《Helluva Boss: Hellish Love (Loona X Original Character)》Chapter 36: No Fucking Way!
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I had cried for a few minutes whilst Loona comforted me, I had composed myself and Loona said to me "Would you like some tea?" I sniffled and said "That would be wonderful, yes please" We both got up and went to the kitchen and Loona popped the kettle on. I sat down at the kitchen table and sighed deeply whilst running a paw through the fur on my head. Loona had finished making the cups of tea and brought them over and sat down with me, I looked at her and kissed her head from across the table and said "Thank you for the tea love" Loona smiled and said "It's been a pretty wild week for you, I understand that you may have not been able to come down yet so things may have hit you only until now. There was nothing wrong with letting your emotions show" I took a sip and smiled at Loona and said "My father would have hit me if I cried like I did in front of him, this is a really nice cup of tea Loona".
Blitzo then walked in holding an empty mug which you could tell had coffee in because of the strong smell. He looked at the two of us and said "Morning you two love hounds, did you two manage to sleep well last night after the events that unfolded yesterday?" Loona seemed peeved at what Blitzo had called us and before she could say something I said to Blitzo "Yeah we did surprisingly we feel really great. But by the strong smell of coffee from the mug that is empty is telling me that you didn't sir?" Blitzo pinched the bridge of his nose and said "I barely slept last night, I've been calling some old acquaintances to see if they have either seen Striker or to keep a look out for him. I just can't believe that I offered him a job here, If you two hadn't arrived when you did, Moxxie and I could have died. Fuck! I want to kill that son of a bitch!" Blitzo then threw his empty mug across the room and it shattered against the wall and handily into the bin below.
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Once Blitzo had composed himself he calmly asked "So Millie and Moxxie are having some time off and the company is for the meantime only focused on finding Striker. So my question is what do you two plan on doing in the meantime? Anything that you two are up to today?" Considering that only a few minutes ago I was bawling my eyes out I have never really had time to think about today, I turned to Loona who didn't know how to respond either and sat their thinking until an idea popped into her head "Well Carter feels a bit down due to what has happened in the past few days so I'm treating him for today" I was taken aback and said "Wait you are?" Loona had a smile on her face and said "Yeah why not we haven't really done anything together since that party, so lets get going".
I finished my tea and cleaned up my mug and said goodbye to Blitzo and Loona and I headed out for the day. As Loona and I was walking down the street I had noticed that some of the demon were looking at me and taking photos, Loona had noticed too and said "I guess that some of them recognize you huh babe" I felt uncomfortable since there was quite a few of them, I wrapped an arm around Loona bringing her close and said "Lets just be careful we can't trust any of them". I tried to get my mind off of the people taking pictures of us and I tried to spark up a conversation with Loona "So what do you want to doe today Loona?" Loona replied "Well the reason that we came out today was so that I could treat you, so what do you want to do?".
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I thought for a moment and said "This might be a daft thing to ask but does hell have an theme parks?" Loona smirked and said "Well there is this one place called LooLoo Land, do you want to go?" I kissed Loona on the lips and said "That sounds like a plan, lets go". As soon as I said that a crowd had gathered around us and had blocked us off, some of them shouted excitedly "It's the hellhound from the internet!", "Sing us a song!" "Sign my child!" I put Loona behind me as I feared for her life and if something was to kick off I was going to protect her. I yelled out "Leave us the fuck alone!" but they didn't and instead more photos were taken and the crowd was growing. I was about to attack them when I heard a distinctive Liverpudlian accent bellow out "Alright move it on you paparazzi twats! leave the poor man and his bird be!" I heard someone else shout "Oh shit it's him!" next everyone ran and I kept Loona behind me as everyone ran in opposite directions, as the crowd cleared a male demon could be spotted walking down the street towards us. The Demon male was shorter than us, about 5'8, and he wore a red militarized uniform of sorts with aiguillettes, he wore two sets of round red glasses on his face. He also had two striped horns atop of his head accompanied by long hair, and he had a tail that was colored a dark grey like the rest of his skin and in his left hand was a fag.
I couldn't believe who it was and I said aloud "No fucking way! Loona do you realize who it is?!" Loona looked at me puzzled and said "He kind of Looks familiar but how do you know who this is we haven't met him before?" I grabbed Loona by the shoulders and said "Loona it's John Fucking Lennon! He's a demon but it's him!"
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