1. So... If you were having sex... what role would you be? Dominant or submissive?

Mongolia: Well that's a personal and bold question. Uhm... O//O... If I were to do it with a girl... I'll be the leading partner. But if I had intercourse with a guy... well, I wouldn't know what to do... Not sure how sex between two males works, so I'll just... stay quiet and let him take charge.

2. Would you ever consider using toys during sex?

Mongolia: TOYS!? What? Man... they really have a lot of things to pleasure one's self with. I mean... I am rather interested, how do you play with them? What kind of toys are there? To answer your question... sure, I guess, but only out of curiosity!

3. Tell me! What gender are you interested in?

Mongolia: For some reason... I am asexual, not really interested in girls or boys. Thought about living in isolation, a lone wolf if you catch my drift? And besides, who would want to be with a country like me? Not many countries know me, and even if someone did like me... they're just lying to themselves. If I were to settle down and start a relationship... I'd prefer being with a woman because I want to start a family, and have a child who I can proudly call... mine... ours.

4. Do you have any info about the protest happening in your country? Can you explain to me what's going on?

Mongolia: So basically, 385,000 tons of coal were being transferred, and suddenly it disappeared without a trace. The economy slightly dropped, plus we have no idea who stole the coals. People gathered in front of the capital's center and started a protest to make the thieves confess so they can be punished for their wrongdoings. You know what they say? If the government doesn't resolve the problem... you gotta do it yourselves... Wait, that is not a saying. My poor little brother, Улаанбаатар, must be panicking right now...

Mongolia pushes open the door.

Mongolia: Улаанбаатар! Why are there so many people gathered outside holding signs?!

Улаанбаатар: Ah, It wasn't going to take long for you to notice. So you know about those coals we were transporting?

Mongolia: Yes?

Улаанбаатар: Well... they are gone.

Mongolia: What?!

Улаанбаатар: They are gone! Really.

Mongolia: Well... what do these civilians want from you?

Улаанбаатар: What do you think? To solve the predicament.

Mongolia: And what do you suppose you should do?

Улаанбаатар: I don't know... I already sent people to investigate, until then... I'm scared.

Mongolia: You have to say something!

Улаанбаатар: What do you want me to say? That things will be alright? We will find the coal thieves? You know those are just empty promises, I can't lie to them.

Mongolia: It's better than staying silent.

Улаанбаатар sighed and looked out the window. Yup, there were probably thousands of people gathered outside.

Mongolia: ...How long were they standing outside for?

Улаанбаатар: 2 days.

Mongolia: Damn... the residents are determined about this... How did they all figure out it was missing?

Улаанбаатар: I hate to tell you this... you know the coals are exported to Хятад, our main resource, right?

Mongolia: Right.

Улаанбаатар: And well... he figured out that he wasn't receiving the exact import data sent by him. There was a difference, and he told me about it.

Mongolia: Why wouldn't he tell me about this?

Улаанбаатар: His business was with me... I didn't want you to get involved, and for you to see me like this, hiding in my office like a coward.

Mongolia: Oh дүү минь... I didn't know... When did all of this start?

Улаанбаатар: *Sigh* 6 years ago...

Mongolia: What?! And you have been keeping this a secret for this long?! You know it was only a matter of time until they figured it out!

Улаанбаатар: Yes, but it was so subtle... even I didn't notice it.

Mongolia: So that's why every product's price was rising... Did you figure out who stole the coals?

Улаанбаатар: I think I did... the investigators arrested 8 members of the company, and despite that, the people are still furious about the issue.

Mongolia: Ah... You have to go say something!

Улаанбаатар: I can't! They hate me! They think I'm responsible for all of this, and I believe I am. If only I could have known earlier. Oh, brother!

He hugged Mongolia by his waist and began slightly sobbing.

Улаанбаатар: I don't know what to do anymore! I need assistance... *Sniff*

Mongolia: Hey... calm down.

He brushed the tear from his eyes and comforted him.

Mongolia: Tell you what? I'll go talk to China, it's clear someone has been making illegal trades. He and I can work it out, and the problem will be fixed.

Улаанбаатар: But... I thought you disliked cooperating with him.

Mongolia: I really do... but I could learn to appreciate him, he's done so much already. Besides... it's worth it for you... for all of my siblings.

Улаанбаатар: T-Thank you, brother.

...

Mongolia: Yeah... so I did ask China about this. He told me he didn't know, but he gladly agreed we can get to the bottom of it.

China: I'm sure you can solve this by yourself, you always do. Remember, I'll forever be by your side if you need help!

5. Most Asians are lactose intolerant, you don't seem to be... why is that?

Mongolia: Our people have been consuming dairy products since the ancient days, maybe it's passed by our ancestors, I have never seen my friends have any trouble consuming them though...

6. What kind of kinks do you have? You know? Something that really turns you on?

Mongolia: Oh! Well... I'm not quite sure myself... I do love being praised and complimented! Is that a kink though? I hope it is... wait, I don't even know what kink means.

7. Do you enjoy living between Russia and China?

Mongolia: Of course I do, they are my friends. They do keep secrets from me though, but hey, it's none of my business. As long as it doesn't involve me... I don't care.

8. Do you see your Asian friends as potential lovers?

Mongolia: Of course not! North and South Korea are like the two young brothers I never had. And Japan is like a little sister to me! Taiwan and I don't often chat that much, but we have a good relationship. China on the other hand... well I kind of don't like him, although he seems to like me very much! So I'll work on myself.

9. What about Russia? Do you love him?

Mongolia: I-I do love him! In a platonic way though! Isn't it sort of weird? I've known Russia since he was a little along with his dad... and just the thought of us being together... *blushes*

10. What if America wanted to be friends with you?

Mongolia: I'd tell him he'd probably got me confused with someone else. And if he didn't, I'll tell him he is wasting his time with me. And if he says no, I'll say I'm not gonna be his personal oil manufacturer. And if he doesn't want anything from me... then what is it?