《Jellystone: The Ultimate Crossover! (Collab with Glitchy Yoshi) (In Progress)》Toon Back Time Part 4
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Shag: Hey... *looks at Baby Aviva* This one looks familiar... like the girl from El Chip's place.
Garfield: Oh yeah, her name's... "Ava". No- wait, "Carl".
Doggy Daddy: That's a boy's name, and that is clearly a girl.
Garfield: No, no, "Carl" is short for "Carletta".
Shag: Still, she looks like that girl from El Chip... y'know, the churro girl?
Garfield: Yeah, I know.
Meanwhile, at a playground next to the golf course.
Ruff: Wow, a churro! *points to a churro in the sandbox covered in sand*
Ready: Five dollars says you eat it.
Ruff: No, you eat it!
Ready: No, you!
Ruff: No, you!
(A/N: Aviva's churro addiction might be stronger since babies have no willpower...)
Baby Aviva crawled towards the churro, her mouth drooling and her eyes glistening.
Ruff: Hey, a baby!
Ready: Cool!
Baby Aviva crawled to the churro, grabbed it with her soft hand, and then her mouth thrust into one of the churro's ends, drool dripping out of her mouth. Doggy Daddy ran towards Baby Aviva, picking her up.
Doggy Daddy: Carletta, no! *pulls churro out of her mouth* We don't eat food covered in sand!
Baby Aviva started tearing up, and then wailing while reaching for the churro in Doggy Daddy's hand.
Doggy Daddy: No, Carletta! No! Bad baby!
Ruff: Dude, can't you just brush the sand off the churro?
Ready: Yeah, it'll be fine by then!
Doggy Daddy: No, sometimes you have to keep away food covered in the dirt of the desert so it doesn't go into the mouth of a baby!
Baby Aviva kicked her legs onto Doggy Daddy's arm, hoping he would let go so that she could have the precious churro.
Doggy Daddy: No! Sorry, but I am putting my foot down!
Baby Aviva stopped wailing, but then her expression turned into an angry expression and then she started screaming and kicking harder.
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Ready: *covering his ears* Just give her the churro!
Doggy Daddy: Ah ah ah! Okay, here! *gives Baby Aviva the churro*
Baby Aviva stopped screaming and put the churro back in her mouth, her expression turning cheerful again.
Doggy Daddy: That was weird...
Augie: Aw, look at the babies! *touches Baby Misty's nose* Boop!
Baby Misty grabbed Augie's finger and giggled. Then, Garfield gets a call on his phone.
Doggy Daddy: Aw, she's cute. Unlike this demon...
Garfield: Shut up. *Answers call* Mr. The Cat speaking, are you the lasagna delivery service I called for?
Top Cat: *over the phone* Garfield, it happened again! Marinette and her friends went in and came out as babies! *Baby Nino tugs on his ear* Ow, ow! Hurry and bring the wagon!
Garfield: O-oh, I'll be there as soon as I can! *hangs up*
Doggy Daddy: Garfield, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Carletta.
Garfield: Okay, fair enough. Anyways, I need Carl for a second sogoodbyehaveaniceday! *grabs Baby Aviva and puts her in the wagon with the other babies*
Doggy Daddy: Oh no, you can't bring these babies wherever you go! They can stay here! I never have left Augie into danger!
Garfield: Look who's talking. Anyways, LET'S SCRAM, BABIES! *Rushes off with the wagon of babies*
Doggy Daddy: Oh no you don't, come back here!*runs after Garfield*
Garfield: Doggy, this isn't any of your business! Get out of here!
Doggy Daddy: It kind of is!
Foghorn Leghorn walks by, molting.
Foghorn: Oh, this, I say, this is so embarrassing! I just hope no one, I say, no one sees me like this! One of the feathers falls off of Foghorn's back and lands on Baby Koki's nose.
Baby Koki: Ah.. ah.. ACHOO!
Garfield: Bless you.
The chase continues past Zuma, who is carrying a surfboard.
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Zuma: Woah!
The chase keeps up in the forest, going past Conker, Woody Woodpecker, Gobba, and Taz.
Conker: Hey!
Woody: *signature laugh*
Gobba: Whoa!
Taz: Rawr!
Garfield calls Top Cat on his phone.
Garfield: Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up..
Top Cat: Hey, Garfield.
Garfield: You gotta help me, I'm being chased by a dog, I hate the unirony so much right now!
The chase goes into a sewer pipe, as Garfield and Doggy Daddy pass the Mario Bros, Wally Gator, Glomp, Trashapillar, and Blowfly.
Doggy Daddy: *sniffs* Oh jeez, this place smells!
Glomp: Oh, heya Doggy!
Doggy Daddy and Garfield: Hey, Glomp.
The chase continues out of a manhole, and a new foul smell joins the chase as the fat cat heads for Gurggle's Italian Resteraunte.
Sharx: *on a date with Dolphin Magisword* Arr, ye smell that, lass?
Garfield: Sorry, Sharx!
Prohyas: DOLFINNY!
Prohyas tried to climb out of the wagon and crawled after the Dolphin Magisword. The chase leaves the restaraunt, with Prohyas out of the wagon. We cut to near the police station where during the chase, Doggy Daddy notices something...
Doggy Daddy: Wait... two things are up...
Garfield: Alright, name the problems, dude.
Doggy Daddy: One, one of these kids smell.
Doggy Daddy: Two, I think we're missing a kid!
Kuffs: Hey, shush! We're playing poker in here!*sniffs* Whoa, Bessy! What smells?
Doggy Daddy and Garfield: One of these babies.
Kuffs: Well, Officer Jenny left to "powder her nose"-
Busto: That's girl talk for going to the bathroom!
Kuffs: -and we haven't seen her since!
(Spoiler, Brock's the one with a dirty diaper.)
Garfield: ...I'm not going to ask.
Garfield's phone rang again.
Garfield: *on the phone* Yeah?
Top Cat: Ugh... Garfield, come quick! Snagglepuss, he- he... *static noises*
Garfield: He what?
Snagglepuss: I'm sorry, Top Cat can't come to the phone right now... he's a bit busy, distracted even! But if you come to City Hall, with no police or superheroes even, I'll put him back on the line. *hangs up*
Garfield: ...Doggy Daddy, don't follow me where I'm going, it's really weird.
Meanwhile, back at Gurggle's...
Sharx: Unhand her, ye pint sized piranha!
Baby Prohyas: No, mine!
Gurggle: What's-a going on HERE!? I've got a chocolate soufflés in the-a oven, and your-a banging will flatten them into-a BROWNIES!
Sharx: Gurggle, this lad's trying to steal me date!
Dolphin Magisword makes agreement dolphin noises.
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