《Helluva Boss: Hellish Love (Loona X Original Character)》Chapter 11: Going Shopping Part 1
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After an hour or two later Loona and I woke up after we heard the sound of the portal opening up, We both headed into the conference room where Blitzo, Mollie and Moxxie were where they had already began the discussion without us. Blitzo stated off "Well the old man wanted to live again and we didn't kill him so we failed thanks to those fucking Cherubs, he's probably in heaven now though...it's a shame, all our client wanted was eternal revenge on his business partner and now the two are forever separated and now we gotta face the fire of fucking up". That was when Moxxie interjected "Sir when're you going to tell the client?" Blitzo then smiled pulling out his phone saying "Oh I already sent him a text we're in good hands as texts don't make people angry".
Moxxie looked cautious and looked out towards the window and jumped out of the way before another hole was made in the wall and a ramp extended into the office revealing Loopty and he had a wide smile on his face "Blitzo Loofa" Blitzo put his hands up defensively and said "We can explain everything I-" Before Blitzo could finish what he was saying I could see something else coming down towards the wall and I said to Loona "Hey babe watch this" as I kicked him towards the wall into the path of the other ramp that crashed into the building and crushed Moxxie underneath it. Loona patted my back and snorted and I smiled. Millie and Blitzo saw the other being from off the ramp and said in surprise "Lyle Lipton?!" Millie then said "I don't understand I thought you went to heaven?" Lyle Lipton then said "Ha heaven? You don't make millions in technological advances in robotics by not experiment on the poor hahah" It was then Loopty came by him and said happily "Oh you no good heartless son of a bitch, thank you for reuniting me with my best friend" Lyle then said "The only question is what do two old genius robotic inventors now that we're in hell?"
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It was then that some other demon came crashing through the roof and said "Did someone say I say I say inventors?! The names Wally Wackford and I'm looking creative new people to exploit-uh I mean employ". Blitzo then lost his shit "CAN EVERYONE STOP FUCKING UP MY WALLS! Moxxie is going to have to fix all this shit!" Everyone then looked at Moxxie who was foaming from the mouth and Blitzo shook it off and said "Chill out Moxxie if you kiss my ass any harder you'll go right inside me, Satan's balls first we deal with heavens table scraps now this?" Wally Wackford then said some corny ass joke "I guess you can say, you say have a 'holy' operation here Blitzo" he then slapped his leg and began chuckling to the point where he fell to the floor to which Blitzo said "Get out...no I'm serious GET THE FUCK OUT!"
After that whole debacle Loona and I was sitting at the receptionist desk and I sat there in thought, and I stared at Loona on her phone and I thought that maybe I should get one of my own so that Loona and I could keep in touch if when we're not together and so I asked Loona "Hey babe how much does a phone like yours cost? I'm thinking of buying myself one" Loona then went to the internet which was called the 'Hell scape' and started looking for the exact model, once she found it she turned to me and and said "Carter it will cost you four grand" I fell out of my chair and in disbelief I shouted "WHAT THE FUCK?! 4 THOUSOND?! Why is it that much?!" Loona could do nothing more than smile and shrug her shoulders "It's hell dude, everyone will take advantage of everyone and everything, if you want just go down and steal it" I shook my head whilst smirking and said "Nah I have more than enough money, I'll just go down and buy the thing legitimately".
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Loona then perked up and said "Wait what do you mean that you have more than enough money, You have been here no more than a full day, where did you get the money?" I thought about what she had asked me and I go back to the demon named Alastor that gave me some advice and left me behind the stack of cash and I asked Loona "Hey Loona have you heard of a demon named Alastor by any chance?" She seem to go pale and her eyes narrowed and then asked me shakily "Carter do you mean Alastor the Radio Demon?" I Shrugged and I said "I don't know, all I could tell you about the guy was that he was tall and skinny a little bit taller than me when I first arrived, he had pale grey skin with a wide smile with sharp yellow teeth, He had red hair with small deer like antlers atop of his head, he also wore a red suit and he had a red deer tale behind him, he also had a staff or cane? that resembled an old microphone he also had a monotone voice if I recall?"
Loona looked at me with shock and said "Carter that was him! you met the Radio Demon! Alastor!" I said "Alright Loona calm down, who is he anyway?" Loona took a death breath before she began to tell the story of Alastor "Decades ago Alastor manifested in hell seemingly overnight, he began to topple overlords who had been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then he broadcasted his carnage all throughout hell just so everyone could witness his ability, sinners stared calling him...The Radio Demon. As lazy as that is many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure, he's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery and a violent monster of chaos the likes of which we cannot risk getting involved with unless we all want to be erased! Please don't tell me you made a deal with him?!"
I sat there quietly not sure how to process what she had told me, when I met him he was already sketch as all fuck, but then again he gave me the business card that lead me to Loona and then...he did something to me...that aura that seeped into my shoulders and then those words of his "That is something that will help you for later in your journey down here in hell" did he do this to me, is what he did to me in that alleyway linked to me becoming a Hell Hound? He said that he would be watching me, I better watch my back from now on.
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