《Why Did I do This to Myself?!? (One Piece Fanfic)》If You Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands
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"Fuck." I muttered under my breath trying to get my hand free, it hurts like a bitch to.
Blood trickles down the rocks as I give another tug desperately trying to free my hand. Looking up at the disappearing light I start to get more frantic. Tearing some cloth off my shirt, I use my free hand to tie it around the wrist of my trapped arm. Scanning the area I spot a sharp looking rock, taking hold of it I hover it above my wrist. Breathing heavy, I try to prepare myself for the oncoming pain.
You may be wondering, what happen? And to be honest, I was getting a apple. This was not on my agenda for today, or ever.
Walking around the forest of the island I've been stranded on for a month, I spot a apple in a tree by the cliff base. Luckily I left Lad at home, this one's all mine!
Shimmying up the tree, I manage to get my grubby hands on the bright red fruit. Doing a backflip off the tree, I coat my legs in armament haki to absorb the shock. Laughing in victory upon landing, I through my hands in the air like a maniac.
"And that's how it's done. I know, I'm amazing." I say smugly placing my hand on the cliff wall while tossing the fruit up and down like a baseball.
Sensing something falling from above I quickly doge out of the way. Hearing a loud thud, I turn back to were I was standing. Exactly in my previous location is a bolder, not a huge one but could definitely kill a normal person.
Blinking at the bolder while slowly taking a bite out of my apple, I chew and swallow. "Well... That was close."
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Walking over to the boulder, I pat it. "Better luck next time." I say with a closed eye smile.
Just then, I hear sounds of rocks tumbling. My eye's eminently snap open as I pull my arm back as fast as I can. The immense pain that can shooting up my arm told me I wasn't quick enough.
Clinching my jaw so I don't scream, I do my best to coat my hand in armament haki to stop any more damage to my appendage. While tears perk up in my eye's, I do my best to think clearly and examine the situation.
Looking at my arm, I notice only my hand seems to be crushed. At lest the damage isn't to bad, I can probably pull it out if I'm careful.
I using observation haki to check to see how stable the cliff is, being crushed to death would suck. Fuck, after I get out of this I'm gonna put safety measures around here so this never happens again. The ground is loose and highly unstable, I should plant tree's at the top of the cliff so it'd be more stable.
The main problem is it's so unstable I might not be able to get my hand out, I need my hand! This is what happens when you mock something that tried to kill you, I really am a dumb ass. Maybe if I...
Coating my free hand with haki, I plunged my hand into the rock while trying to pull my stuck hand out. This causes more rubble to fall which traps my hand more. Ok, plan B.
Sliding my free hand out of the rock, I try to wriggle my trapped hand free. It's the only other thing I can think to do in this situation, considering a rock slide basically trapped my hand, all I have to do is loosen the rubble around it. And sense it's covered in armament haki, I don't have to worry about it getting more banged up.
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Which lead to this.
I do my best to tighten the fabric around my wrist with my remaining hand as blood oozes from my now stumped left wrist. At lest I'm not a lefty, I guess. I would use my teeth to help tighten the fabric but, my teeth would cut right threw it.
Deeming it tight enough, I tear off more of my shirt to help clot the blood dripping from my stump. Using observation haki to quickly locate my house, I rush there as fast as I can, making sure to apply presser as I go.
Reaching the cabin I made I spot the fire pit I dug outside, I was planning to have a fire go tonight so it's already prepped and ready to go. Picking up a rock and placing it into my mouth carefully, I grab another one and strike then together repeatedly. After about 5 minutes of this and getting more light headed dew to blood loss, I finally managed to get a fire going! Survival bitch!!
Adding some more dead leaves the fire really starts to pick up, much to my joy. Taking the small knife out of my shoe, I use two long sticks like chopsticks to set it in the fire.
I continue to apply presser to my wound while I wait for the metal to turn a dull red, if I don't wanna die from blood loss I'm gonna have to cauterize the wound. I have a chance of going into shock but I should be fine, I respect and appreciate the nurses that gave me all those medical books to read. I should thank them if I ever see them again.
Taking notice of the knife being hot enough, I use the sticks to get the burnt knife out of the fire. Taking the cloth off the wound, I use rocks on either side of the knife handle to pick it up.
Taking a deep breath I press the hot metal to my open wound, tears start to poured out of my eye's because that's what happens when you experience a lot of pain apparently. I continue to repeating the action on the rest of my stump to completely cauterize the wound, wich successfully stops the bleeding.
Finishing, I rush over to a wooden bucket of warm water. Dunking the steaming flesh into the liquid I automatically let out a sigh of relief as the pain starts to subside.
Guess I'm an amputee now.
Word count: 1084
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