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alphamale69: hey everyone 🥶
madmaxreal: nah who tf let him back in😐
strappedrn: bro
weballinfr: whoever let him back in is not seeing the light of day
mikewheelchair: who did he pay to let him in bc what😭
periodictablee: me..💀
willingtocommitcrimes: NAH
eggosrbetterthanu: HOW MUCH DID HE PAY YOU??
madmaxreal: NO BC HE WOULD LITERALLY HAVE TO SELL HIS SOUL TO ME ON THE DARKWEB BEFORE I LET HIS ASS BACK IN
weballinfr: pause
periodictablee: he gave me like 50 dollars 😭
periodictablee: i love money 🤷
mikewheelchair: istg
womanenthusiast: nah bc why was he desperate...
womanenthusiast: 50 dollars? Thats bros whole paycheck at Walmart..💀
madmaxreal: PLSS
alphamale69: 😒
willingtocommitcrimes: i like going to Walmart for fun tho
alphamale69: oh fr? whats ur fav thing to do there
willingtocommitcrimes: steal
alphamale69: so thats why the cash register was missing 86 dollars and 32 cents 😐😐
weballinfr: bro why specifically 86 dollars and 32 cents
willingtocommitcrimes: idk
eggosrbetterthanu: omg guys i just seen tina brown outside
willingtocommitcrimes: WHAT
willingtocommitcrimes: WHERE??
eggosrbetterthanu: idk she was just walking past our house
willingtocommitcrimes: brb
eggosrbetterthanu: 💀
periodictablee: bro we shouldn't have let mews and glizzy gobbler have a playdate
periodictablee: i have like one crumb of food left in my kitchen and half my carpet is torn off
weballinfr: why would you think that was a good idea to let them have a playdate?😭
eggosrbetterthanu: I thought it would be cute😭😭
madmaxreal: glizzy gobbler aint even cute in the first place💀💀
madmaxreal: I MEAN
madmaxreal: i did not mean to send that..
eggosrbetterthanu: I cannot believe this
mikewheelchair: okay but you cannot tell me you sit there and get a good look at glizzy gobbler and rlly think he's cute💀💀
eggosrbetterthanu: but 🙁
eggosrbetterthanu:
eggosrbetterthanu: glizzy🙁🙁
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weballinfr: the way you just proved his point 💀
eggosrbetterthanu:
eggosrbetterthanu: you guys are such bullys 🙁
madmaxreal: ngl he kinda looks cute in that picture
eggosrbetterthanu: SEE
willingtocommitcrimes: its only certain pictures bc he does not look cute irl
eggosrbetterthanu: oh ur back
eggosrebetterthanu: where did u go
willingtocommitcrimes: i was following tina brown down the street but she turned around so i made a run for it
willingtocommitcrimes: but she was like looking around scared for her life so maybe she knew i was there
eggosrbetterthanu: oh!
willingtocommitcrimes: oh yeah she also tripped and fell and her walker fell on top of her
weballinfr: bro what💀
periodictablee: did you atleast help her??😭
willingtocommitcrimes: lol
willingtocommitcrimes: no
mikewheelchair: who the hell helped her then??💀 aint she like 80
willingtocommitcrimes: idk that was when she turned around and i ran
willingtocommitcrimes: she's probably still there
madmaxreal: HELP WHAT
eggosrbetterthanu: nah bc im abt to personally turn him into the police😭
willingtocommitcrimes: NO PLS🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
willingtocommitcrimes: i had to share a cell w marge mc nut last time bruh😭
madmaxreal: when did she go to jail what??💀
weballinfr: im pretty sure she jay walked or sum
periodictablee: I had science class with her last year
periodictablee: I remember she got suspended for pulling the teachers wig off
madmaxreal: oh yeah I remember that
weballinfr: guys my mom just said its time for dinner but we stil eating thanksgiving leftovers 😭
ladyapplejack17: bro that turkey has been re heated like 20 times atp
periodictablee: that would be me if mews didn't eat everything
madmaxreal: guys i drew all over my hand with pen and sharpie am i gonna get lead poisoning
willingtocommitcrimes: probably 🥰
eggosrebetterthanu: dw i do that all the time and i never got poisedn
periodictablee: poisedn
mikewheelchair: poisedn
eggosrbetterthanu: 😐
madmaxreal: i think it seeped into my skin
weballinfr: wow
madmaxreal: is it just me or is the world changing colors
madmaxreal: not my vision getting blurry lol
willingtocommitcrimes:
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