As Loona had gotten our snacks ready and plopped ourselves down on the settee in front of the TV. I was lying down with my back against the armrest and Loona laying down on top of me. On the Tv was some sort of show that was, how do I describe it? Like that show on MTV, Ridiculousness but the videos that were on there lead sometimes to death, but they were still funny.

Loona and I were laughing and almost choking on our snacks when my ears perked and the sound of fumbling noises outside, Loona didn't notice it as she was still laughing at the video of the kid trying to jump over the car but just ends up being splattered over the windscreen. I got up and said to Loona "I'm just going to check on something love Ill be back in a tic" Loona replied "Well I'll be here" and continued to shovel snacks into her maw and laugh at the TV.

I quietly walked down the hallway and looked towards the doorway and saw the door knob being fumbled with. If it was Blitzo then why wouldn't he have just called or texted us to let us in? Something wasn't right. I went into the kitchen and opened up a window and peaked my head outside to look at front entrance. In the car park was a black van with some demons both large and short waiting outside. It clicked into my mind when I realized that they were trying to rob us and so I closed the window and ran back to the lounge area and up to Loona.

Loona asked "So what was that thing that you needed to check up on?" I then said to Loona "I may have already asked you this before but in case I didn't and this may be a daft question but Hell doesn't have police does it?" Loona stared at me and then snorted and said "Of course not why the fuck would Hell have a police force?" I then placed my paws on her shoulders and said "Because I believe that someone is trying to break in". Loona's ears perked and asked in disbelief "Wait what?!" I then showed her the front door and she saw someone trying to fumble with the doorknob.

Loona growled and shouted "WHOEVER THE FUCK THAT IS OUT THERE IDENTIFY YOURSELF!" whoever was outside had stopped fumbling with the doorknob and instead started ramming the door again and again. Loona and I had become nervous and got ready in a fighting stance both with our claws and teeth bared. Loona growled "I'm warning you whoever the fuck that is, if you break down this fucking door, my boyfriend and I are ripping your intestines out!" The door was rammed again and this time the hinges broke and the next time the door was rammed again the door flew off revealing a warthog like demon as well as a Boar like demon.

We all stared at each other for a few seconds before I recognized one of them. I recognized the Boar. I pointed at him and said "Hey I know you, You were the first demon I saw when I arrived in Hell months ago!" He looked at me in confusion and said "What? I never met you before kid now we can either do this the easy way or the hard way. Either you give us what we want and let you live or we kill you and take it either way so what's it going to be?"

Loona growled and stepped forward before turning to face me with a crazed look in her eye and said "How about we show these fucks what we do for a living?" I felt and saw nothing but red and laughed like a maniac and said "IT'S SHOWTIME!" before we both charged at them. I took on the Boar and Loona took the Warthog, the Boar took a swing at me and I dodged it and kicked his hooves from underneath him. Loona kicked the Warthog causing him to trip up on his accomplice and onto the floor it was then that Loona and I with our teeth and claws bared we pounced on our prey. Their screams of agony were all that we heard besides our own growling and screaming. With my claws I slashed at his torso causing blood and flesh to fly off of him, the Boar squealed in distress and agony as I continued to tear him apart.

I got down to his ribcage and used my claws to break and pry it open the boar spat blood and gurgled as he continued to squeal in pain. I then had my eyes on the prize his heart, I then opened up my jaw and plunged my head into his opened chest and started ripping apart is organs. In mere seconds his squeals had stopped and his body went limp. I pulled my head out now covered in blood and looked towards Loona, she had killed her guy also by doing the exact same. We stared at each other, both in shock and disgust and what we had just done. We both then vomited as an impulse to the carnage we had caused and stood back from their husks and watched as they disintegrated into ash leaving only bloodstains on the carpet.

We then turned to the front door to see Blitzo, Millie and Moxxie both staring at us wide eyed, they had obviously seen enough. Blitzo approached us leaving Millie and Moxxie into the doorway. He stood in front of us and said "What the fuck was that" blankly. Loona then started to tear up and collapsed onto the floor wailing, I instantly embraced her on the floor crying also. Blitzo then crouched by us and embraced us both and then shortly after after Millie and Moxxie did the same. The three of them were consoling us on the floor, what the fuck did we just do?

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