3rd person

Context: they're best friends

Cw: accent mocking (ofc), mentions of school shootings/ shitty healthcare, knife and gun ext. (if u get offended easily don't read this)

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Austin and Eteled were sat in the mii channel, talking like usual.

For once, they weren't making fun of each other, until Eteled started subconsciously talking in a British accent.

"Have you heard what's going on in the wii sports area?" He asked.

He responded.

Austin went silent for a moment, confused.

"OHHH. I forgot you were British!" He remembered.

"So you fink ya know whah I'm on abowh?" He mocked.

He retorted.

"Oh I'm so very sorry luv. Would yah' like a spotta tea to make up for ih?" He continued.

"Or maybe some crumpehs to liff ya spiri'hs?" He tormented.

Eteled threatened.

"Or what? You gonna shove scones down my throat?" He remarked.

He questioned, raising an eyebrow.

"At least we don't have to wait years for help."

Austin couldn't help but giggle a little at that.

"I don't know, what happens when you run out of beans for your toast? Do you stay calm? The answer is no, clearly."

They were so deep into the argument, neither had realised the wii had turned on.

"At least we don't carry knives everywhere we go." Austin teased.

Eteled retaliated.

"What the hell are you too talking about??" She questioned.

"Teasing him because he's British."

"Both of you are stupid." She stated.

"Anyways, instead of bickering about dumb stuff, do you wanna play wii sports?" She asked

He said.

"Yeah, sure British boy." He teased.

He replied.

"You two, knock it off." She commanded.

Austin rolled his eyes and they began to play Wii sports with each other and Austin and Eteled eventually stopped teasing each other and got along.

(PLEASE DON'T CANCEL ME I HAVE A REALLY SHIT SENSE OF HUMOUR LMAO)