once alfie got back from pickwells office everyone came and sat down.

"class I have good news and bad news. what do you want?" alfie asked

Jing got up and asked for the bad news. i'm not sure why but cool. alfie deliberately ignored Jing and went straight to the good news. typical. I just popped my ear phones in whilst Alf was talking. I think he said something about class wars but once he said that everyone stated to move around. mitchell grabbed my waist moving me out of the way before Andre pushed the table at me

"oi watch it you Muppet you almost hit maddie"

"right sorry maddie" Andre said apologetic.

I said it was ok but I could see that mitchell was pissed. I blushed at the thought of mitchell saving me but then I said to myself nope not today hun.

Alf was talking about pearl harbor and was handing out things. he gave out some hats and told rem dogg that he was a tank i'm not sure why but I laughed at it. then he asked for Beckinsale.

"please sir i'm great with cancer. I know all the words to beaches" stephen said looking at Chantelle.

Alf gave the nurses hat to him and he sat back down after. then he walked up to Jing I can't remember what he asked her then rem dogg said "she's Chinese you Muppet!" then Joe asked what was the bad news and Alf said something about us all failing our mock exams. alfie stated to say something about looking for the positives in failure, he spoke about our grandad so I thew my ruler at him and told him to shut up.

rem dogg and mitchell started to argue with alfie so I just put some music on and zoned out. after what seemed only 5 minutes I got woken up by rem dogg.

"maddie you coming to lunch now?"

"wait it's lunch I swear it was like 3rd period"

"yea it was 2 hours ago" so I had fallen asleep for 2 hours and no one told me yess perfect. I walked with rem dogg and mitchell to lunch. I was sitting with Chantelle, Stephen, mitchell and rem dogg. after lunch we where all in class with alfie. he told us that he was friendzoned by miss Gulliver which I found funny. Chantelle piped up and said "I suppose you'll be looking for a rebound then sir" I gagged at that and Chantelle looked and laughed. after alfie had been moaning about rosie Stephen stood up and slapped alfie in the face "snap out of it" woah ok Stephen calm down.

mitchell said Mr wickers may be a bit of a twat, despite being a twat... don't get me wrong he's definitely a twat but if he don't mark that shit, he'll get fired then we could end up with a real teacher! we can say goodbye to class wars and hello to homework" "he's right you know alf" I piped up