Standing next to Garp-sama while he supervises marine training is scary. Especially because I don't know why he's not making me do it as well, it kinda wiggin me out.

Looking up at him I take a deep breath, why am I here? "Hey old man."

Eminently after, Garp-sama hit me on the he head. "Don't call me that! What you want brat."

Quickly recovering from his punch I manage to articulate a response. "There's like 2 things I wanna ask you. First off, who are Luffys Parents?"

He look at me for a moment before he started to pick his nose. "Well his father is Monkey D. Dragon and... Well I don't know who the mother is." I already new this but I'd like to make it so people don't think to hard on how I know things. Lol, some random guy overheard and looks like he's having a heart attack.

"Huh, ok second question. How did you and Aokiji-san find me so fast?" Plz tell me about haki... I think you used haki to find me at lest. I mean they could of just been luc-

At this point Garp-sama stopped picking his nose. "Ow, Aokiji used observation haki to find you." And now he's wiping the booger on his pants... Ew.

"What's haki?" I ask tilting my head.

Lifting his hand up he started to scratch his face. "What's the best way to explain this... Haki is spiritual energy that a person can use for different things, like predicting someone's movements or protecting themselves. They can also flex there spiritual energy on others, but not many people can do that." ... I love the way he explained how haki works.

I make eye contact with him placing my hands together and putting them over my mouth. "... Teach me." I say with a serous voice.

His smile broadens a little. "Are you sure?" I sense malicious intent radiating of him right now... Screw it.

With a little hesitation I responded. "Yes..."

As Garp-samas smile widens I realized I just signed up for a world of pain, god dammit past me! You screwed yourself over. I flinch when I feel a hand on my shoulder.

Quickly realizing the hand belonged to Garp-sama and start sweating bullets. "God have mercy..."

An evil aura starts to radiate off him. "God can't save you anymore." A shiver is sent down my spine when I realized he still has that blasted smile on his face.

Quickly recuperating myself, I give him a calm closed eye smile (even though he cant see my mouth cuz of the mask). "I know." And for dramatic effect I let a single tear fall from my eye.

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And that's how I ended up in the situation I'm in now. Getting the wonderful 'fist of love' while trying to learn observation haki, help me.

I asked him that 5 months ago, I'm improving yes. But at what cost, AT WHAT COST! Ahem, well as you can probably tell I'm doing great, just plain dandy. Probably need a socialist but that's something I can figure out later.

Luffys 3 now though, so yay. Garp-sama been using observation haki to find me when I try to escape his rath. What I've learned, you can't. He's a god damm force of nature!

My armament haki is decent but I'm better at observation. Still trying to unlock conquerors haki but it's has not been successful yet, I know I have it but I guess I'll unlock it when I need it or something stupid like that. Stupid anime logic.

At the moment I'm sitting in a meadow with Luffy, he keeps trying to eat the flowers and it's kind annoying. He's able to talk but isn't the best at it, but right now I'm focus on making a flower crown for him. I brought the camera with me for a reason.

"Bird-san I'm hungry!" Luffy used to call me birb-san but he's gotten better at pronouncing d's (the will of D- ok I'll stop).

I give him a blank look. "We literally at 30 minutes ago."

He pouts. "But I'm hungry!" Omg.

Sitting criss cross applesauce I point at him. "Ok, how bout this. We can go get food when I'm done making this." I hold up the partly Finished flower crown.

He seems to think about it for a moment before nodding, then getting distracted by a butterfly that flew past him. Continuing to work on the flower crown I look up 5 minutes later a Luffys gone... Frick.

Time to put my learnings to use! Concentrating on Luffys aura I'm able to get a quick mental image of were he is... Frick he gonna die!

The image I received was of Luffy being Luffy and literally poking a god damm Tiger, why is it always the frickin tiger? Quickly booking it to his location at inhuman speeds I get there just as the tigers about to kill Luffy. So using my big brain I leap twords Luffy, grab him and tumbling into the nearby foliage.

Speedily getting up I start to run away with Luffy in my arms. "Luffy you idiot!" I wack his head.

He looks up at me with puppy eyes. "I just wanted some food..." Ga, my only weakness! Cute things.

"Gosh darn it!" And we reached a cliff, were did it even come from?!?

Turning around the tiger is there ready to pounces, screw it. Setting down Luffy I use armament haki on my fists and use observation to know the perfect time to punch, this is payback!

Sucker punching the tiger square in the jaw I hear a loud crack followed by another crack when the tigers body slams into a tree. Turning towards Luffy I see him with stars in his eyes.

"You still hungry." I say with a smile.

He excitedly throws his hands and the air a screams "ya!" And started jumping up and down. This child is way to energetic my god.

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