《saiki k chatfic but it's canon and gay | published january 3rd, ENJOY !!》it's teruhashi except gen z in 2022
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saturday, 6:55 a.m. (this is a chat with everyone in 11th grade at PK academy)
hi guys!! no pleb
well, i didn't think you would be interested anyway... 😔
aww if only there was someone out there who loved you
oh no! poor yumehara... someone add her back! 🥺
YES MOMMY ANYTHING FOR U 😍😍😍😍
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FUCK YOU TORITSUKA
sorry i don't fuck guys
teruhashi are you okay?? 😔😔😔🥺🥺
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME
AAAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAH
I WAS SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW TERUHASHI'S ORDERS
LOSER LMFAOOOO
WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYY
oh, chiyo! are you alright?
why did you add me back
nobody really cares
i hate this so much
toritsuka, if she doesn't want to be here then let her go, okay? 🙂
OMG /lh
TERUHASHI I AM SO SORRY,,!,2,2'aksksmskwms
PLEASE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I COULD DO TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU 😔😔🥺🥺🥺😈🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
EW DON'T HARRASS PEOPLE BASTARD
teruhashi's sweet, she'll forgive you!! right, teruhashi? 💞💞💞
aahhh YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. OKAY.
WHO CARS LETS JUST REMOVE TORITUSKA FROM THE CHAT
BOI WHY AFE YOU HOLDING A GRUDGE PLEASE ITS NOT MY FAULT SHE LOVES ME
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?? HAH, YOU WISH
guys let's stop foghting!! teruhashi wouldn't like this 🥺🥺💞☺️✨
OKAY SOKAH SHHH JSUT WAIT FOR HER TO TALK
meanwhile, 6:59 - 7:07 a.m. (chiyo and kokomi's direct messages)
chiyo, are you alright? forget saiko! forget everyone!
why am i so dramatic?? i know i shouldn't have left the group because of that, but it hurts so bad
nobody loves me, nobody ever will... especially if there's another pretty girl. the perfect girl. perfect, pretty girl!
chiyo, are you talking about me?
no i'm talking about nendou
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sorry anyway
bruh
this is why no one loves you
NO I'M SORRY SHOOT WRONG WORDS I WASNT SERIOUS I SWEAR
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jesus christ kokomi 💀
anyway! atleast i have a few friends! no lovers hahaha, maybe when i leave school? i'll probably die before then, i don't see myself getting married.. or graduating. hm.
okay look, i can assure you that i'll be with you after we leave school. i really do care about you chiyo, aiura and mera do too! YOU. ARE. MEANT. TO. BE. WITH. SOMEONE. that someone doesn't have to be from school, right? forget people if they fail to see the goddess that is chiyo yumehara!!!
AWWW KOKOMI, THANK YOU SO MUCH, that's so sweet ashwisjsisjsikssjjjwjjnw oh, about the arcade thing..
you were hoping kaidou would say something?
it's a little early so he might not be up yet, but i'm rooting for you chiyo ily
back in the giant group chat, 7:00 a.m.
OKAY SOKAH SHHH JSUT WAIT FOR HER TO TALK
is this my doing? hah, so sensitive.
GET OFF, GET OUT, I SAW SOMEONE TYPING I THOUGHT IT WAS TERUHASHI YOU FOOL
me, a fool? i think you mean cool. hah, at least i could afford glasses if i needed to. idiot. learn to read.
LMFAOOO YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU ATE
saiko, nobody fcking loves you and this is literally why, YOU SUCK HOE HAAAHAAHAHAHAAAA
i suck what? disgusting.
look y'all, teruhashi's typing
SHE IS?????
WHERE????
OOOH OMAY EVEVERYONE SHHH
BARK BARK WOOF WOOF ANYTHING FOR YOU KOKO
OH MY GOSH WHAT IF SHE'S TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING BUT ALL OF YOUR TEXTS ARE MAKING HER DEVICE LAG AND GLITCH
OH NO I DIDNT THINK OF THAT OKAY
NOBODY SAY ANYTHING UNTIL TERUHASHI DOES.
25 seconds later, 7:03 a.m.
BYE I WAS KIDDING Y'ALL ARE HILARIOUS ILY
😍😍💞💞fuck off ✨✨🥳
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
wooooowwwww.
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
OH YOU GUYS REMEMBER THOSE FAIRY COMMENTS ON TIKTOK LIKE
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so sorry for the wait everyone! i was helping a friend out! ✨
💞✨🥺your boobs look so heavy! 🥺✨💞 🧚♀️💫🦋🌸i hope they make you unable to move so you disintegrate into the ground 🦋🌸🧚♀️💫
TORITSUKA
BOOOOO
OH MY GOD TERUHASHI I'M SO SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THAT
WHY WOULD YOU GO THERE
NOOOOWNAOAJWOANAONONNNNOOOO PLEASE
I JUST SAID IT- WRONG TIMING IT WASNT DIREXTED TOWARD ANYONE OMG KOKOMI 😕😕😕you're a disgrace.
very minor character 9, remove toritsuka from the group chat
TORITSUKA SLANDER
YES SIR !!
hey you guys, let's not remove any more people, okay? what did toritsuka even do? 😇😇🙂☺️
ANYTHING FOR U MAMAS
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She really does love me 😍😍😍😍😘😘😘🥰🥰😝😝😜🤪baby wanna go to KFC 🥴🥴😮💨
i'm so sorry, but i have plans! 🥺🥺
LMFAOOOO YOU JUST GOT REJECETED
but she didn't deny loving him... 😨😨😨😨
love? toritsuka? no, i don't, sorry! 😚
WHY NO WHYYYYYYYYY
she lied about having plans to you LOLOLOLOLOLOL BYE
DO NOT ACCUSE TERUHASHI OF LYING
RIGHT RIGHT SORry NOOOO TEUHASHI 😞😞🥺🥺🥺
TERUHASHI. ,, !😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬
NOW THAT EVERYONE'S HERE, A MESSAGE FROM CLASS 2-3'S REPRESENTATIVE!!
I JUST CAME BACK FROM MY 2 HOUR MORNING WARM-UP JOG SESSION, AND I FEEL GREAT!! YOU GUYS CAN TRY OUT TOO, START SMALL, BUT DO AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AND GROW THE TIME EVERYDAY! ADD 10 MINUTES TO YOUR JOG! IT'S BEST TO DO MORNING RUNS ON AN EMPTY STOMACH, DRINK A LOT OF WATER THEN EAT ATLEAST 30 MINUTES AFTER YOU'RE DONE!! START NOW, YOU CAN DO IT!!! - KINESHI HAIRO!! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
no
HEY DON'T TALK TO HAIRO LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO ONE'S GOING TO LISTEN TO HIM ANYWAY LMFAO WHATS THE POINT
LOOOO SORY HAIRO BUT YOU NEED TO STOP WASTING UR TIME ON US
we're all sloths /pos, go bother your own class
thank you so much for the advice, hairo! i'll try it out~ ME TOO HAIRO THANKS BUDDY!! YOU ROCK!! 😘😄😄
TELL US MORE HAIRO, WE COULD DO ALL THE EXERCISES IN THE WORLD!!!
LMAO IMAGINE BEING A SLOTH TAKAHSHI IS SUCH A SLUTH OLLOLOLOL
WHAT
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