《Helluva Boss: Hellish Love (Loona X Original Character)》Chapter 29: The Harvest Moon Festival Part 2
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A Few hours had gone by and in that time I had fell asleep on Loona's right shoulder. I was kissed on the head and I heard her gently whisper into my ear "Babe wake up we're here" I slowly open my eyes and rub them before I turn to face her and smile and I lick her snout slightly and I said to her "I have never been woken up so gently before, that felt nice" Loona giggles and wraps an arm around me and said "You're a big cutie" and nuzzles into my furry neck. I look forward and see Millie with who was looking back at us with a heartfelt smile and then turned to Moxxie who was next to Loona on the other side and said "Ain't them two just a cute couple Moxxie?" Moxxie was daydreaming because he said as a response "Hm wait what huh? Oh yeah, yeah I guess so".
I look out the window that Moxxie was and I see a house and I realize that this was a farm, Blitzo unexpectedly floors it down the entrance road. At the entrance archway there was the initials (RT) possibly the family name or individuals, and then the hanging sigh underneath it read "Rough'n Tumbleweed Ranch" So I put together what (RT) stood for and we continued down the driveway. I looked through the windscreen with Loona and we saw two an old Imp couple standing outside their ranch home and the elderly woman waving us down. Blitzo stopped the van and I saw Millie get really excited as she was bouncing up and down in her seat.
She got outside and said "Momma! Daddy!" as she ran to her fathers arms who embraced her into a hug and yelled "Yeehaw! Oh how's my deadly little pumpkin spice doing?" Blitzo, Moxxie, Loona and I got out of the van and made our way over too them. Millie continued to her dad "I'm good paw, thanks for letting us stay here for the harvest jamboree". Millie's mother then began to say "It's no trouble, we know you aren't making as much anymore since y'all went "freelance". I was confused at the response and Loona and I glanced at each other before we turned back to face them. Millie was obviously trying to not go off on her parents as she sounded funny when she responded with "Freelance pays fine Ma, we're doing fine, it's fine".
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I lookover to Moxxie who was crouching down by his bag and Millie approaches him and introduces us "Anyway y'all remember my husband Moxxie" she shoves him towards her parents who look down at him disapprovingly, I thought to myself "Ooh that must feel weird to have your in-laws look down at you like that. Moxxie then says towards them "Greetings Lynn, Joe. How've you been now with all the flaming twisters and stuff around here?" Moxxie stuck out his hand of course for Joe to shake but Joe replied "We lost our old farm hand to one of them terrors last week" I felt the awkwardness that Moxxie was feeling and I said to Loona "Joe isn't making this any easier for him is he?" Loona smiles and says "No but I'm loving watching Moxxie make an ass of himself" I simply nodded as I payed my attention at what Moxxie was saying "Ah oh crumbs, my bad, I am so sorry I-I didn't mean to open that wound sir".
I flinched when Blitzo spoke up as I didn't realize that he was standing next to Loona and I "Hey watch it I'm the sir here bucko!" Millie then said to her parents "Oh yeah y'all haven't met my boss Blitzo and his Hellhound" Loona put her paws on her waist and leant forward and said defensively "I'm not just his hellhound!" Blitzo then wrapped an arm around her waist and pulled her close which caught her off guard, Blitzo then added "Yeah she's my daughter" I love the annoyed look she had on her face when he said that, but to be honest I don't know why she doesn't embrace his love with open arms, it's more than I got from my father. Loona added "Only on paper, y'all don't deserve to know my name" I then wrapped an arm around her and pulled her close which she didn't mind at all and she had a small smile on her face when I did it, Millie then said "Oh and standing next to her is Carter who is a human turned hellhound who just so happens to be Loona's boyfriend" Loona blushed heavily at the fact that was just announced to anyone and I hear her mumble under her breath "This shit is so embarrassing" I press my snout to her cheek and I said "Is it now? Well too bad because I am going to make it apparent all day that I'm your boyfriend" Loona punched me in the arm playfully and said whilst giggling "No you won't you love me too much to do that to me" I licked her nose and said "Yeah your right".
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We turned back to everyone who was busy paying attention to Blitzo "It's a pleasure to finally meet the sperm and egg factory that popped out this little gem of an assassin, you two raised sturdy bitch!" I thought in my mind when I heard that 'What the fuck Blitzo?! the balls on him to say that" But Joe just chuckled and said "That we did, so Blitzo is it? Yeah that's a fine name" Lynn replied "It reminds me of war" She said in a happy tone which Lynn and joe sighed blissfully to which I whisper thought just enough for Loona to hear "I have never seen someone happy about war before" Loona smiled and continued to play on her phone whilst I continued to listen.
Joe continued to say "Nothing like a little war to make a strong man" Blitzo nodded and said "I like you people" Moxxie then added because he wanted to impress her parents "You know more battles were won by technological advances in warfare. I've researched the history of weaponry extensively and it's inspiring how for example the progression of guns utilizing angelic technology has changed the landscape of hell's combative-" Moxxie cut himself off when he realized that everyone was just staring at him and Millie was signaling him to cut it off. Moxxie changed the tone my adding "I mean more fun" to which Joe replied "Guns get the job done, but a man ain't nothing if he cant tear the head off a hellish beast with only his bare hands!" Blitzo yells out "Ha! he's right Moxxie you got cute widdle baby hands like your baby dick" he said mockingly to which Moxxie got defensive understandably and said "Refrain sir!" Joe then said "Speaking of strong hands y'all should meet our newest help... Hey Striker!" A cowboy like demon dressed in white rode in on a flaming horse to which I thought was the coolest thing I haver ever saw up until now.
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