I believe I won't die~ I believe I can just survive~ I believe it every night and day~ grab my shit and run awa- FrICk HE'S ThRoWInG BoOGerS aT MeEE.

Dodging out of the way I continue my full throttle sprint away from the blob of snot chasing after me. Apparently I'm a idiot with amnesia or something because it took me way too long to remember who these people are. Now I'm mentally shaming myself while trying not to die.

I mean it becomes really obvious that your on Dress-frickin-rosa when you see living toys. I'm such an idiot, but I really need to focus on either losing this guy or grabbing my stuff. It's only a matter of time before I get tortured and die at the hands of these people.

Mainly praying with all my being that the person who can fuse with and control stone isn't on the island right now. Because I'd be 100% fucked.

Spotting a stairwell up and hopefully out of this depressing line of cells I take a sharp turn, running up the spiral staircase. Using the thing that has saved my ass up until now (observation haki) to see how the angry mucus covered man is faring the stairs, I'm slightly surprised that he seems to have slowed down slightly. Yay.

Stopping a slight wave of relief from washing over me I continue to use the walls and stairs to propel my self faster away from the blob man. They should improve the lighting, if I ever took this place over those would be one of the first things I'd fix.

Shut up your getting distracted.

Reaching the top of the staircase I run into the door infront of me putting all my momentum into it. A loud bang sounds as the doors hinges giving out and the door topples over. Having to immediately stop myself from covering my eyes, I let out a slight hiss as the shine from every item in the room burns my irise.

Hearing a grunt I remember 'oh ya, I'm being chased' and start running for my life again.

Choosing to go right because it's right, I take mental note of all the nice shatterable thing that line the hallway. Definitely gonna use that to my advantage if things go to shit. Spreading out my haki to try and get a somewhat decent layout of whatever floor I'm on I spot some rando going down on one knee infront of someone I recognize.

Oh shIT- suddenly I'm hit with a wave of information on the Donquixote Pirates. A headache instantly forms and with the initial shock from getting the information shoved into my brain I stumbled slightly which almost causes me to faceplant.

Oh yo I finally remember that leotard guys name, nice. But I'm in intense agony. I'm so gonna pass out after this is over. Why did I make it so if I knew someone's name I'd instantly get a bunch of information on them? Bad choices that I don't think to hard about when I make them seem to always haunt me. Should of set it up like google.

I'm snapped back to reality when the snot man now known as Trebol throws more mucus blobs my way. As multiple blob sticks into the floor a little ahead of me they wriggle and launch in my direction.

Leaping over the living boogers hands first to get as much distance from the things as possible, I end up in an almost handstand position. Can't touch this- *cough* I give this 2 stars for a decent attempt to trap me. I really don't like this guys devil fruit, grosses me out.

Wait...

I... Never learned how to do a handstand...

Mother cluck- almost instantaneously after landing the handstand I loose balance. Huh, is this how I die- Of embarrassment. This is a sad day, but I can be upset at my lack of handstand capability later.

I don't wanna find out what happens if I get caught.

Bending my knees I end up in a almost perfect yoga bridge position. At that moment I realized it would have been smarter to go into a cartwheel, today is not my day is it.

Using the momentum I had I was just able to get myself back on my feet. Swiftly running away again hoping Trebol would confront/stop the person proposing to Baby-5.

I need some water.

Jumping onto the guys shoulders I use him as a spring board to shove him into the ground and to get enough air to clear Baby-5. When above Baby-5 I use my feet to shove her in the direction of the living snot pile in hopes of confusing them long enough to find a good place to recuperate.

Reaching the ground I go into a roll to avoid any injury dew to the momentum, get back to my feet and run away again.

Hearing a shout of anger behind me I quicken my pace and turn into the nearest hallway as bullets were launch to my direction. Oh shit, OH Shit, OH SHIT! You know what? Im just gonna jump out the next window I see and make a run for it, there's to many people in my vicinity and deadly objects are being thrown in my detection by angry people. I like not having worry about blood loss and having control over my actions. The worst case scenario is me turning into a toy and being forced to do manual labor while the world forgets my existence. Would my robots forget about me too or is it just living organisms?

A couple bullets whizzing by my head and bring my mind back to the forefront. While looking for a window that could free me outside the castle grounds and possibly make it look like I died, I noticed a floor is lava situation is starting to happen. Trebol is trying to cover the floor with his mucus...

Nope, nope, not today.

Spotting a window I disregard all my previous window requirements, quickly launching myself through the glass. Ho shoot- slamming into a rose bush and getting covered in glass. I push myself off the rose bush and push my back agents the stone wall doing my best to calm down and hide my presents. God I think I'm bleeding, this sucks, I just wanna get food!

Taking a deep breath, my mind went blank. I just sat there and shoved my observation haki out letting the surroundings cover my presents.

Trebol reached the broken window the masked intruder jumped out of. Using observation haki to find the intruder he quickly becomes confused and pissed off.

"HOW DID WE LOSE HIM?!" Huffing his large mass turned twords Baby-5 who was worrying over the well being of the man that proposed to her, "Nee, Baby-5. I need you to find that intruder before they cause a problem for the young master. We don't want to bother our king with such vermin now do we?" Baby-5 says something to the man before stating she would be back soon before going to jumping out the broken window.

The man quickly gets up to leave before Trebol slithers over and puts a hand oh his shoulder. "You need to come with me, nee."

My soul left my body for a couple seconds there, I'm so glad they didn't discover me. Continuing to be in an almost brain dead state I start inching twords a bush that would better hide me while I make a plan.

A smile graced my lips as I watched a couple large groups of guards filter into the large area looking almost frantic. Then I bumped into something that made an oof noise. Whipping my head twords the noise, I stare blankly at the small humanoid with a bushy tail.

A wave of panic seems to come crashing down on the small individual, opening there mouth and getting ready to scream. Only for me to grab them and cover there face with my hand.

Sometimes I'm overwhelmingly grateful for growing up like a gutter rat for the most part. Keeping to the wall I make it to the bush I was eyeing with the little humanoid still in my grip. Sitting down in the dirt I release my hold on the small person, to which they suck in a deep breath ready to scream.

So I cover there face with my hand again.

"Calm down, I'm not gonna hurt you! Sorry for grabbing you but I didn't want to get caught." I whisper as softly as I could, "I'm gonna remove my hand from your face now, please don't scream." I say calmly.

Gently removing my hand from there face I gently place them on the ground. Thankfully they've seemed to have calmed down.

"W-who are you? Are you a mean person? Why do you have a sack on your head?" They ask, completely serious.

"Well, my name is Jinx. I'm not a mean person. And I have a sack on my head so people don't see my face." I respond with the same amount of seriousness in my voice.

They seemed very relieved that I wasn't a mean person, I mean they sat down a let out a sigh of relief! "What's your name?"

"My name's Kiku! I'm a prowed member of the tontatta tribe." The stated raising there head high.

"Kiku, do you mind me asking what you were doing before I grabbed you?" I ask quietly, tilting my head a little.

"I... I got lost... And everyone started searching for someone so I ran away because I don't wanna get in trouble..." I said getting quieter the more the spoke, clearly embarrassed.

Smiling I put my hand out to the tontatta. "I can help you get to were you need to go, just tell me what the general location and I'll do my best to get you there."

Kiku looked at me, eyes going glossy as tears started to pour out like a waterfall. "REA-" I quickly cover there mouth once more to stop the loud outburst.

With the help of haki I quickly locate a spot to move to, Kiku little outburst attracted a little attention and the living gun is near by. I don't want to be full of holes so in one swift motion I pick up Kiku and jump into a nearby tree.

Kiku seems to be a bit confused and dizzy from the sudden action. "Sorry 'bout that, but if you would like me to get you to your destination I would like to know if it is located outside the palaces." I say quietly, loosening my grip on them.

Kiku's expression turned a little worried. "Its located outside the palaces, is that bad?"

My smile broadened. "No, that's great news! So you think you could stay in my bag? I don't wanna worry about you flying off me." I happily stated in a hushed tone.

They nod and get into my newly acquired bag of useful items. After making sure the bag was extra secure on my belt and that they were comfortable, I start mapping a good path to take using haki to get a good sense of the area. I can't believe I jumped through a window into a flower filled... I don't remember what there called but I'm just kinda annoyed at my rash decision.

This is gonna be so hard!

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