Gwen: robin just fell in the toilet

Billy: GOOD GOD WHERES FINN

Gwen: ALSEEP

Gwen: ROBIN CAME OVER FOR FROSTED FLAKES AND HE WENT TO WASH HIS HANDS AND SLIPPED AND FELL

Vance: WHY IS THIS KID ALWAYS COMIMG OVER TO YOUR HOUSE FOR FROSTED FLAKES

Gwen: ours are just better

Gwen: idk why finney isn't awake

Billy: BECAUSE ITS 7 AM ON A SATURDAY

Gwen: THEN WHY ARE YOU AWAKE

Billy: GRIFFIN KEEPS SCREAMING BC HES HAVING A NIGHTMARE

Billy: AND IT LIKE ECHOES THRU THE HOUSE

Vance: damn that basement did a number on him

Gwen: AND WHY ARE U UP?

Vance: bruce keeps kicking me in the side

Gwen: SOLUTION!!!! SLEEP IN UR OWN BEDS!!!!

Vance: NO MY FLOORS ARE COLD

Gwen: YOUD BE IN THE BED

Vance: i dont expect you to understand

Gwen: i'm going to tell bruce's parents you're sleeping in the same bed

Vance: DO IT THEYRE ACCEPTING AS HELL

Gwen: i'll make it sound reallyyyyy bad

Vance: you wouldn't dare.

Robin: i think i fell in the sink not the toilet

Gwen: ?

Vance: HOW DO YOU MIX THOSE 2 UP

Gwen: JEEZ

Gwen: GO BACK TO BED

Robin: WHERE

Gwen: WHERE DO U THINK 😕

Robin: YIPPEE FINNEY HERE I COME

Gwen: i meant the guest room

Billy: ah yes i'm sure finney will love you getting in his bed covered in toilet/sink water

Robin: i'll just take my shirt off

Gwen: 🤨

Robin: i'll change my shirt..?

Gwen: 🤨

Robin: i'll change my shirt out of his room in the side of the yard his bedroom window isn't facing

Gwen: OKAY SOUNDS GOOD

Billy: bro turned into a protective alpha that's crazy

Robin: bro turned into WHAT?

Gwen:

Vance: not the glock again

Billy: AGAIN????

Gwen: THATS LITERALLY A SUPER SOAKER 3000

Vance: bruce smells so good

Billy: JEEZ KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS

Gwen: YEAH JEEZ

Vance: ALL I SAID WAS

Vance: I JUST

Vance: YOU

Vance: WHAT.

Billy: GRIFFIN JUST SLEEP THREW A STAPLER AT ME

Gwen: yeah no way he's asleep

Billy: WHAT

Gwen: I SAID HES NOT ASLEEP

Billy: I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID I CAN READ

Gwen: THEN WHY DID YOU ASK

Robin: gee wilkers you guys give me a headache

Vance: gee what now

Gwen: HEY ROBIN WATCH THOSE WANDERING HANDS

Robin: ALL I DID WAS CUDDLE FINN CLOSER THE HELL

Billy: AWWWW

Robin: HOLD UP HOW DID YOU SEE THAT 🤨🤨🤨🤨

Gwen: DADS THE ONE WHO INSTALLED THE SECURITY CAMERA BE MAD AT HIM

Robin: HE WHAT

Robin: AND YOURE JUST WATCHING US??????

Griffin: HAAA ROBIN JUST JUMPED AWAY FROM FINN

Robin: YOU HAVE ACCESS TOO??????

Robin: WHY DOES GRIFFIN HAVE ACCESS????

Gwen: HE DOESNT HE JUST CAME OVER

Billy: HOW HE JUST SLEEP THREW A STAPLER AT ME LIKE 2 SECONDS AGO

Griffin: oh yeah i wasnt asleep

Gwen: SUCK ON THAT WHAT DID I TELL YOU

Vance: YEAH SUCK ON THAT

Billy: JESUS CHILL OUT I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS THAT DEEP

Robin: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

Billy: don't let it happen again robin

Bruce: apple juice is better than orange juice

Gwen: what did you just say

Robin: VANCE KNOCK HIM OUT

Vance: HE JUST WOKE UP

Gwen: JEEZ COULD YOU NOT KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS

Billy: YEAH JEEZ

Bruce: WHAT.

Vance: ITS NOT LIKE THAT

Bruce: 🤨

Vance: IDK WHAT THEYRE ON ABT

Bruce: 🤨

Finney: I JUST HAD A DREAM MY HOUSE BLEW UP AND MIKE AND WILL FROM STRANGER THINGS KISSED

Bruce: are you projecting

Finney: ???? PROJECTING WHAT

Griffin: listen we all know you haven't had ur first kiss with robin yet

Finney: ARE WE JUST BLOWING PAST THE FACT THAT MY HOUSE BLEW UP IN MY DREAM

Vance: no but your house sure is

Griffin: GOOD ONE VANCE (you get older and your jokes get worse)

Gwen: RIGHT (tell me about it)

Vance: I CAN SEE WHAT YOU SAY IN PARENTHESES.

Gwen: was i in the dream

Finney: YOU PLANTED THE BOMB

Griffin: DAMN GWEN

Gwen: WHAT WAS I WEARING

Finney: THAT NIKE HOODIE

Griffin: BLACK OR GREY

Finney: ..BLACK

Gwen: WAS MY HAIR CURLED OR STRAIGHTENED COMPLETELY

Finney: WHY ARE YOU ASKING THESE TYPES OF QUESTIONS

Finney: oh

Finney: you and griffin are going to try to recreate it aren't you

Griffin: DUH

Gwen: so we blew up our school

Griffin: oops?

Robin: WOOOOO NO SCHOOL

Finney: BOTH OF YOU WHAT THE HECK

Vance: THANK FUCK

Bruce: VANCE.

Vance: BRUCE.

Billy: can't have anything in denver

Griffin: it's on fire

Finney: ARE YOU IN THERE?

Robin: ARE YOU GUYS PONYBOY AND JOHNNY'ING THIS

Bruce: don't joke about that.

Bruce: that's a very serious matter

Gwen: you need therapy

Griffin: WOAH I FELT ALIVE FOR ONCE

Griffin: MAYBE I SHOULD RUN THRU THE FIRE

Gwen: nvm YOU need therapy

Vance: NO SHIT

Vance: WE TRAPPED HIM IN A BASEMENT WITH A PEDO WHY WOULDNT HE NEED THERAPY

Griffin: i'm my own therapist

Bruce: you're listening to mitski rn

Griffin: sorry i meant mitski is my therapist

Finney: there's so many things wrong with that kiddo

Bruce: are you listening to a burning hill

Bruce: more importantly is the math room on fire

Griffin: got your priorities set straight

Griffin: you're a good man bruce

Bruce: so is it on fire

Bruce: DAMN IT GRIFFIN U NEVER TOLD ME

Billy: remember when bruce believed in santa

Bruce: END YOUR LIFE

Vance: WOAH.

authors note:

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