of the buttons. Instantly, I learned the Level 10 Spell: [Blaze Ollie]. "We'll have to decide which one is best for you, and then send you on your way~!"

She leaned her elbow on the lectern, smiling down at me as I instantly gained the [Godly Chef] skill and the [Vending Machine] DLC perk. This was tough! The sort of Cheat Skill I got would determine what kind of experience I would have in the Kickass Fantasy World. What if I got something lame like [Win Almost Everything, But Not Everything] or [Appraisal (But secretly infinite knowledge)]? I rubbed my chin as Kamiko sneezed cutely and hit some more buttons on accident, giving me both of those aforementioned skills.

"That sounds tough," I said, wondering which Cheat Skill I would get. "How do you usually decide?"

"Weeeeelllll...." she said, "Sometimes they'll have one trait that we hyper-fixate on. Sometimes we'll interpret their last thoughts in a hilarious way to give them semi-ironic skills that just happen to be ridiculously overpowered. Sometimes we'll just give them whatever seems funny at the time."

I couldn't believe she was taking this so not-serious! This was my future life! I immediately stopped laughing at the Meme Compilation vol 29: Bruh Edition now playing on the [Brain Cellphone] skill she'd accidentally given me 2 seconds ago, and scowled at her.

"Whatever you decide to give me, it better be good! Especially if I'm going to kill a Demon Lord!"

"Don't worry," she replied, "Even though the Demon Lord threatens the entire world, they're a big pushover. I bet you'll win the final battle in a really anti-climactic way that prevents a satisfactory ending and so drags the story on for years and years."

"Sigh," I sighed a sigh of relief. "That's relieving."

"Give me whatever ol' power you've got laying around!" I told her. She nodded, and reached under the lectern.

"Well, I got a big old book of powers here, so I can look up a really good one!"

She lifted the book and slammed it on top, pressing every key instantly. Instantly, I felt myself teleporting away, which is familiar enough to most people that I don't need to describe it. Kamiko looked up and turned into a black and white monochrome CG still in shock.

"Oh no!" she said, "I must have accidentally hit the 'Resurrect' button! I still haven't picked out your Cheat Skill yet!"

This... wasn't good. I was isekaing into a game-like litRPG fantasy world, and she still hadn't picked out a Cheat Skill yet? Would I be able to survive on my own, with only the mediocre skills I'd already received? I clenched my eyes shut, activating my [Absolute Invulnerability] just in case I teleported a few feet above the ground and might scrape my knees. This was going to be tough!