《Jogiya : Baklu❤️Chikchiki ✓》Spicy Bonds! 🥵
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Hey Lovely Readers,
Back with a new Update.....This Update written by Me only that's
Everyone was sitting on the dining table except Ranbir...Prachi came downstairs...
Pallavi : Prachi Beta...Aao..Baitho...
Prachi : Aunty aap mujhe apni Beti maanti hain na?
Pallavi : Beta yeh koi batane wali baat hai...Of course...
Prachi : Toh yeh kaunsi acchi baat hai jo aap kaam krengi aur aapki beti baithegi...
Pallavi : Beta pr..
Prachi : No ifs and Buts! Baith jaaiye...
Ranbir who was listening their talks was giggling...
Ranbir : Baith jaaiye Mom waise bhi yeh Miss. Patakha bahut ziddi hai...
Everyone : Miss. Patakha??????????
Ranbir : Arey vo diwali wala Patakha...Jisko thodi si chingari lage aur vo patkha ek dum aag pakad kr..
He whispered in her ears..
Ranbir : Boom!!
Prachi was glaring him fuming with anger...
Prachi : Ayee You! Mr. Hekdi! Chup chaap baitho aur khana khao..Tumhari Problem kya hai...(To Pallavi) : Aunty aapka beta na Sach mein bahut gussal hai...Aur akad toh isme kut kut ke bhari hai....Gusse ka goobara naak pr rakhta hai..Aur zara se pin kya chubhi..
She whispered near his ears..
Prachi : Boom!!
Everyone burst into fits of laughter...
Ranbir : Aap hi khana khao...Mujhe Ni khana..
He turned back and was about to leave when Prachi held his hand...
Ranbir : Tumhari Himmat...
Prachi : Bahut zyada hai...Khana khao chup chaap...
Ranbir : Tumhe kya problem hai...Main nhi khaunga toh nhi khaunga..
Prachi : Bacchon jaisi zidd aur akad apne paas rakho Mr. Hekdi...Jo jaisa krta hai Vo vaisa bharta hai? Kyun sahi kaha na maine?
Ranbir : Haan toh...Agar hum yahan bure kaam krenge toh bhagawan hume saza dega..
Prachi : Aur yeh kya bura kaam nhi ki tum apni Maa ko tang krte ho....9 Months tumhe apne Kokh mein paala hai...Agar tum nhi khaaoge toh kya vo apne pet bhar payengi?
Aur Jo jaisa krta hai vo vaisa bharta hai...Toh gussa mujhse ho...Apne Khane aur Mom ko kyun saza de rhe ho?
Ranbir sat down on the dining table...
Ranbir : Ab dekh kya rhi ho Miss. Patakha...Serve kro...
Everyone was stunned 😳
Prachi : Sure Mr. Hekdi...
She served the food to everyone...
She was about to go in Kitchen when Ranbir held her hand...
Everyone was smiling seeing their spicy bond..
Ranbir : Kahan jaa rhi ho?
Prachi : Tum khana khao...Main sweet dish..
Ranbir : Baitho...
Prachi : Main..
He dragged her and made her sit..
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Ranbir : Tum baitho main laata hoon Miss Patakha..
Prachi : Kyun? Main helper hoon..Aur yeh mera kaam hai...
She made Ranbir sit...
Prachi : Jitni der ko tum merse ladai kroge, Main le bhi aaungi...Tum khao... Main aati hoon..
Ranbir : Sach mein..Bahut ziddi ho tum...Pta nhi tumhari Mom....I am sorry...I Really didn't Meant to hurt you...
Everyone was confused 😂
Prachi : Ab..Aa...Um.... It's ok...Aap Continue kro...
Pallavi : Prachi...
Prachi winked at her...
Pallavi : Prachi beta..Koi na..Main hun na tumhari Mom...
Disha : Pallavi?
Pallavi pleaded her through eyes...
Disha : Prachi please come fast and join us..
Prachi : Sure...
Prachi came from kitchen...
Prachi : Hey Shiv Ji...Maaf krna...Meri Maa zinda hai aur main...Kya kr rhi hai yaar Prachi...Mujhe jald se jald uss Mr. Hekdi ka dost bnana padega...(to everyone) : Maine Ranbir ko jhuth kaha ki main ek orphan hun aur anpadh bhi...
Everyone : What!!!!!!!
Prachi : Haan...Aise vo ek Amir ladki ka dost kabhi nhi banega...
Purab : Pr beta...
Prachi : I know yeh galat hai...Pr mujhe Mr. Hekdi ka dost jald se jald bnana hoga...Nahi toh usse main duniya daari kabhi sikha Nahi paungi!!
Pallavi : Beta...Ab Ranbir Farmhouse ke liye ready ho rha hai....Tum bhi uske saath farmhouse chale jaana aur uski madad krna..Usse samjhna..Tabhi vo tumhe apna dost manega...
Prachi : Sure Aunty! Main ready ho jaati hun..
Pallavi : Sure..
Prachi left!
In Hall...
After some time Ranbir came downstairs...
Ranbir : Mom ab main chalta hun..Bye..
Pallavi : Beta, Prachi ready hone gyi hai.. Usse apne saath le jaa.... Vo teri help kregi kaam krne mein..
Ranbir : Kya yaar Mom..
Pallavi : Ranbir...
Ranbir : Ok fine...Pr vo Miss. Patakha abhi tak ready nhi hui...Main jaake dekhta hun..
In Prachi's Room...
She was wearing earrings...But she wasn't able to....Ranbir came without knocking the door...
Ranbir saw her....He Helped her wearing the earrings...
She saw him in the mirror and lost herself in his eyes....
Jogiya
Prachi Wasn't wearing the pallu...She hurriedly did the same...
Ranbir removed the dupatta from her head..
Ranbir : Isse lene se kya faida?
Prachi : Nahi vo...
Ranbir : Apni explanations apne paas rakho...Miss. Patakha...Aur vaise bhi Tum itni sanskari toh lagti nhi ho...Naa hi tum old age ki ho...
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Ranbir left...
Prachi was looking in the same direction...
Ranbir : Ab jaana hai Ya nhi...
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Prachi : Haan....
Kunal : Bhaiya....Bhabhi...
Pranbir : What!!!!!!!!!
Kunal : So sorry...Meri tongue slip ho gyi...
Everyone was controlling laughing...
Ranbir : Beta, Agar tumne phir aisi galati ki na, Toh tu duniya se slip ho jaayega 😂😂
Everyone Chuckled...
Prachi : Aunty...Vo...
The door bell rang...
Some people came inside and they were revealed to be Mehras!!
Rhea and Sahana came running and hugged Prachi tightly...
Prachi : Arey bewkoof ladkiyon....Yahan kisi ko sach nhi pta...Chodo mujhe...
They left her immediately...
Pragya : Prachi beta...
Abhi : Princess...
Ranbir : Yeh kya chal rha hai...Prachi tumne toh kaha tha ki tum orphan ho..Phir yeh kaun hain...
Everyone except Ranbir : Gayi Bhains Paani Mein 😵😂
Ranbir : What????????? Prachi yeh kya khel khel rhi ho tum....Mujhe sach jaana hai...
Prachi : Ab...Aa...Yeh...Vo...Um...Main...a...B..
Ranbir : Tum apni ABCD band kro aur sach btao...
Prachi : Yeh...Yeh...Vo...
Sahana : Hum Prachi ki family hain aur usse milne aaye hain...
Prachi (in low voice) : Siyapa 😂😂
Ranbir : What!!!!!!!!
Prachi : Matlab yeh mere...Ye...Vo ..Haann!! Yeh mere Muh bole Mama Mami hain...
Ranbir : Tumne toh bola tum orphan ho...
Prachi : Toh kahan jhuth bola...Orphan hun..Mom Dad jinke nahi hote vo orphan hote hain...
Everyone smiled Listening her Talks!
Ranbir : Toh itna time kyun laga btate...
Rhea : Vo yeh Bhul gyi thi...
Prachi (in mind) : Hey Bhagwan jab aap dimaag Baant reh the toh yeh do bewkoof aur teesra vo Anil Nagpal kahan tha...Kaisi betiyan paida ki hain Maa-Papa aapne...Ek main hun bechari dusron ki zindagi suljhate suljhate meri khud ki zindagi Paheli ban gyi hai.... Aur Ek Yeh dono...Ek dum duffer...Ek kaam acche se nahi hota!!!!
Ranbir : What!!!!
Prachi went and stood near her keeping her hand on Rhea's waist...
Prachi : Iska matlab hai ki....Main yahan aate inn sabhi ko bhul gyi....Kyun Rhea?
She pinched her on her waist tightly...
Rhea : Aaaaaaa....
Ranbir : Kya??
Rhea : I mean haaaannnn!!!
Prachi : Haan??
Rhea : I mean Naaaaaa!! Tu toh meri behen hai...Tu kaise bhul jaayegi...Haina?
Ranbir : Behen?
Prachi : Haan vo...Mere Muh bole Mama Mami hain toh of course yeh meri 2 bewkoof behnen....
Ranbir : Oh! Ok ok...
Prachi (in mind) : Isse pehle yeh Mr. hekdi Kuch aur bole...Prachi isse kheench ke pehli fursat mein nikal....
Abhi : Tumhe Pata Ranbir Beta...Meri Beti...
Pragya, Rheachi, Sahana started coughing loudly...
Abhi : Ab beti jaisa paala hai toh beti hi bolunga na...Vo...Haan Meri Bhatiji Prachi bahut accha gaana...
Prachi : Ahem! Ahem! Ahem!
Ranbir : Tumhe kuch zyada hi khaansi ni aa rhi...
Sahana : Haan..Vo aajkal weather vaisa hai na..
Prachi : Ayee Gadhi!! I mean meri Pyaari Gadhi behen..Aajkal thand ka mausam thodi na hai...Jo khaansi hogi...Ranbir yeh 2 pagal hain..Kuch bhi bolti hain...Tum merse pucho jo kuch bhi puchna hai...
Ranbir : Sir, Aap kuch bol rhe the..
Abhi : Haan..Vo meri Bhatiji...
Pragya : Bhajan Bahut accha gaati hai...Yahi kehna chahte the na aap... Mujhe pta hai..Meri pujya patidev hain..Mujhe kaise pta nhi hoga...
Everyone was giving fake smiles to Ranbir..
Ranbir : Ok...Toh chalo Miss. Patkha..
Mehras : What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ranbir : Hey Bhagwan..Kis kis ko samjhaun... Patakha matlab Diwali wala....
Mehras : Oh! ok...
Sahana : Prachi isse dusra wala Patakha bulane hi nahi deti...Nhi toh humari Prachi Karate bhi...
Prachi : Nhi jaanti..Nhi jaanti...Main self defence mein bahut weak hun...
Rhea whispered to Sahana...
Rhea : Bol kaun rha hai...Jisne humare 151 bhai bnaye hain...Aur becharon ki kya dhulai ki hai...
Sahana : Parsun ka hi example le lo...😂
They giggled silently...
Ranbir : Self defence aana chahiye..
Prachi : Zarur sikhungi...
Kunal : Prachi..Bhajan mat gaana..
Aryan : Haan.. Kunal ne pehli baar akal ki baat ki hai... Please lihaaz kr lena 😂
Everyone giggled..
Prachi : Mujhe Bhajan hi aata hai..Aur main wahi gaaungi...
Prachi : Idea 💡
Prachi : Vo main abhi gaa sakti thi...Pr bahut time ho gya bhajan gaaye hue...Toh Acche se yaad nhi...
Vikram : Koi baat nhi beta..
Disha : Haan Haan..No problem...
Purab : Hota hai...
Ranbir : Aise Kaise...Iski kadwi awaaz se Chashni behte hue sunna toh main chahta hun...
Prachi : Zarur
Prachi (in mind): Iska naam Mr. Hekdi nahi Mr. Adiyal Rakhna chahiye tha...
She saw a portrait of poem hanging on wall..
Prachi : Aunty ye..
Pallavi : Yeh Ranbir ne likhi hai...
Prachi : Idea 💡
Prachi sang this song!! 👇👇👇
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Everyone clapped...
Ranbir was impressed...
He went towards her...
Ranbir : Mujhe nhi pta tha tum itna accha gaati ho...
Prachi : Thank You 😊
Ranbir : So..
Prachi : So..
Ranbir : So Friends...
Prachi was on cloud Nine!!
Prachi : Yeah sure...
Ranbir : But not best one..
Prachi : Ohk Mr. Hekdi!!
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To be Continued....
Stay tuned...
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