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Let's play smash or pass!

Witchy Maximilf

Yay

Toe knee

No

SAMANTHA WILSON

Yes come on it will be fun

Toe knee stank

Shut up SAMANTHA

SAMANTHA WILSON

guys stop changing my name. I'll commit treason if I find out who did it

Bagel

Ok SAMANATHA

ffs who tf changed my name to bagel y/n I'm going to stab u

Y/n

Calm down Romanoffi lol

Toe knee stank:

Why is Natashas name 'Bagel'

SAMANTHA WILSON:

Because Natasha likes bagels

Wanda Maximilf

Yeah she does

Y/n

Also because she gave wandas dog sporky a piece of her bagel and it was so cute

Wanda Maximilf:

Sparky*

Y/n

Whatever

Bagel:

Fucking die I hate u and that stinky dog

Y/n

At least the dog has a cute face

SAMANTHA WILSON:

True. When I look at dorky I always want to bite it's head off cause it's so cute

Maximilf:

SPARKY* NOT DORKY SPORKY OR WORKY OR SPARKLY. SPARKY

Toe knee stank:

Oh yes I love WORKY the dog

*wanda Maximilf left the chat*

Bagel:

Excuse me hoe I will get that son of a bitch of a dog to piss and shit in ur bed.

Y/n

Ok. Do it. I would love to watch you try. Even though ur scared of dogs. Fucking pussy.

SAMANTHA WILSON :

Black widow scared of dogs? 💀

Bucket:

Oh lord 💀

Throbbing Clint:

It's true Nats scared of dogs

Bagel:

I'm not scared of a fucking dog. At least I can sleep without needing my girlfriend to cling onto.

Y/n:

U are such a bitch that was so low. U so are afraid of dogs. When we looked after Steve and buckys dog you kept moving away from it. Also you nearly shit ur pants when it started licking u.

Bagel:

Yeah Bcus dogs literally lick their own bums so I don't want it licking me.

Metal frisbee man:

Our lovely beautiful dog Melissa is the most gorgeous creature ever.

SAMANTHA WILSON:

MELISSA BYE

Y/n

Oh stfu u literally lick ur own fucking big ass

Toe knee stank:

U just told Nat that she had a 'big ass'

SAMANTHA WILSON:

Baby got back 😏

Y/n:

I mean

Christmas carol:

Is someone going to add Wanda back

SAMANTHA WILSON:

BABY GOT BACK

Bagel:

ew don't look at my ass u creep

*spidey kid added Wanda Maximoff*

Spider kid:

But I'm a creep...

Y/n

Im ur gf I'll look wherever I fucking want to

Toe knee skank:

I'm a weirdo...

Bagel:

No u won't.

Throbbing Clint:

What the hell am I doin' here?

Y/n:

Yes. Ur boobs and ass are mine.

Spidey kid:

I DON'T BELONG HERE

Bagel:

No. I don't accept u for who u are anymore y/n. STOP STARING AT MY ASS I CAN SEE U

Y/n:

It's so big I cannot stop

Im coming over to u rn so I can slap it.

Bucket:

Natasha has now probably broken y/ns wrist.

SAMANTHA WILSON:

For sure

Y/n:

Oh yeah she did.

Her ass is still mine tho.

And boobies

Bagel:

No they are mine

Y/n

Hmm no. Ur boobies are MY pillows. And ur ass is MY drum. And I love them

Bagel:

If u keep this behaviour going then I'm not sleeping with u tonight. No pillows for u.

*y/n changed 'bagel' to 'mommy'*

*bucket added Maria Hill*

Wanda Maximilf:

U are literally such a simp rn

SAMANTHA WILSON:

Oh lord

Mommy:

U are sleeping alone tonight baby

Toe knee skank:

And here comes the mommy issues that y/n has.

Y/n:

Natttt no wdym why aren't u sleeping w me

I cannot sleep without u

Mommy:

Tough luck

Throbbing Clit:

Nat is too soft for that dw

Maria hill:

What the hell is this and why am I a part of this

Toe knee stank:

We were just talking about how much of a softie Natasha is

Y/n:

HI MARIA

Maria Hill:

Hi

Also yes nat is a lil softie.

Mommy:

Who tf added u to this go away

Maria Hill:

Ok softie

Mommy:

Stop

SAMANTHA WILSON:

Lil softie bean

Y/n:

My lil lovely softie bean ❤️‍🩹

Maria hill:

Natasha is just such a lovely little fluff ball

Throbbing Clit:

Sweet lil teddy bear

Toe knee stank:

What a sweetheart

SAMANTHA WILSON:

U guys will get slaughtered when she sees this

But lil smoochy softie yes

Y/n:

Lil bubba ❤️‍🩹

Mommy:

Y/N

Y/n:

DONT GET ANGRY WITH ME THEY WERE DOING IT TOO

Mommy:

U fucking started it

Y/n:

IT WAS CLINS FAULT

Mommy:

CLINTON

Throbbing Clit:

What's the matter lil softie

Y/n:

Mommy needs to chill 🤯

Y/n:

Cute little bean

Mommy:

Be quiet or I will grope you

Toe knee skank:

Oh..

Y/n:

Do it I bet you won't.

Throbbing Clit:

GROPE?

Maria hill:

😃😮

Metal frisbee man:

Who's grope?

SAMANTHA WILSON:

I am actually so done.

Metal frisbee man:

Everybody listen okay?

THIS GROUPACHA WAS MADE TO COMMUNICATE ABOUT MISSIONS. IF YOU WANT TO MESSAGE ANYONE DO IT PRIVITLY !!!!! 👍👍👍👍😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

Toe knee skank:

U been hacked or what?

Y/n:

IM WHEEZING AT THE SPELLING MISTAKES HELP

Metal frisbee man:

Please sorry for shouting everyone didn't mean to click on the arrow button.

SAMANTHA WILSON:

'GROUPACHA'

Mommy:

That was my final straw ngl 😭

Bucket:

You guys, give the man a break

Y/n:

Absolutely not

Metal frisbee man:

⚠️Group-chat⚠️

What I meant 😊😊😊

Toe knee skank:

Oh man- you really are dumb

Y/n:

WHY THE WARNING EMOJIS IM BYE

SAMANTHA WILSON:

Who's gona tell him 🤨💀💀

Mommy:

Steve you really are goofy

Bucket:

Don't tell him that he'll think your on about goofy the dog

Metal frisbee man:

No Pluto is my fav but not as rad as Melissa.

You all act as if I don't know what the word 'goofy' means, I know what it means.

Also Natasha what final straw? Do you need more straws ????????🤨

SAMANTHA WILSON:

fml

Mommy:

No Steve, I don't need more straws.

Metal frisbee man:

Ok cause they're bad for ocean turtles.

Y/n:

Steve what does goofy mean?

Metal frisbee man:

Natasha what do you mean about the final straws? Are they getting banned again?

Y/n goofy means crazy or silly.

Mommy:

No

You are my final straw Steve. You.

Toe knee skank:

Period.

Y/n:

Ur kinda goofy Steve

Metal frisbee man:

To nasa- I don't understand

To y/n- I'm not that silly

Toe knee skank:

Jesus Christ why r u sending letters to nasa all of a sudden

SAMANTHA WILSON:

Steve the moon landing happened years ago honey

Y/n:

My oxygen is going

Metal frisbee man:

NATASHA ROMANOFF*

Mommy:

Dear god why are you screeching my name like that

Metal frisbee man:

To y/n- if you're underwater then you need to re fill your oxygen tank, immediately ⚠️⚠️

To Natasha Romanoff- sorry.

You guys know my messages are from me yes? I tried to dial buckys phone but it wouldn't dial.

Y/n:

Tf since when I'm a scuba diver

Throbbing Clit:

Wait, Steve, is it you who's taking? God I didn't know from reading your contact name

Metal frisbee man:

Its me Steve yes

Mommy:

Stop using my full name in ur texts ur not writing a letter it's a text message.

Metal frisbee man:

Should I write letters instead?

Bucket:

Steve out the phone on the table.

Y/n:

Write me letters, at least then I can read ur name and throw it in the bin before I can even read it.

Maria hill:

Nasty 🤣🥲

*y/n sent a photo*

Y/n:

she's so hot and then there's Wanda and the vision in the back ruining my photo.

Wanda Maximilf:

If you have a problem with my face then crop it out you stupid whore

Toe knee skank:

Yikes.

SAMANTHA WILSON:

Every time I see u sent a photo to this chat I get so nervous cause I know it'll cause conflict.

Y/n:

Next time don't waste my time and move out of the picture with my wife in it you uneducated ugly little emo bitch

Mommy:

Babe I'm flattered but don't be so rude x

Wanda Maximilf:

Maybe next time move your fucking phone you dumbass so I'm not in the fucking photo. If you have an issue then crop it you lazy fuck.

Y/n:

Well don't sit so close to nat next time in the first place you already have a red fuck toy thing.

SAMANTHA WILSON:

Anyways, who wants tacos

Wanda Maximilf:

What's actually up your ass all the time. Go to a fucking doctor to check that shit out, or get your stupid girlfriend to check for you cause you have a stick up there or something.

Y/n:

Um don't call her stupid, cause that's just incorrect.

Mommy:

Don't drag me into this or I'll drag you by your hair off this tower.

Maria hill:

I want tacos Sam

Bucket:

Me too

Spider kid:

Me three, I'm scared

Wanda Maximilf:

Whatever I'm done with this shit. Fuck you.

*wanda Maximilf left the chat*

Y/n:

Thank god.

Mommy:

Why'd you start that for?

Y/n:

She was in my picture.

Mommy:

Idc cause now there's going to be another argument this month and she's gonna be stubborn about sorting it out.

Y/n:

Idc I hope she doesn't want to sort it out

Metal frisbee man:

Why so much negativity you guys.

Y/n:

Cause she keep looking at Natasha and saying rude shit to me for no reason.

Toe knee skank:

Is someone insecure

Mommy:

Y/n stfu and go apologise, u know better. If she says any 'rude shit' to you again tell me and I'll deal with it.

Y/n:

K but she was still looking at u funny.

And stfu Tony I have the right to be.

Mommy:

Well let her look. She's not having any of me.

SAMANTHA WILSON:

Period.

Sparkles:

TACOS WHERE

Spidey kid:

The kitchen, there's still some left.

mommy:

Tell me why I just saw Steve writing us all letters in his room...

Bucket:

I mean at least he put the phone down...

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a/n

it was nats last bday yesterday yeepeee 🤨.. I'm not even hungover cause I don't get hungover I'm just tired. I've been 'hungover' all week cause my friend and I keep getting drunk at school cause this guy always brings wine with him in his bag lol. and then we went to kfc and we woke up in a guys house. anyways free weed stay safe ily x

also face reveal which I'll regret cause I look like I'm sleeping in this picture. but there u go