I carefully stalked my prey.

He was mumbling to himself about how to ask me if we were friends or if i still despised him. As much as i wanted to listen in on this conversation... And as much as i really (did/didn't) want to listen in, i (did/didn't) want to see him make a fool out of himself.

Prowling, i crept forward, keeping hidden in the tall grasses. My belly barely scraped the ground and i slowly lifted and lowered my paws, creeping forward. Like a cat, i stalked him, ready to spring at any moment. My muscles decided that moment for me, as they pushed me forward through instincts.

Tackling toothless, we rolled over several times before i was able to pin him on the ground. I have to admit that he wasn't trying very hard to escape though.

"Y/n, would you consider us friends?" Toothless suddenly asked, the question taking me by surprise.

Hahahahahaha. There is no right or wrong answer to that question.

"what do you think the answer to that question is?" I asked Toothless, hoping that i wouldn't actually have to answer his question.

"Um... I'd say that we're semi-..." Toothless was interrupted as yodeling rang through the forest.

Toothless became rigid.

"Um toothless?" I asked. "What's that?"

With a groan, Toothless replied with one simple answer. "The twins."

"who?" I asked, confused.

"You know those two humans that pretended to be a dragon?" toothless responded

"yeah?"

"Those two."

"Oh." i gasped, realizing who he was taking about. "Those two are fun, i guess."

i wonder if...

"Lets go find them!" Toothless excitedly excalimed.

"What?" i started.

"If we find them, they can help you get over your fear of humans. You already think their fun!"

"Um. I don't know..." i pondered.

"I mean, how badly could this possibly turn out?" Toothless asked.

The answer to that question, i really didn't want to know.

We started walking toward the source of the yodeling. After we got fairly close, i could make out a bit of the conversation taking place in between the yodels.

"Are you sure that yodeling is the right way to talk to a sheep?"

"I don't know, why don't you ask the sheep?"

"How do i ask the sheep?"

"You ask it in yodeling."

"How?"

"I don't know? Yodel?"

The unique convorsation was brought to a standstill as one of them yodeled. And my guess was that the yodel was directed at a sheep.

"Idiots..." i mumbled under my breath.

Walking into view of the humans, i saw what they were attempting to do.

They were trying to feed the poor sheep every food imaginable. As for the yodeling, i could only hope it was an attempt to communicate with the sheep.

The sheep, however, must have been at the end of it's patience span, for it looked like it wanted to strangle the twins. It also looked a bit queasy... Probably from all the food they were forcing it to eat.

"Dude, it looks like our sheep is about to hurl." The girl looking twin said.

"Yeah, now it'll really be apart of the family." The other twin said.

"But if it hurls, i'm using your face to clean it up because i don't want sheep barf in my hair." The girl twin said.

"NO. I don't want you using my face. We'll just throw the sheep over there, and let it barf." The other twin gestured in the direction of where Toothless and I were.

Oh no no no no no no no no no. I was not letting a sheep barf on me today... i moved a ways to my right so that i wouldn't get hit if it was thrown in my direction.

Interested in the conversation, I peeked up me ears, only to flatten them as another yodel pierced the air.

Toothless walked up to the twins casually.

"TOOTHLESS!!! Get back here!" I whisper yelled.

If he heard me, he didn't respond.

The twins weren't even bothered by his presence. They just looked around for Hiccup and continued their progression with the sheep.

Catching the eye of one of them, the twin let out a startled yell.

"Dragon!!!" The twin yelled.

Ugh. Looks like I'd been spotted.

The sheep started looking more queasy by the second.

"Our sheep doesn't look too good." The other twin pointed out.

Picking up the sheep, he lunged forward and threw it at Toothless.

Upon impact, the sheep released its queasiness by hurling its lunch on Toothless.

The yak-nog, bread, venison, and various other foods the twins had fed it, had landed on toothless in a steaming pile of grossness.

Toothless looked thoroughly disgusted.

He looked as though he was about to open his mouth to say something, but changed his mind in fear of getting sheep hurl in his mouth.

Giggling from the expression of relief on the sheep's face, the disgust on Toothless's face, and the horror and fear on the twins faces, I couldn't help but chuckle a little bit.

The laughter was probably a side effect from the shock of the situation, but what situation doesn't need laughter?

When toothless shot a glare at me, I came to the conclusion that this one doesn't need laughter.

Stifling a laugh, I called a scaldren dragon with my Alpha power.

It showed up in a moment and I explained the situation to it, asking it to turn the heat down, but hit him at full blast.

The Scaldren blasted Toothless with a stream of water and stopped for a moment only to start again. Several times it blasted Toothless, trying to get all the goop off of him. When it was pleased with it's work, it bowed to me and left, flying to the ocean.

"I will never be clean again." Toothless grumbles.

"In that case, I can call back the Scaldren." I said, seriously considering it.

"NO!" Toothless shouted.

"Ok... but I think it liked you..." I teased.

Toothless groaned and swatted me with his tail.

Hearing the twins giggling, still around, watching us, I got a malicious idea.

"You may be clean now, but we can still get revenge on the Twins, right?" I asked.

"Depends what you had in mind." Toothless said seriously.

"Don't worry. Just follow my instructions." I assured him, whispering my plans into his ear.

"Are you SURE this will be enough for revenge?" Toothless asked me.

"Oh, absolutely! They will never throw a sick sheep at you again after this!" I assured him, thinking of how this could go wrong.

Toothless took off into the air, gracefully grabbing one of the twins with his paws.

He left the twin in a tree for safe keeping. And grabbed the other one.

Following him from the ground, I raced his shadow.

He dropped the twin onto the back of passing wild Thunderdrum.

"Give it the ride of a lifetime." I mentally told the dragon through my Alpha power.

The dragon started diving, twisting, turning, maneuvering in attempt to get the human off its back.

"Oh sweet revenge." I murmured as Toothless landed next to me to watch the show.

"Want to go grab a bite to eat?" I asked Toothless.

"Sure!" He said, leading the way to the best fishing spot on the island.

Enjoying our meal in peace and bliss and the victory of revenge well done, we heard a yodel.

"Oh, not again!" Toothless groaned.

"I wonder how the twin got down from the tree." I wondered out loud.

"I'm more concerned about the thunder drum I dropped the other twin onto." Toothless grumbled as we lept into action.