《Helluva Boss: Hellish Love (Loona X Original Character)》Chapter 31: The Harvest Moon Festival Part 4
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Moxxie landed on the hog and got the lasso around it's neck and tried to strangle it with it, he brought the knife above his head and slashed down but the knife pinged off the skin as if it was made of metal I yelled out in surprise "No way fuck off!" and the hog squealed in rage and started bucking to try and get Moxxie off "Blitzo was enjoying himself and shouted out "Fuck yeah Moxxie, Ride it Moxxie, make it your bitch and make it not be able to crawl back in the morning!" Loona was recording and she had a smile on her face, she was enjoying the spectacle to and said "This is fucking beautiful" I said to Loona "I know this is funny but at the same time I feel kind of concerned" Blitzo then said "You're doing great Moxxie! send me that video later" I said the same to Loona "Send it to me two babe".
Moxxie was still being bucked around on the hog and that was when Striker leaped into the pen and Moxxie turned around and saw him and was pushed off of the hog and Striker took the knife of of him and straddled the hog and brought the knife down into the back of the hogs neck and pierced the skin killing it instantly. Moxxie was on the floor still and was cracking himself and said "Ow my clavicle" Striker approached Moxxie and said "Don't worry little one, you never stood a chance" He walked towards Joe and Moxxie growled at him, Striker then said to Blitzo "Hey boss man, you want to help the men skin this thing for dinner? Blitzo excitedly replied "Oh I am always down to skin the manly meat with a manly man" Loona said "That's what she said" I snorted a little and began walking away with Loona and I hear Blitzo from behind us say "What who said? What bitch is talking shit about me?!"
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I glance behind and saw Millie talking to Moxxie who seemed down but I didn't really care to listen, I wrapped an arm around Loona's waist as we headed inside of the homestead with the others, the house was very rustic and looked like a stereotypical farm home that you would see in the movies, with wooden furniture, skulls on the walls, a rifle hanging atop of the fireplace and some family pictures on the mantlepiece. I said to Joe and Lynn "Wow this a nice home you have here" Joe replied "Well thankyou Carter, I built this house with my bare hands, I'm mighty proud of it" Joe then headed down into the basement with Striker and Blitzo to start skinning the pig. Loona and I sat down on the settee and Loona lay down across my lap whilst she was on her phone, I look down at her phone and I said "So what're you doing?" Loona smiles and said "Just posting the video of Moxxie trying to wrangle the hog and failing miserably" I chuckle as I watched the video and said "Man that was funny, Well what do you want to do now, want to explore the place?" Loona looked up at me and said "Nah I just want to relax and settle in" I smile and kiss Loona and said "Alright then love" I look at Lynne who was just about to head into the kitchen to prepare dinner and I said to her "Excuse me Lynne but do you mind pointing Loona and I to our bedrooms?" Lynn smiled and said "Oh of course darling, just go upstairs and take the first door on the left". I thanked Lynna and I took Loona by the paw and we went up stairs to our room. I opened the door and impressively whistled. It was a very nice looking bedroom with a queen sized bed, it had it's own fireplace and had the same décor as the living room. I said to Loona "What do you think of this place, cool right?" Loona smiled as she looked around the room and said "Yeah I guess it is".
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A few hours had gone by and Striker, Joe and Blitzo brought up the now skinned hog up from the basement for dinner, We had dinner and it was delicious, Loona and I ate a ham each slathered in gravy with mashed potatoes and surprisingly Yorkshire pudding, I was not expecting these Americanized country hell folk to know about Yorkshire pudding but I was not complaining in the slightest. After everyone had finished dinner Loona and I called in for the night since we both had baby belly and felt tired, we went up stairs and we each striped off into our underwear and climbed into bed. Loona and I faced each other and said "That was possibly the tastiest dinner I have ever had, and my first roast dinner here in hell, I must say I'm impressed" Loona sighed in exstasy and said "I will admit it that ham was really tasty, We will have to get it more often when we get back" I chuckled and then asked Loona "So what do you think that the games will be like tomorrow?" "Loona yawned and said "I don't know, but either way I'm excited to see you competing in them, I think that you'll win" I blush and then kissed Loona and brought her close to my furry chest and her head nuzzled against my neck and I said to her "I'm glad you have that much confidence in me" We both laugh as we are in each others embrace. We lay there for a bit until Loona spoke up and said "Hey Carter?" I replied "Hmm?" Loona then said "I just wanted to thankyou for being here with me, I was a horrible person who was always grumpy before you got here and you changed me for the better" I smiled and kissed Loona's head and said "Well Loona I'm glad that circumstances brought us together, I would not change it for the world" We both smiled and kissed each other good night.
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The Many Deaths of Kara Lowe
112 years ago, the Bubble Burst. 103 years ago, the Great War ended. 76 years ago, the War of Two Worlds ended. It is now 2021 and Homo Sapiens, Homo Subcinctus, Homo Variari, and Sapient Beasts have been living together in a hard-won harmony for 75 years. Or so they say. Atypical high-school student Kara Lowe has some serious doubts about that. After she is killed and brought back to life by her accidental murderers, she is forced to abandon everything she thought she knew about the world, and herself. While plagued by a mysterious Order that believes she should not exist, Kara must prove her right to life by destroying an age-old enemy with an unfortunate connection to her. There won't be a ton of gore or traumatising content, that's not the focus, but the tags are there to be safe. The main character uses colourful language when she's angry. The main character might seem to be talking to you at times. She is not. Things will make sense eventually. A quick note about religion: this novel takes place in an Alternate History setting. No existing religion from our world exists in this one. Any similarities are coincidential.
8 276And Thus, We Hoped
The sun was dying, and Earth slowly became a frozen wasteland. Amidst the violence and the wars and the battles, a single ship was sent into the stars. A vessel that contained the future of ?humanity?, built with the meager, remaining resources of a certain group. A vessel built from the will of the people who wished for the human race to continue on. What was the chance that it would complete its journey? What was the chance that it would find a planet suited for life? No one knew. And no one could guess. And once the ship left, there was no more they could do. And thus,?we?Hoped.
8 129Lemur Goes to Forash
[participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Rakkel arrives in Forash City with nothing but the contents of xir messenger bag and a desire to see the legendary Forash Marketplace. The only catch is that xir body was long ago converted to that of an anthropomorphic lemur. This sort of thing is commonplace where xe comes from. In Forash, not so much. Will the people of Forash accept xir among them? Will anyone even buy the trinkets xe brought along to sell? And in a city full of stock humans, what sort of attention might xe attract from the handful of fellow body-modders who already live there?
8 82Player 0.4 [You have died.] [Reset in progress.]
The battle against the Kobar Empire was utterly lost and I lay dying, when a strange blue screen appeared. [ You have been identified as having the aptitude needed to be a Player. Would you like to reset the game and try again? ] "A game?" I laughed. Blood spilled out of my mouth and ran down my neck. "I don't know if this is some weird near-death hallucination… but if I have a chance to reset everything and save everyone I cared about… of course, I damn well accept." [ Reset in progress. ] [ Beginning Round 2. ] [ … ] [ Error. Partial Player. ] [ … ] [ Active Players: 0.4 ] . . . I post 2x a week Tuesdays and Saturdays at 3PM PST / 6PM EST If you want to support me (or read an extra two chapters ahead), you can find them posted on my Patreon.
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8 169Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince | Sirius Black ✓
'Pranks and Perverts and Padfoot, oh my!' Meet Kelsey 'Kelpie' Jones: Miss Americana, Comic lover and the Hufflepuff who doesn't give a Hufflefuck. Having Lily Evans accidentally fall in love with James Potter was never a part of her plan to get revenge on Sirius Black, Heartbreak Prince of Hogwarts and the Bane of her Existence. Neither was realising her own affinity for his perfectly snoggable lips. But hey, all's fair in love and war, right? Highest Ranking: #1 in #harrypotter | March 11, 2021Started: October 2, 2020 | Completed: January 24, 2021Final Word Count: 100Kϟ"There was a book.""A book?""More like a magazine, really.""Oh?""It had dirty pictures..""Wicked!""..of naked witches.""No!" "Yes!""Well, continue!""Word around school is that Kinky Kelpie can procure these magazines if you ask. For a price of course."ϟDisclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter (or the GIFs/Images used for aesthetics purposes in the book)
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