《saiki k chatfic but it's canon and gay | published january 3rd, ENJOY !!》toritsuka is misunderstood 😢😢😢😂 /j
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thursday, 6:00 p.m. (group chat with aiura, toritsuka, kuboyasu, kaidou)
tori
tori
tori
tori
OOOH, do you have a lover or something? wrong messages, kiddo 😏
what?? no? what???
bitch who's tori
oh god it's me isn't it
yes! 🥰🙂
what do you want, jet black wings
wh
WELL MY DEAD TORI
what 😨
dear*, even heroes make mistakes brush it off brush it off
YOUR USERNAME IS....
yeah you want it? pay up pretty boy, things like this don't come for free
sorry gtg make porridge for the neighbours and fly my dad to africa and other things for my mom bye!!
you can't run away from your finances, kaidou.
I'M HERE WITH A NEW PHONE !! SHUN THANK YOU SO MUCH , IT'S VERY APPRECIATED AWWW HE GOT YOU THE PHONE??
NO HE DIDN'T HE GAVE ME MONEY DUMABSS HAHAH DIDNT YOU SE OUR FRASJING TEXTS ON THE GROUP CHAT?
Apologies.
Apologies." 🎩🧐☕️
STOP OKAY ANYWAY, SHUN I OWE YOU SO MUCH IF YOU WANT ANYTHING, I'M UP FOR IT
AW YOU GUYSSSSS
yeah i'm still here, so what was he going too say about my username? i don't think it was going to be positive
😦
wow you're actually right for once tori
please don't ever call me tori again it reminds me of victorious
what the hea,😨
oh you and trina probably share a braincell
ENOUGH OKAY OF TOOJC SHUT UP AIURINATING
FOODBYE WAHT DID YOU JUST SAY
anyway, he was going to say your username is offensive and you're a disgrace to humanity
awwww! 🥳🥺🥺🥺🥺
wait a second
wait how, like protect lesbians, you all rock!!
"you all"?
aren't you a lesbian
me? honey where. have you been?
idk some gay town in japan
i literally fawn over saiki what r u on about
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are you telling me saiki has a gender 🙁
REITA
I HEADCANNONED HIM AS AGANDER
isn't he canonically a trans man? he was born as a female, then he made himself a male and decided to live as a man. if he was agender, he wouldn't have cared. your logic is screwed. 😌😌😌poo
anyway point is, i'm not a lesbian, but ko
nvm
i didn't understand a word you just said but how is my user offensive
i'm sure that he thought you were fetishizing it, you are creepy, but you're not a shit human being
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, I'M BETTER THAN THAT
for the record, lesbians aren't attracted to men. i HATE men. yeah, there's a HUGE difference but we're 0.00001% in the same boat, we're both not attracted to men! they go through so much shit, and who's a better person to show they care than me? /rh
not the arrogance
should i change the user? i don't want to seem horrible and it's totally fine
i'm not sure, maybe once this story gets published and people read it, they'll say something about it.
they'll just be thinking about how boring and unfunny it is PLEASE LIKE WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS CONVERSATION
I'm back!!
perfect timing! where did you go?
Kaidou's house!
care to explain what you two did? 😏
Oh! he just gave me some
porridge 🥣
BUT IT TASTED GREAT, I went because I owed him but instead of paying him back HE gave ME food, I'M SORRY
aw, well, next time..
Yeah, 💯 %
okay well i have to go now, bye kuboyasu!!
Mhm, see you later! :))
Thursday, 6:33 p.m. (direct messages between toritsuka and aiura)
sup bbg 🥶😈
WHAT DO YOU WANT PLEASE LET ME LIVE, stop messaging meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
oh sorry! i thought you were kaidou! he won't stop going on about-
oh my gosh, what are you doing
so you're attracted to men? 🌝
reita don't even go there you disgusting piece of burnt wood
burnt wood? so i'm.. hot? (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
how about i throw you in a fire, then you'll be even hotter 😘😘😍😈
EVEN hotter? so you're saying... i'm already hot? (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
i know where you live, toritsuka.
i would say the same thing back but that would make me look really bad
you're already labelled the pervert, tori
no... NO... NOT- T O R I 😰😰🤯🤯😨🤯🤯
yes, YES. MUAHAHAHHAAHAHA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HERE I AM
ONCE AGAIN
NO PLEASE NO
FEELING LOST BUT NOW AND THEN
MIKOTO AIURA STOP THIS MADNESS AT ONCE
I BREATHE IT IN
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