《short wedgieboy stories》ghost wedgie PT one
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It was a Sunday night and Matthew was bored. There is a house next door to him that is for sale and is suppose to be haunted. Matthew didn’t believe in ghost, so he wanted to see the inside for himself. He found a open window. He climbed through it into the house. Matthew started by going upstairs to look around. He found a office with all kind of books. He walked up to the desk and on the desk was a book with weird symbols on it. He opened it up and it was in Latin. Then he heard a door downstairs close. He walked out of the room over to the railing to look down and no one was there. Then he heard a voice say “ what are you doing in my house?” Matthew was freaked out, then all of the sudden a black silhouette of a person appeared behind him. Matthew was in shock and couldn’t move or say anything. The dark figure raised its hand and snapped, as he did that Matthew’s blue jeans and shirt disintegrated into millions of small pieces around his feet. Then the figure snapped again and a rope came slithering out of a room like a snake. The rope slid up Matthew’s leg and through his leg holes of his whitey tighties and tied into a knot. The other end went around the post to the railing. The figure then raised his hand at Matthew and he started lifting Matthew up with out touching him. He lifted him up over the rail and dropped him. Matthew fell but before hitting the ground his briefs caught him giving him a wedgie. The figure then was floating in front of Matthew and snapped his fingers again and a burlap sack appeared around his head. Then Matthew felt something wet on his chest. The dark figure wrote on his chest “stay out of my house!” Matthew hung there all night and the morning came and he heard the front door being unlocked and opened. It was a realtor showing the house. The realtor went upstairs and untied the rope. Matthew fell to the ground he pulled the sack off and took off running out the front door. He ran out, and went to his yard and then the rope pulled him to a tree in the backyard and hung him by his briefs. His older brother found him 4 hours later.
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