《Helluva Boss: Hellish Love (Loona X Original Character)》Chapter 37: Hanging With An Idol
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I couldn't move, I couldn't believe it was actually him. John Lennon approached us and said "Are you two alright? Them paparazzi can get quite the handful, this is coming from personal experience" I stepped forward and sputtered before saying "HOLY SHIT YOU'RE JOHN LENNON!" He put his hands up and laughed and said "Oh I take it you're obviously a fan, what's your name lad?" I stuck out my paw and said "My name is Carter, Carter Ryan Mr. Lennon" as he shook my paw, John then said "Ah a Brummie as well, not seen many fellow Englishmen around here, although I would assume that's because of the purges" I said "Wow John Lennon is standing right here before me, I would have never have dreamt of such a moment" John said casually "I don't much attention down in these parts because the occupants of Imp City are all hell born so they don't know about me in life so I live down in a pad nearby, So since you're one of the few fans to see me down here in hell what do you think?" He was obviously referring to himself and his appearance and I felt saddened at his question and I said "Whilst I am so happy that I got to meet one of my idols, I'm a bit upset at the fact that you're here in Hell John, I'm so sorry. But otherwise I think you look great, I see that your form has that of your Sergeant Pepper outfit but red, you also have two pairs of glasses, d 'you have two pairs of eyes?"
John said "Don't worry about it mate, I often wondered myself what it could have been that brought me down here. I narrowed it down to the drugs, the fact that I said that the Beetles are bigger than Jesus and that I probably wasn't that great of a father. About my outfit however yes you have a keen eye, it's my Sergeant Peppers outfit in red and the three dots on my chest are representations of where I was shot that fateful night and yes I have two pairs of eyes" Loona then stepped forward and said "Hi my name is Loona, I'm also a fan of your work too Mr. Lennon" John chuckled and said "No need for formalities love just call me John, and I can tell that you're a natural hell born hellhound unlike our friend Carter here, why is that?" I looked at John and said "Well not really wanting to share that in the public eye but lets just say for now that it involved a demon named Alastor" John looked angry and said "Alastor The Radio Demon?! I cannot stand that Twat, all he does is makes deals and takes advantage of others, reminds me of the fascist US government. Where were you two going anyway before all this?" Loona then spoke up and said "Well Carter was feeling homesick and so I wanted to cheer him up so we was on our way to LooLoo Land".
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John Lennon then walked up to me and placed a hand on my shoulder and said "Well do you mind if I tag along with you? For protection of course from miscreants and the paparazzi". I smiled and said "It would be my pleasure John, Loona do you mind?" Loona smiled and said "John Lennon hanging out with us at a theme park? YES!" We all laughed and John snapped his fingers and a car appeared out of nowhere and rolled up to the curb by itself and I nearly screamed out of excitement at what it was, It was a prefect replica of John's Psychedelic Rolls-Royce Phantom V! The rear doors magically opened and said "Lets hop in shall we?" I let Loona go in first followed by me and then John. It was then I noticed that there was no driver and then I said to John "Hey where's the driver?" John smiled and said "That's the best part, watch this" John then snapped his fingers and then the car began to drive itself and I laughed excitedly and so did Loona and we made our way towards the theme park.
An hour or so later we arrived and we parked in the reserve parking. and we got out and made out way to the front desk where there was an attendant, I walked up and was about to pay the entrance fee before John stepped in front of me and said "I'll pay for today mate, don't worry about it" So John payed the entry fee and we entered through the gates and into the main hug where we was instantly met by what I would assume was the mascot that said "Welcome to LooLoo Land, I'm LooLoo and I hope that you have a great day" John laughed and said "I know a pervert when I see one, even try anything and I'll kill you on the spot" LooLoo put his hands up and said "I won't don't hurt me!" and ran off.
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Loona starting wagging her tail excitedly and said "John is so cool" my tail wagged also and I said "Yeah I got goosebumps from that" After that the day was pretty cool and I already felt better after that, John left us on the last ride which was the tunnel of love, I never been in once before, I always thought that they were tacky. It was really pretty, Loona and I both admired the quality of the ride compared to the others. Loona and I both looked into each others eyes, I said to her "Thank you for today, it really cheered me up" Loona put a paw to my face and said "Well I'm glad that you feel better, but it got me thinking, you know what would make this ride better?" I said acting dumb "I don't know I think this ride is pretty cool already" Loona then said "This" and planted her lips to mine, our kiss was as passionate but gentle as could be, We heard the ride's camera click and the ride pulled to a stop by the exit. We hop out and made our way to the photo center where John was waiting for us looking at our photo, John said to himself unaware of our presence "Ah young love, I wish I had photos of stuff with Yoko in down here".
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