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It was a Friday night, Dane decided to stay at home and work on his music. He was the only one home so he was in his room and he was just wearing his whitey tighties and a hat. After about a hour or so of working on his music his buddies were wanting to hangout. They would always show up unannounced at his door step. So they come over and knock and ring the door bell but there is no answer, they try calling him no luck either. They see his car in the driveway so he has to be home. So they walk around back and the back door is unlocked. They go inside and head back to his room. They walk in and see Dane standing there in his whitey tighties. He has noose canceling head phones so he can’t hear them at all. They snap a few photos of him. They then moved in on him. One of his buddies snuck up behind him and gave one big yank to the back of his briefs. It scared Dane so bad until he saw it was his buddies. He took off his headphones and said “you guys scared the hell out of me”. Dane said ok let me get some clothes on and we will do something. Then the one guy who wedgied him said don’t worry about putting clothes on Dane. Dane looked at him and said “what do you mean?” They then grabbed Dane drugged him out to the car threw him in the trunk and drove off. After a few minutes Dane heard the car shut off and he was nervous about where they where at. The trunk lid opened up and they grabbed him out. They took him inside the back of the building. He heard what sounded like people freestyle rapping. Then Dane’s buddy said I hope you been working on your rapping skills, because you about to have to go up against someone. As he said they pushed Dane out on to a stage in front of hundreds of people. People started laughing and the announcer did welcome him to the stage as Lil Whitey!! So they started doing there thing. Dane won the battle and everyone cheered him off stage.Dane then ran to the rest room while he’s in the restroom his opponent and his guys follow him into the bathroom. They lock the door behind him. Dane turned around and realized he’s in trouble they grabbed him gave him a couple swirles and then hung him on the stall door and left him there to be found by people.
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