《Helluva Boss: Hellish Love (Loona X Original Character)》Chapter 31: The Harvest Moon Festival Part 4
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Moxxie landed on the hog and got the lasso around it's neck and tried to strangle it with it, he brought the knife above his head and slashed down but the knife pinged off the skin as if it was made of metal I yelled out in surprise "No way fuck off!" and the hog squealed in rage and started bucking to try and get Moxxie off "Blitzo was enjoying himself and shouted out "Fuck yeah Moxxie, Ride it Moxxie, make it your bitch and make it not be able to crawl back in the morning!" Loona was recording and she had a smile on her face, she was enjoying the spectacle to and said "This is fucking beautiful" I said to Loona "I know this is funny but at the same time I feel kind of concerned" Blitzo then said "You're doing great Moxxie! send me that video later" I said the same to Loona "Send it to me two babe".
Moxxie was still being bucked around on the hog and that was when Striker leaped into the pen and Moxxie turned around and saw him and was pushed off of the hog and Striker took the knife of of him and straddled the hog and brought the knife down into the back of the hogs neck and pierced the skin killing it instantly. Moxxie was on the floor still and was cracking himself and said "Ow my clavicle" Striker approached Moxxie and said "Don't worry little one, you never stood a chance" He walked towards Joe and Moxxie growled at him, Striker then said to Blitzo "Hey boss man, you want to help the men skin this thing for dinner? Blitzo excitedly replied "Oh I am always down to skin the manly meat with a manly man" Loona said "That's what she said" I snorted a little and began walking away with Loona and I hear Blitzo from behind us say "What who said? What bitch is talking shit about me?!"
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I glance behind and saw Millie talking to Moxxie who seemed down but I didn't really care to listen, I wrapped an arm around Loona's waist as we headed inside of the homestead with the others, the house was very rustic and looked like a stereotypical farm home that you would see in the movies, with wooden furniture, skulls on the walls, a rifle hanging atop of the fireplace and some family pictures on the mantlepiece. I said to Joe and Lynn "Wow this a nice home you have here" Joe replied "Well thankyou Carter, I built this house with my bare hands, I'm mighty proud of it" Joe then headed down into the basement with Striker and Blitzo to start skinning the pig. Loona and I sat down on the settee and Loona lay down across my lap whilst she was on her phone, I look down at her phone and I said "So what're you doing?" Loona smiles and said "Just posting the video of Moxxie trying to wrangle the hog and failing miserably" I chuckle as I watched the video and said "Man that was funny, Well what do you want to do now, want to explore the place?" Loona looked up at me and said "Nah I just want to relax and settle in" I smile and kiss Loona and said "Alright then love" I look at Lynne who was just about to head into the kitchen to prepare dinner and I said to her "Excuse me Lynne but do you mind pointing Loona and I to our bedrooms?" Lynn smiled and said "Oh of course darling, just go upstairs and take the first door on the left". I thanked Lynna and I took Loona by the paw and we went up stairs to our room. I opened the door and impressively whistled. It was a very nice looking bedroom with a queen sized bed, it had it's own fireplace and had the same décor as the living room. I said to Loona "What do you think of this place, cool right?" Loona smiled as she looked around the room and said "Yeah I guess it is".
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A few hours had gone by and Striker, Joe and Blitzo brought up the now skinned hog up from the basement for dinner, We had dinner and it was delicious, Loona and I ate a ham each slathered in gravy with mashed potatoes and surprisingly Yorkshire pudding, I was not expecting these Americanized country hell folk to know about Yorkshire pudding but I was not complaining in the slightest. After everyone had finished dinner Loona and I called in for the night since we both had baby belly and felt tired, we went up stairs and we each striped off into our underwear and climbed into bed. Loona and I faced each other and said "That was possibly the tastiest dinner I have ever had, and my first roast dinner here in hell, I must say I'm impressed" Loona sighed in exstasy and said "I will admit it that ham was really tasty, We will have to get it more often when we get back" I chuckled and then asked Loona "So what do you think that the games will be like tomorrow?" "Loona yawned and said "I don't know, but either way I'm excited to see you competing in them, I think that you'll win" I blush and then kissed Loona and brought her close to my furry chest and her head nuzzled against my neck and I said to her "I'm glad you have that much confidence in me" We both laugh as we are in each others embrace. We lay there for a bit until Loona spoke up and said "Hey Carter?" I replied "Hmm?" Loona then said "I just wanted to thankyou for being here with me, I was a horrible person who was always grumpy before you got here and you changed me for the better" I smiled and kissed Loona's head and said "Well Loona I'm glad that circumstances brought us together, I would not change it for the world" We both smiled and kissed each other good night.
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