It was the next morning, you were just chillen in a tree in your human vorm.

Waiting for some dim wited people to show up, and alles they showed up

"So where do you think we will find the dragon and its rider?"

The fuck..really they thought you were a rider? Fair enough seeing you did jump of your 'dragon'. But you wanted to play with thier minds, so you did.

"Well well, look what the dragon brought back! Nice to see a few familiar faces!" you said.

"Where are you! Show yourself!!" the blonde one said

You jumped town the tree and looked at them, man were they ugly-ish? Or your just mean, you didn't care anyway.

"Sooooo..What brings you all back here?? Let me guess a dragon??" you laughed at yourself.

"Yes, so where's it? And uhh what are you wearing?" Said the one legged boy

"So answer yourself the dragon is hidden and Im wearing a skull, simple enough right?"

You were stil in the shadow so they didn't see your wings, but you planned something else for them.

"Please tell us, together we can save the nighfurrys!" One leg said.

"Wait so you think the dragon would want to breed and have children, fuck what if they you know dont want, TO YOU YOU SICK FUCK?"

"Look I know you found another nighfurry and want to 'save em from bieng dead'

Pal the answer is no."

They just stared at you, not believing a word you just said, well even the dragons didn't believe it.

"Well then, I guess we will have to take it by,force!"

"The fuck you isn't, you isn't dont even know where the dragon is hidden buttface!"

"We could just nock you out and search for it or it will come to us." Said blondie.

"Pls, you think 'my' dragon will come out and save me, HA no..

But really I'll just fly off further and farther than your little buddys can, so see ya."

You the full on sprinted into the forset, doging and jumping over obstacles.

"Well gang lets get them"

With that they all chased after you.

Hiccup's pov:

We chased him but he was to quiet, like no footsteps were heard except mine and Thoothless, wierd...

"FUCK YOU BLONDIE, AHAHAHA!!!!!"

Found him, "Let's go bud." Thoothless nodded and we headed out of the forest into to the sky but saw a human with...wings?! More like dragon wings, this day is getting longer and wierd.

They looked behind them and made eye contact with me and Thoothless.

"You look way better futher than up close, ugly mf."

That's it.

"Thoothless, FIRE!" He blasted his plasma beam and it hit they're arm.

You're pov:

That bich is really ugly though, then a plasma bean shot at me and hit me

"OWWWWWWWWWW, I NEED THIS ARM DUMB FUCK!!!!!"

"We won't stop until you give us the dragon!"

"I TOLD YOU I DONT WANT TO , NOW FUCK OFF!"

The dragon looked at me and gave a 'sorry face' , oh no he better not be thinking it, shit.

"NOW GANG!!"

You fell to the ground with ropes around your body, well guess this is where you go..

So they think Im weak?

Let me show them 'weak'

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Yea writer block,

Anyway have some epick stuff to write since its the weekend,

Sooo stay tuned!!😀