《Sidney's roommate gives her wedgies》Backfired
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I feel like Mark has been having all the fun recently. That's why when I saw him passed out on the couch napping peacefully I saw an opportunity.
I'm not much for pranks so I decided on something basic an fool proof.
I grabbed some shaving cream from the bathroom and snuck into the living room.
I creeped up to where His head and arms were sprawled out. And as quietly as I could, I sprayed a little shaving cream onto the hand I thought he was most likely to move.
Once the trap was set I stood back to admire my work.
Mark was adorable when he slept. He looked so peaceful. I almost felt bad for what I was about to do. Almost but not really.
I cautiously and slowly reached my hand forward and grazed his nose as lightly as I could.
He stirred but not enough.
I poked a little more forcefully and I saw him blink his eyes harder. This was it. His hand moved to rub his nose and boom. Shaving cream on the face.
He felt it and stopped moving. He opened his eyes. He looked at me and he seemed incredibly unamused.
"You, syd, have fucked up." He said flatly.
He grabbed my arm before I could go anywhere.
Quickly he stood and brought me to the nearest empty wall. He pushed me against it and took the shaving cream from my hand.
"You wanna play practical jokes syd?" He said annoyed. "I'll show you one".
He grabbed the belt loops of my pants and pulled them down as quickly as he could. After that he grabbed the front of my panties and yanked them up.
I jumped and squeaked as a jolt of pain and pleasure immediately hit me.
"Fuckkk mark! Why!?" I whined at his outburst.
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"Why? You started this!" He yanked again pulling me off the ground and for a second all my weight crushed my clit. I withered and groaned.
He put me down and pulled out my wedgie. Then he opened my waistband and with the click of a nozzle suddenly the front and crotch of my panties were full of shaving cream.
I winced at the cold on my sensitive pussy.
Mark grabbed me and turned me. I supported myself, hands against the wall and he yank my underwear from the back. I felt the shaving cream squish into me and ooze out the sides of my underwear and down my thighs.
Her pulled the waistband back and sprayed even more down there. He let it snap back and hit me.
I bucked into the wall and he pulled again on my underwear.
I could feel the cream getting to every crevice I have. And my pussy was getting wet.
The cream was dripping down my leg holes profusely and down into my pants.
He bounced my again and again just pulling up on the back of my underwear. The shaving cream made everything slick and the panties easily slid back through my pussy.
After bouncing for some minutes he pulled me off the wall. He grabbed the front of my panties and started pulling up on them in opposing intervals to the back.
He pulled back and threw again and again rubbing up on my pussy. I was so close to cumming after a little I didn't know thy to do.
"Hey did," he said, still pulling on my underwear.
"Yes" I whimpered, feeling the material slide against my pussy again and again.
"Don't pull pranks on me unless you want them to backfire." He chuckled darkly.
"Understood" I squeaked as he pulled particularly hard on the front.
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"Good"
I thought he might be about to stop but he was just repositioning himself.
His hands were now both grabbing the leg holes of my panties but from the front. He stepped his feet onto of mine. I guess he didn't want me lifting this time and I got the feeling that was worse for me.
He pulled up with impressive force and my panties started to make seam popping sounds.
"Mark!" I yelled in pain and embarrassment, both of which somehow made me horny.
"I'm not stopping till these are part of my collection."
I resigned to my fate as he tested the boundaries of my underwear. At this point they were just about to my neck.
"You're lucky I won't slip these over your shoulders and make you go buy more shaving cream."
I hate to admit but I almost like the idea. All these strangers looking at me. How embarrassing, fuckkk it made
Me wet. And the shaving cream seeping down my legs, making my pants wet. It must have looked like I pissed myself. I'd just die if anyone saw this.
I thought about mark and really thought about what was happening. I blushed. I knew I had gotten used to him doing this but it was just so humiliating having someone know this about me.
My thoughts disappeared when mark pushed me against the wall and really braced me to not move.
He yanked and yanked. He showed no mercy as i shrieked and squirmed and begged for the pressure to lessen on my clit.
I heard threads begin to pop and prayed that the underwear would finally rip. I was overstimulated and utterly humiliated.
With one final extra strong pull I felt I'm panties give way. They slid out from around my sensitive areas and out of my pants.
Mark release my and healed the ripped underwear triumphantly.
He looked to me after a moment.
"Hey seriously I don't like pranks though ok?"
"Yeah I got that message" I chuckled.
"I didn't go too hard on you did I?" Mark looked concerned.
"No don't worry about it." I reply. "I might be a little sore but I had fun"
"That's good to hear! Want to go get cleaned up?" He asked.
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Authors note: as always lmk what you want to see next. My apologies for a hiatus I was on vacation and had no free time or internet lol.
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