《Helluva Boss: Hellish Love (Loona X Original Character)》Chapter 13: Tomfoolery In The Office
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Loona sat with her head tilted and said "Yeah what about it?" I smiled and responded "Well after you left I walked up to the street with Verosika Mayday and the others because you know, not staying around after all that. Then the police showed up and surrounded us, Verosika then said to her group including Tex something along the lines of 'Alright sluts get ready to suck a lot of pig dick' but of course I decided to go that route and I killed myself to find you instead". Loona sat there confused until it clicked and her eyes went wide and then looked at me with her mouth open and said to we "W-wait do you mean to tell me that Tex and the others had to-" She cut herself off and I just sat there smugly smiling and nodding and said "Yep that's right, Tex and the other sucked a cops dick to get out of jail"
Loona put her paws on her snout and tried not to laugh but snorted, I however full out wheeze laughed which made Loona then laugh also and so the two of us were laughing at the idea that they suck a dick or two just to get out of jail. It was then at that moment that Blitzo walked in holding a coffee and scratching his back, he stared with narrowed eyes and asked up "What are you to laughing your asses off about?" Loona then stopped laughing whilst wiping away a tear from her eye and then told Blitzo "Oh Carter was just telling me the funniest shit that happened with Verosika and her entourage after we left". Blitzo then ran up to the table slamming his hands on the table with huge smile on his face and said "Carter spill it, I need to hear this!"
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I told Blitzo the story of how after they had left that Verosika and her entourage had to suck some cop dicks to get out of jail which made Blitzo absolutely loose his shit! I mean like he was rolling on the floor laughing and said Holy shit that bitch had to suck a dick to get out of jail I cannot think of anything funnier than all her whores having to suck cock to get out of jail!" He then got up and asked us about what we did for the rest of the afternoon and I told him about how Loona took me to the mall to get myself my own phone and how we ran into Tex and that's why we're laughing about what happened a yesterday.
Mollie and Moxxie came out from the conference room holding hands and Millie goes "Goodnight Blitzo see you tomorrow" And then Moxxie dead pans Blitzo and says "Sir just to let you know I have got locks on all the doors and windows now so if you break in again and I see you on the bed staring down at me I will not hesitate to kick the shit out of you, because I have had it with your shenanigans!" Blitzo blinks and then smiles and says "Okay I will see you tonight then" and Moxxie goes "No the fuck I won't!" and leaves the office with Millie and goes home for the night. Blitzo takes a sip of his coffee and says "I'm going to sneak into his place again tonight" before turning around to face us and says "Good night kiddos, I'm heading to Moxxie's to get on his nerves, so have fun you two" before he randomly climbed out of the window and screamed as he hit the floor.
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Loona and I ran to the window and saw Blitzo get off of the ground and start limping before he turned back to us with a thumbs up and said "I'm good don't mind me" and he limped around a corner and we went back in and closed the window. I was so taken aback by that that I smacked my head and said "Blitzo...like why, so unnecessary" Loona said to me with a small smile on her face "You should see the other shit he does, he is so annoying sometimes". I wrap an arm around her and kiss her face and she did the same. She then asked me "Hey I am feeling a bit tired after today, do you want to cuddle with me on the bed?" I instantly which and without hesitations said "Yes!" Loona couldn't hold it together and had her paws on her knees and was laughing at my reaction, I felt so embarrassed but once she she stopped laughing she placed her paws on my face and pressed her lips on mine, we were only there for a second or two before we parted and she took me by the arm and took us to her bedroom.
Loona took off her shirt and shorts and was just in her panties and bra, I took of my jeans and turtleneck to be in just my underwear and we both got under the covers and snuggled next to each other, with out muzzles mere inches apart staring into each others eyes. Loona was starry eyed, her eyes glassy as she stared at me with a smile on her face. Loona's fur was unbelievably soft as I slid my paw down from her shoulder to her paw where I then held it and brought it to my muzzle and kissed it. She then licked my nose and then turned over and shimmied her back to my chest and I wrapped and arm around her and kissed her head, She sighed with pleasure and said "I love you Carter, I never thought that I would ever have someone like you" I jokingly said "What about me is there something wrong?" I felt her sigh again this time with slight annoyance and she said "Know know damn well what I meant babe". I chuckled and said "I know love I'm just having you on" We both said goodnight to each other and fell asleep. Man I love my girlfriend.
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