《The Interview | ✔️》That Bitch Is Everywhere
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I backed up into to something, or someone for that matter.
Anastasia
This bitch just seems to be everywhere
"Oh well if it isn't Miss Stephanie Ryder. The whore who stole my man," she sneers "Wait, did he actually propose to you. You guys marriage won't last long. I give you guys a year, not even," she says with a laugh. Man do I hate this bitch.
"Steph, where did you- oh well if it isn't the whore of the year," Tara says, seeing Anastasia
"And who the fuck are you, bitch?" Anastasia asks
"Persephone Tara Mother Fucking Vuitton you hoe," she says looking at Anastasia. "So do is all a favor and go, no one really likes the idea of your presence anyhow," she continues. Just as Tara is about to walk away, she takes notice of Anastasia's handbag. "Oh and by the way bitch, that's my company's bag you Connard!" And with that she drags me away with her.
"God I hate that bitch," Tara says
"How do you think I feel then," I reply
"I just don't get it," Tara says
"Don't get what?" I ask
"Why she's so hell bent on making your life a living hell because your with Carter. If she didn't go whoring around, then her and Carter would've been together. So why the hell is she so mad at you. You had nothing to do with them breaking up. She acts like you were his side hoe at the time and the engagement broke off because he cheated, when it's literally the other way around. So what the fuck does she have against you?" Tara wonders
"I don't know what she has against me to be honest. I didn't even know she existed until she showed up at the office that day," I say
"Hey guys!" Says a very excited Brad
"Brad!" Tara and I both say
"Long time no see ladies," he says
"Dude, we saw you yesterday," I say
"True, but that was soooooo long ago," he says "How's dress shopping? She turn into a bridezilla yet?" He asks
"Well she was waving a knife around and scared Carter half to death today at the house when I wasn't there to go dress shopping so freaking early in the morning," I say
"Ah I see," he says
"Don't worry sis, we're here for you. No need to wave a knife around like a madman and scare Carter," Brad says squeezing her shoulder
"Oh jee, thanks. Who knew the big bad wolf would be scared of a knife though," she says with a laugh
"You did look crazy though," I say. Tara then glares at me
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"C-crazy about your wedding. Because your so so excited," I say trying to save myself "Ok, I'm gonna go look over here now," I say. Walking over to another rack of dresses. Brad then walks over to me.
"How's you and Carter?" He asks
"Pretty good," I say "Brad?"
"Steph," he replies
"Don't you have a girlfriend? Like don't get me wrong, I love your company, but don't you have a girlfriend?" I ask
"Nope, got my two favorite ladies right here," he says with a smile
"But seriously bro, you need to find you a girl. You can't exactly bring Steph to the wedding as your date because Carter will lose his shit," Tara says
At this I laugh, remembering the events of this morning.
"What's so funny," Tara asks me
"Nothing," I say continuing to look at the dresses
"It's not nothing, your blushing what is it?" Brad asks
"Ok so this morning, I may or may not have done something and the possessive side of Carter decided to show," I say
"Spill the tea woman," Tara says
"Ugh fine. Carter and I were sleeping and then I woke up to the smell of bacon, so of course a bitch was hungry and decided to go get food but Carter wanted me to stay and blah blah blah I end up getting a pillow in the face and then he says he's not talking to me because I didn't wanna spend five more minutes in bed with him," I say. Brad then starts wiggling his eyebrows.
"Not like that, you ass!" I say lightly smacking him
"Ow! Abusive much?" He asks
"She learned from the best," says a smiling Tara "Anyway, continue with the story," Tara says
"Ok, so we were sitting in the kitchen eating breakfast and I asked Carter what we were doing," I say
"Completely forgetting we were going dress shopping today," Tara says
"Sorryyyyy. Anyhow, he didn't answer so I walk over to the chef named Steve and asked what he was doing today. He said nothing. Now Steve's like late 30's early 40's at most. So I put on my best sad face and told him I was lonely and that I wanted to hang. Then Carter is like 'You go anywhere with her you're dead' and with that Steve ran out the house. Then he drags me upstairs and is like 'Don't think I won't hesitate to kill a man if he so much as looks in your direction. You're mine, only mine you hear me'. All honesty I was joking around, didn't know he would take it so seriously." I say
"Jesus," Tara says "See Brad, Carter won't hesitate to kill you, so go find yourself a girlfriend," she says
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"Bitch I don't need one," Brad says "How about the hoe, anything new with her?" Brad asks
"Yea, she's here or at least she was," I say looking around for her
"Who? The whore of the year?" Tara asks
"Yea her," Brad says
"Steph bumped into her while looking for dresses and I could tell she was about to start some shit so I just put her in her place. Sadly she has our bags Brad," she says
"Huh? What bags? Did she steal something?" He asks
"Nope, more like dad's bags you idiot," she says
"Ohhhhhh got you, got you," he says
After a few hours of looking at dresses and trying them on, I could tell Tara was on the verge of giving up.
"None of them fit right," she says in defeat
"You can always get it altered," Brad says
"I know, I just don't feel like this dress is me," she says with a sigh
"I'm gonna go see if I find another dress," I say
"It's no use, I'm pretty sure I tried on the whole store by now," she says
"Tara, just trust me," I say going back out to find another dress. She was right though, she did practically try on the whole store. And then, I see it. It's the sweetheart neckline she's looking for and from the looks of it the bottom can come off. I quickly grab the dress before anyone else could and run back to Tara and Brad.
"I've got it, I've got it!" I yell. She takes the dress, eyeing me suspiciously and goes to put it on. And when she comes out, she looks absolutely stunning.
(That's the dress)
"It-it's perfect," she says, tears coming to her eyes
"And I think these shoes will go with it," Brad says, holding up a pair of heels
"Ahhhh! It's perfect!" She screams, running over to hug us
"Linda!" She then yells "Get your ass in here, I found my dress," she says
A middle-aged woman then appears, needles in hand, ready to alter the dress to Tara's desire. While Linda is working her magic, I hear my phone go off
😘Everything goin alright?
Yep! We finally found a dress and a pair of shoes to go wit it. Linda is just doing some preparations for altering the dress to fit her perfectly
😘Alright, good. R u gonna be home soon, I miss you 😢
Yea, should be
😘Yayyyyy. We can have a movie night then
Babe, we have work tomorrow. Ur company isn't going to run itself
😘Tru, but I don't give a shit. I wanna spend time wit my girlfriend
You must really miss me 😂
😘So much. You see I'm kinda lonely
R u mocking me
😘Maybe 😉
Smh 🤦🏻♀️
😘Seriously tho, hurry up and get ur ass home
Stop bossing me around
😘Last time I checked I am ur boss. So I have every right to boss u around 🤣
U must really think ur funny
😘Baby I'm hilarious 😂
You kno what, I think I might just sleep at Tara's place. I'll see u at work tomorrow
😘 Nooooo baby I'm sorry. Come backkkkk
I'm here chill
😘So ur gonna come here
Yea, can't say no to u anyhow. U woulda dragged my ass over to ur place anyway
😘Yayyy and very tru lol
😂😂😂
😘Now hurry up and get over here
Patience, babe, patience
😘I am being patient
Mhm sureeeeeeee
😘I ammmmmmm
Ok I believe u chill
😘Good, I love u ❤️
I love Shawn Mendes and Luke Hemmings
😘And me u bitch
😘Hoe
😘Dummy
😘My baby girl 🥰
Lmaoooooo 😂😂😂
After Tara finishes paying for everything we decide to grab a quick bite at McDonald's and then go our separate ways.
"Oh, Tara. I completely forgot to tell you. Carter wants me to move in with him, so I'll be moving out soon," I say
"Oh my fucking God! What?!" She screams, causing people to stare at us
"Carter, he-uh asked me to-," I start
"Bitch I heard you the first time," she says "Ahhh I'm so happy for you" she says while hugging me
I hop in Tara's car to get some stuff from our place to bring to Carter's house, since I have work in the morning. Tara drops me off and we bid our goodbyes and I walk into the house. Not even five seconds later, a pair of lips are on mine.
"I missed you," says Carter
"So I've been told," I say
"Did you eat?" He asks
"Yea, I had McDonald's," I tell him, putting my bag down
"Aw, cause I made spaghetti and meatballs, but since you already at-" he starts
"What? Did I say I ate already? Sorry my mind is all over the place today. I'm starving," I say quickly
"Mhmmmmmmm," he says while walking to the kitchen
We sit down in the kitchen and talk about what we did today and then sat down on the couch to watch a movie (after I took a shower of course). I'm guessing I must've fallen asleep during the movie because next thing I know, I'm being carried and placed on a bed.
"Goodnight princess," I hear Carter say with a kiss on my head. I feel the bed dip and Carter's arms wrapped around me. I snuggle up into him and let sleep take over
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