《Jellystone: The Ultimate Crossover! (Collab with Glitchy Yoshi) (In Progress)》Toon Back Time Part 1
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Everyone in town was abuzz at the Wilhelm Clock Tower. Snagglepuss was being apprehended at the base, with the news team at the sidelines, filming the whole thing.
Snagglepuss: You can't arrest me, I've done nothing wrong!
Boo Boo: You scaled the clock tower.
Snagglepuss: That was only one thing which doesn't matter to me, so you STILL can't arrest me, haha!
Chase: Not having a climbing licence?
Donkey Kong: *Roars*
Flurr: WHY!?
Boo Boo: That makes zero sense.
Screeno: Snag, you scaled the highest building in town with no safety equipment!
Surgeo: What about the hospital?
Screeno: Okay, second tallest building in town.
Yogi Bear: What about planes?
Everyone but Yogi: ...
Snagglepuss: Still can't arrest me!
Cut to the Banana Splits (and Willy Weasel) inside the clock tower.
Fleegle: I don't understand why Snag climbed the outside of this place. Door was unlocked and everything.
Willy Weasel: Tell me about it, seems like a bad idea.
Drooper: Hey, why is there a door that says, "Do not enter unless Professor?"
Bingo walks up to it, jiggling the handle.
Bingo: It's locked!
Fleegle: Well, then we BUST it open!
Cue a series of failed attempts to bust the door open, until Snorky lifts the welcome mat.
Snorky: Honk honk honk! (I found a spare key!)
Bingo: Good work, Snorky!
Fleegle picks up the key, and puts it in the lock.
Fleegle: Okay... hopes for the best...
The beagle turns the key and opens the door, revealing the core of the clock tower, which looks like a giant toaster.
Drooper: Hey, look! A toaster!
Bingo: Must be the one Grape Ape uses.
Snorky: Honk honk? (a toaster? really?)
Willy Weasel: I got the same question, Snorky.
Then, El Kabong bashes through the walls of the clock tower with his guitar, Susan. Also, Professor Von Drake is there, too. He's just really far away.
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El Kabong: Kabong!
(Professor Von Drake is really far away because he doesn't want to get involved with this.)
Banana Splits: El KABONG!?
El Kabong: Yes, you violated the privacy of the man that owns this room! Now.. prepare to be.. Kabonged!
Kabong jumps high in the air, hitting the Splits, Willy Weasel, a framed picture of Goofy, a rotary phone, and a statue of Albert Einstein with his guitar. The stringed instrument in the horse's hands goes to a big red button on the "toaster", starting it up.
Snagglepuss: Uh.. what do ya suppose that button does?
Outside, part of the clock tower roof opens up, revealing a satellite dish inside.
Flurr: What the?
Yogi: Is it time for the five o'clock news?
Aviva: *eats churro* Seems like it.
The satellite dish blasts a beam into the distance. The beams ricochets off of a window, a teapot, the screen of a TV which Choo-Choo and Spooky are carrying, and a bunch of other reflective surfaces.
Flain: Everyone duck!
Everyone ducked or hid from the beam of light.
Yogi: Aviva, your churro!
Aviva dropped her churro during the scuffle.
Boo Boo: Yogi, Aviva's not going for a dirty churro.
Yogi: But what about the five second rule?
Snoof: What's that?
Yogi: If you pick up a piece of food you dropped within 5 seconds, it's still good to eat!
Boo Boo: Yogi, there's a beam of light travelling around us at the speed of a racehorse! Would the 5 second rule apply HERE?
Yogi: I dunno, I haven't read the rule book in full.
Boo Boo: There's a rule book?
Yogi: Yeah there is!
Boo Boo: Well, it sounds like you're making things up to prolong my question!
Yogi: No, I'm not!
Flurr: Uh, guys, focus less on the 5 second rule and MORE ON THE BEAM OF LIGHT!
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The beam flies all over the place, then ricochets off another building window, and near the golf course with Dawn, Teslo, and Cloudy.
Cloudy: Whell, dog, I vinnaly godden ovher my vear ov lightening. Yez, Chloudy, you are a changed sdade of madder!
Teslo: Good for you, Cloudy!
The beam of light hits Dawn, turning her into a baby.
Cloudy: *scream* Lidning! *floats away*
Teslo: WHAT THE HECK!?
(A/N: This Dawn is from the Pokemon Anime BTW.)
Meanwhile, the MCPD are arresting the Splits and Willy Weasel.
Kuffs: You can never get out of trouble, can you?
Willy Weasel: Hmm... nope.
Sylvester: I mean, you broke into an unauthorized area and touched things you shouldn't have touched. That's kinda bad.
Willy Weasel: Yeah, yeah, get to the point.
Kuffs: Uh, you have the right to remain silent... uh...
Chase: I believe there's something along the lines of a lawyer.
Kuffs: Yeah, a lawyer... uh.. anything you say can and will be held against you in court.
Kuffs: Uh... hmm.
Cloudy: *screaming, floats by* Sgary lighdening! Sgary lignenening!
Kuffs: Wait, Cloudy? What're you doing here? I thought you were playing golf with Dawn and Teslo.
Aviva: Yeah, possibly.
Yogi's phone rings.
Yogi: Yello?
Donald: Hello, is this Doctor Yogi?
Yogi: Yep, that's me.
Donald: Well, I was 5 below par because SOMEONE gave me a frying pan, when I noticed that there was an baby on the field!
Toodles is seen trying to get his ball in the hole, but is failing because Donald screamed.
Yogi: Wait, a BABY? What kinda mad man would... wait, tell me more.
Donald: JUSF GET OVER HERE AND CHECK IT OUT!
Toodles fails to get his ball in the hole (again) because of Donald's screaming, and throws his club to the ground.
Yogi: Alright, alright!
Later, at the golf course...
Trumpsy is seen playing the bagpipes.
Kuffs: Yogi, you sure you are obligated to do this?
Yogi: Yep, I sure am!
In the hospital, Surgeo looks up from his newspaper.
Kuffs: Well, the duck did see a Piplup on the field while in hole 9.
Tiketz: I mean, hole 9? The tyke was spotted here at hole 16! That just too far away!
Chase: Well, the Pokémon couldn't have gone far, maybe we can catch it before it gets out of vicinity?
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8 340Capo: Rise of a Gang Lord
Book 1 is now complete. Book 2 being posted. Frank is on his way to his D&D game when he gets caught up in a meth head's convenience store robbery. While trying to escape he is shot in the back at close range and everything goes black. When he wakes up he's not in a hospital or the afterlife—he's in a different city entirely, one called San Tadeo. Things are different in San Tadeo. Frank has a status sheet, and he can see people's names and jobs just by looking at them (unless they're walking in Shadow). Even more than in the real world, Cash Rules Everything. With his real life behind him and his only friend a high-school weed dealer, Frank has the freedom to make new choices and set new goals. What does he want? He wants it all. If you've always wanted a Gamelit set in a GTA-style world, here you go. Schedule: Back to releasing new chapters. Not a lot extra banked, but going to try to do 3/week. We'll see how it goes.
8 134The Badger Dungeon
[Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] Dungeons. Everyone's heard of them. Sprawling maze-like places where you can find special objects that can't be found anywhere else in the world, train to become a great warrior or wizard, and slay dozens of monsters. Drops! Loot! Glory! What more could you want? Dungeons are places of danger and adventure, full of thrills and maybe even romance, where people enter as your normal and everyday person but leave as a hero. Even a child knows what a dungeon is! A dungeon is controlled and ruled over by its Dungeon Core, a mana crystal that's gained sentience, and with it a mind just as twisted as the home that it makes for itself. Dungeon Cores all have very simple wants and needs: to expand and to devour, and to that end, they'll do absolutely everything and anything within their power. Everyone knows that. Sometimes, though? Sometimes the Dungeon Core doesn't know that. Sometimes they wake up all alone, confused and with no clue what they should do, and find themselves quickly becoming the home to a family of badgers and other creatures. The Dungeon Core can be left struggling to figure out their role in the world and how exactly they're supposed to achieve it. They're really doing their best, and you shouldn't judge them for it! The badger thing was a complete mistake but there's just no way they can turn back and fix it so they're just trying to make do, okay?! What would you do in their situation?! Cover art was made with pixel assets from Szadi art and 0x72.
8 262Observations of the Nameless
Sometimes the world will just whirl by without a care for its inhabitants. Each passing day bring a new experience unlike the one before it. Why do we do anything... That's a really good question, isn't it? Author's Note: Each chapter is about 300 words, so that's the reason for the short story tag even though this will be a (somewhat) ongoing series. Expect an update twice a week on Tue/Wed and on Fri/Sat. No set time, but likely afternoon or evening.
8 98Forerunner of Reincarnation
Suara Kurisol has woken up inside a game, and seems to be the only one stuck there. Her memories are gone, so her understanding of things around her is spotty, but she is determined to have fun no matter how much she has to learn. The problem is the game didn't even give her a full deck of ability cards! Now she has to learn her way around while collecting all the cards she can, so that she can explore the world of Accariam to her heart's content.
8 206A New Dynasty (One Piece)
Justice consists not in being neutral between right and wrong, but in finding out the right and upholding it, wherever found, against the wrong. Disclaimer: I do not own anything Madara
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