《Why Did I do This to Myself?!? (One Piece Fanfic)》I. Hate. Birds.
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Jinx's POV:
I just finished the repairs on the ship so we'll finally be able to leave this island. This has been fun, I can't believe I've spent so much time with these idiots... Damnit, I'm such a softy.
"Well, guess I should let them know." Letting out a sigh, I put the hammer back in the tool box and get up.
Walking on to the deck I spot some of the kid's having a battle with mops. Dorks, but back to the important stuff. I need to find Ami... Or I could have someone do my job for me.
"Cho, do you know were Ami is?" If you want it done right do it yourself.
"What?" Cho proceeds to get smacked in the face with the mop, "Ow, no far I got distracted!"
"Cho!"
"Fine! I think she's in the kitchen." Cho said rubbing her nose.
I send a smile her way, "Thank you!" I said in a happy voice.
Being a dork is a skill, it takes one years to master the methods of being both annoying and funny at the same time. If I'm anything, I'm annoying.
Knocking on the door frame for the kitchen, I loudly make my presents known, "Ello! Ami, are you in here?"
Walking into the room I don't spot anyone, so I do the thing that normally summon Ami to my location. I try to use the kitchen.
After the first few cooking failures Ami didn't want me to make anything by myself. Don't get me wrong, I can make food. I'm just not good at keeping track of time, so there have been many close calls when I leave to do something else.
Going over to the fridge, I open it. Looking through the different options, I decide to go with egg in a bread.
I'm lazy when it comes to food, so when your going to eat the egg on the toast anyway, why not put the egg inside the bread. Very self explanatory name.
Taking the eggs and bread out of the fridge, I put them on the counter next to me. Closing the fridge- "HOLY FUCK!" Stumbling back, I fall on my butt.
Haru, standing behind the fridge door giggled while I have a small panic attack on the floor.
"You know your not supposed to use the kitchen." She said looming over me.
"You know your not supposed to do that." I said breathlessly, she scares the shit out of me sometimes.
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She continued to giggle while I sat up. "Do you know were Ami is?"
"Ya, I'll take you to her!" She said enthusiastically while helping me up.
"Thanks but no thanks, not after last time. Just tell me were she is, please." Haru pouted at my comment but told me were Ami was.
Apparently she was selling some more of the gold we had on the ship (we found a sealed away compartment full of the stuff). By had on the ship, there was gold plating and a lot of other 'look I'm rich' stuff around. So not wanting to be targeted we started selling the crap. It took up space and served no purpose, so it wasn't worth anything to us.
After a little wandering I find Ami and let her know the ship was repaired. Her response was to get everyone ready to set sail. So...
"GET Y'ALL ASSES MOVING! WELL BE DISEMBARKING LATTER TODAY!" Watching everyone panic is my favorite pass time, I love doing this.
After a minute they stop running around like headless chickens and start getting everything ready. So like the good person I am, I help them with there duties. Never really got assigned a job, probably because I tend to work until I pass out... Or get hungry but that's not important.
After a hour, everything is ready to go and everyone is accounted for. "Who left the eggs out?!?" Shiiiiiittttttt....
'Heh, busted.' Who in the- wait. Lad, right. Telepathy. Great.
Looking around I spot Lad chilling on the railing. "Hi Lad, haven't seen you in awhile."
This seems to agitate him. 'You mean you weren't looking for me?! I was stuck in that room wi-with those thing for a week! I had to eat glitter to survive and you didn't EVEN wonder were I was?!?' .... Shit.... Kinda feel like a dick now...
'Well you should.' Wait... You can read minds?!?
'How'd you think I stay entertained? This is why I don't like you people.' Aren't you sassy. But I understand it, peoples uncensored thoughts can be very unpleasant.
"Are you ok? You've been making eye contact with princess jellybeans for awhile." It was you, wasn't it...
"His name is Lad... Sorry I gotta go do something real quick." I get the angst now, I'll make it up to you Lad. And that's a promise.
'Wait! Don't Leave Me With HER!!!' Blocking out Lad mental screaming, I head to go apologizing to Ami.
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Walking into the kitchen I see Ami standing next to the carton of eggs, with her arms crossed. "Ayy Ami-"
"It was you, wasn't it." She said with cold, heartless eyes.
Nervous laughter erupted from my throat as I avoided eye contact. "Look, I got distracted and completely forgot about it. I'll get more, it was my blunder. I apologize." A said in a low voice that got quieter as I spoke.
Ami heaved out a sigh."just hoist the anchor and prepare to disembark. As punishment, you'll take first shift at the helm. Can you handle that?" She said corking her eyebrow.
"Ya, what's the worst thing that could happen." A say with a dorky grin.
...
Steering the ship can be boring but someone's gotta do it. Closing my eyes and taking a deep breath, I just enjoying the smell for a moment. It nice. Feeling the cool air agents my skin and just... Just enjoying the moment.
Didn't get to experience this type of thing before I came here, I wonder how my parents are doing. And I don't mean the shitty one's. I miss them, though... It's getting harder to remember there faces, I know that my love for them will never leave.
Feeling a sharp pick up in wind speed, I open my eye's to see dark storm clouds rolling in from the east. I've only seen storms this bad on the grand line!
"OI, LAZY BUTTS! Get your asses moving there's a big storm coming this way!" I call out tying a rope around my waist.
"And it's gonna be one hell of a doozy!" At that I take the wheel and get this thing heading out of the storms path, this strategy works about 30% of the time and do I hope god will cut us some slack.
"Shit." The rutter seems to be jammed! What in the ever loving crist.
"The rutters Jammed, Ami! What do I do?!?" This doesn't look good... I can't lose these fucking people!
Ami rushed over to the helm and tried to turn it to no avail. "Someone's gonna have to go unjam it." She said with worry.
"Fucking, fine. Consider it payment for the eggs." Securely tying the other end of the rope to the ship's railing, I prepare to jump over the side.
"Don't fuck die." I hear Ami mumble as I put on foot on the railing.
"Didn't know you had it in you to curse." A say with a dumb smile.
"NOT THE TIME!" She barked causing me to propel myself over the edge.
As I got down to the rutter, the storm hit. Working as fast as I can while waves are hitting me live cars, I find the route of the problem.
God forsaken oysters, looks like a bird had a big lunch in here while we were at the island and abandoned a bunch of shells. Knocking the shell's out best I can I see the rutter start to move, but I also feel the current pulling the ship ruffly.
"GOT IT!" I scream out to be heard over the storm.
Hoisting myself up, I somehow manage to pull myself on to deck. Completely drenched and cold, I mumble curses to myself while untying the rope from the railing. The storm only seems to be growing worse.
Looking around I spot Lad about to be knocked into the sea. Running over and almost falling in myself, I manage to snatch Lad midair and hold him tightly to my being.
Putting him under my shirt I hold on tightly to the railing. Looking up I see a sea king, mid jump twords the ship. Why??? Using observation and armament haki, I punch the sea king quare in the jaw. Knocking it away I spot someone overboard with my haki, fuck it.
Jumping into the raging sea like a dumb ass, I grab hold of them and work my ass of to keep us all afloat. Especially since one of us is as heavy as a bolder in water *cough* Lad *cough*.
With my observation haki, I sense a sea king coming at us from bellow. Timing it perfectly, I manage to force the things mouth shut with my legs and use the momentum to blast us into the air on top of the beast.
Jumping twords the ship I notice we don't have enough momentum to make it, so at the right moment I pushed away from her and landed in the sea so she could land on the ship.
Getting the air knock out of my lungs I start to struggle to keep consciousness, but with my blurring vision I spot another sea king heading twords the ship. With the last bit of my strength and being heavily pissed off at this hole situation, I finally manage to manifest fucking conquerors haki and get that thing knocked out!
The last thing I see before losing consciousness is dark water filling my vision.
Word count: 1706
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