《Helluva Boss: Hellish Love (Loona X Original Character)》Chapter 85: Ozzie's Part 3
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Moxxie then began to strum his guitar and began singing "I love you, more than the brimstone loves the fire, more than the Beelze loves her bub, more than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs. You make my spirits sing, yeah you make me glad I live in hell, our love is a story sweet to tell yeah you cast a special satanic spell over my heart! Love is a journey we decided to start, Yeah I hope that we'll never ever be apart, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you-" Moxxie was cut off by a blue smoke and Fizzaroli mocking Moxxie by sing "I love you" over and over causing Moxxie to freeze up in embarrassment followed by a tall demon coming out of the smoke which assumable was Ozzie with Fizzaroli riding on his shoulders singing his own song.
"You singing love songs im my lustful lounge?" Fizzaroli sang the next part "Ozzie's aint the place for sentimental sounds" Ozzie the sang "What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?" Fizzaroli sang "Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of Luuusssttt" Asmodeus then sang "Give me a thrust, yeah show me some lust, from the groin to the bust and desire we trust in the house of Asmodeus. little Imp, you came here to sing your serenade. Perform your feelings on a velvety stage. Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts-" Fizzaroli added "Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!" Asmodeus continued to sing "You wanna hang around this lustful town? Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around. Here we sing about wants and desires' Fizzaroli added "Depravity! Savagery! Loins hotter than fire!"
Asmodeus continued to sing "So, give me a thrust! Show me some lust. From the groin to the bust, you just must in the house of Asmodeus. Come on, sing us a song. Make sure the subject is gettin' it on! Make it graphic and tactfully long" Fizzaroli added Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "shlong"! and Asmodeus continued "Go ahead, your mic's on!" Moxie stood there for a few moments before strumming on the guitar and began to sing "I want to.." before Fizzaroli nudged him and asked "Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?" Moxxie smiled and sang "Make gentle love to you" Asmodeus rolled his eyes and sang "Ugh, what a limp-dick Imp. You're really killin' the vibe. Get a load of this dweeb. And his unsatisfied bride"
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Just then out of nowhere Blitzo stood up from the crowd in a punk rock outfit and said "Hey now! I've watched those two pork may times and honestly they make missionary look relatively exciting!" Moxxie blurted " Wait?! Blitzo?!" and Loona and I looked like each other as if to ask what the fuck is he doing here? Fizzaroli pointed at him and said as he began to sing "Is that Blitzo? So, you're showin' your face? Hey everybody, this guy's a total disgrace! Some nerve you've got to comment on a relationship last time I checked your love life is a pile of shit!" Verosika Mayday stepped in and began to sing "Oh, Blitzo? I used to date him. I'd stroke and fellate him. Yeah, but when it was my turn. He did no reciprocatin'. A selfish Imp in the sheets. And just as bad in the streets. A restless heart breaking freak!"
Asmodeus began to sing "Who's that at your table? Is your date a demon prince? Stolas, is that you?" Just then a guy that we recognized as Wally Wackford shouted out "Are you sleeping with an Imp?!" Loona stared at me and said "Oh no" as Asmodeus continued to sing "Woo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall. You used to have a smokin' wife, a kid, you had it all. I hope you didn't git it up so you and him could get it up. You sold your life for a thrust! Now that's the spirit of lust! Grab your groin or a bust. You better get your hair mussed. Pretend you don't see that crust. Hump 'til your junk turns to dust. In the house of Asmode-" Just before Asmodeus and Fizzaroli could finish I turned to see Millie with a scowl on her face got up and smashed Fizzaroli with Moxxie's guitar and said "I think you were trying to sing something for me Mox" Moxxie replied "Yeah, I was"
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Moxxie then began to strum on the guitar and began to sing his song to Millie again "I love us. I love us just the way we are. Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't. I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes. I'll never take you for granted. I'll always give you my best. And if you can offer the same. Fate will handle the rest. Cause I love you, cause I love you" Moxxie finished his song and stared into Millie's eyes as there lips slowly touched each others in a passionate kiss causing everyone to stand up and applaud including Loona and I who began to whistle and cheer for them.
After the cheering died down Asmodeus approached them with Fizzaroli in his arms and mocked them by saying "Oh ain't that just a happy display, it sickens me, GET THE FUCK OUT!" Millie and Moxxie smiled and shrugged their shoulders and jumped off of the stage and walked out of the club. It was then than I adjusted my coat and stood up and Loona stood up. Asmodeus turned to look at us and I said aloud "You know for someone who is the Prince of the Lust Ring and doesn't care for love it is blatantly obvious that you care for Fizzaroli in more than a lustful way and he thinks the same. You are both such hypocrites" causing Asmodeus and Fizzaroli to go wide eyed and slightly blush, Asmodeus got angry and yelled out "YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OUT TOO!" To which I yelled back "I WILL GLADLY CUNTFACE AND WE WILL NOT BE RETURNING" And so Loona and I left and we headed home.
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