《Helluva Boss: Hellish Love (Loona X Original Character)》Chapter 56: Carter's First Technically Second Assassination With I.M.P
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Loona and I arrived back at the office and we went into his office and we saw him quickly shove his toy horses into his desk draw and said "Carter, Loona! So how was it?" I replied "It was fine sir you'll be happy to now we got paid more than what we would've ever expected from Stolas" I tossed the packet of cash onto the desk and he excitedly squealed and said "I'm going to be able to afford some upgrades to this pig sty!" Loona snorted and said "Yeah and some more toy horses for your collection?" Blitzo went red faced and fumbled his words and said "W-what n-no, maybe" Loona patted my shoulder and left but not before saying "See ya Blitzo" leaving Blitzo and I alone in his office.
Blitzo slightly opened his desk draw where he had placed his toy horses in and he looked down sadly at them. I knew that he felt embarrassed by his hobby and I instantly knew how he felt. I was bullied most of my life for enjoying music by The Beatles instead of rap which I disfavored. I I smiled at him and said "I want you to know that you shouldn't have to be embarrassed by the fact that you like horses and hide them. It's your hobby and it makes you happy. I remember the look on your face on the ranch when you saw that horse that Striker rode on" Blitzo still looked embarrassed but was curios and asked "O-oh yeah and w-what did I look like?" I smiled and said "You looked happy like an excited child, it was nice". Blitzo looked down into his draw and smiled and then looked up back at me and said "Do you really mean that you don't care about my hobby?" I continued to smile and I said "Yeah man, do what makes you happy, don't listen to what others think man, I don't and look at me" Blitzo smiled and then slowly placed his ponies onto the table and put them back to where they were and he looked at me and smiled and said "Thank you Carter, I feel better after that" I nodded and said "Well I'm glad that I did sir" Blitzo said also "Oh and wait in the meeting room as we have a meeting regarding a new client"
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Blitzo called everyone into the meeting room and I sat down next to Loona and once everyone had settled into their seats Blitzo began to speak "Alright everyone I have called this meeting today because we have a new client who wants us to kill this man" Blitzo proceeds to show a picture of a fat balding man with anime body pillows and empty bottles and bottles filled with piss with crumbs stuck in his belly hair. Loona instantly began to gag and said Ugh I can smell him from here" Millie and Moxxie both had a sour look on their faces and Moxxie said "Ew, what are we killing him for?" Blitzo replied "Or client works for the CIA and wants this guy dead for stealing Government secrets and threatening to reveal all Republican secrets which could put all party members in jail" I paused and said "Hold on this guy that we're supposed to kill has information that could put every republican...in Jail?" Blitzo said nonchalantly "Yes are you deaf or something listen up Carter" I sat there lost in my own thoughts at how great that sounds.
Blitzo continued to speak "Now we're heading to New York City surprisingly since from the picture provided doesn't scream he has the money...But then again if this slob can steal Government secrets then he's bound to have stolen money also so fuck it yeah never mind this guy can afford to live there". Moxxie put his hand up and said "Sir do we have to kill him?" Blitzo then began to mock Moxxie and said "Awe is baby having a moral dilemma well boohoo we're killing this fat fuck and getting paid!" Moxxie retorts "I don't have a problem with killing him Sir! I have a problem going anywhere near him, from the picture alone it grosses me out and I have seen Millie tear out organs" Blitzo nodded and said "Okay fair enough, Carter do you want to come?" Loona, Moxxie and I said in unison "What?!" Blitzo then said "Well yeah Carter you're the only one that hasn't been apart of an assassination yet so might as well make sure that you have now eh?" I replied back "Well technically this isn't my first time killing someone" Blitzo "I know that but this will technically be the first time you did it as part of your job and not for personal reasons"
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After we had concluded the meeting we headed out to the receptionist hall where Blitzo drew a pentagram on the floor which opened up in Central Park. Millie and Moxxie jumped in first and then Blitzo, as I was about to jump in Loona stopped me and said "Wait!" and grabbed my shoulders, I turn around to say "Oh what's up babe?" Loona had her ears down and said "I just wanted to wish you luck and a safe return, I worry about you" and then she hugged me and I returned it and said "I promise you that I will be back safe and sound love" We then departed and looked at each other and then kissed each other which lasted a few seconds to which we then departed once more and I said jokingly to Loona as I jumped through "I will be out to the store do you want anything?" As the portal closed behind me I could hear her laugh. It was a wonderful sound which I loved to hear. As I came out the other side Moxxie, Millie and Blitzo were waiting patiently and Blitzo said "You were certainly taking your time what was the hold up?" I shrugged my shoulders and said "I was saying goodbye to Loona" Mollie said "Awe that's nice" I smiled and then shifted to my human form which Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie haven't seen since I had first arrived at the Imp office, Blitzo committed "Oh yeah I forgot that you could do that, but it works out in a favor" Moxxie then looked around and said where are we exactly?" I looked around myself and said in surprise "Oh we're outside the front gates of Central Park Zoo. Before I died this was one of my others stops which I was going to make before heading back home" Blitzo said "Okay now that we know where we are lets get a move on this night isn't going to last forever".
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