《Thrown into Marvel (Loki Fan Fic)》So much for
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"So much for turning up the heat," Earl said, using a rolled up magazine to fan himself.
"And the engines are still not working," Mendril whines.
"Well, you are not actually hot," Bob points out. "You are just making yourself hot by using the magazine."
"You ruined the moment," Earl said, glaring at Bob.
"What moment?" Bob asks. "All I see is a couple men complaining about how hot it is."
I use my tail to poke at Mendril's neck then slid it back up into the air vent.
"Zamn," Mendril said, smacking on the back of his neck. "I just got bitten by a mosquito!"
"There are no mosquitoes aboard," Bob and Earl said at once.
"Well, female mosquitoes come out when it is really hot," Mendril said. "And do the biting."
"Mosquitoes have genders?" Earl said, surprised.
"Everything has gender except for Legendary Pokémon," Mendril said. "And it is hot."
"The heaters are not making you two sweat," Bob said.
"Then what is making us sweat, Mr NewHert?" Mendril asks.
"You," Bob said. "You are fanning yourself and that makes you sweat more. It has been proven on one of those popular TV shows where people are unwittingly being part of a staged event." Bob points over to the heaters that are pretty far from the men. "We are right across from the heaters. Heck, we are not even close to them!"
Mendril and Earl glare over towards Bob.
"This is for the ugly lizard,anyway," Mendril said.
"The Arctic one at least," Earl adds.
There is a moment of silence between the men.
"What if the Arctic Xenomorph is somewhere else and the dark Xenomorph is hiding in plain sight?" Bob theorizes.
Mendril and Earl laugh.
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"That is insane!" Earl said, lightly slapping his knee with a cackle. Earl lowers his head down towards the floor then lightly shakes it. "Normally cold blooded creatures hang out near the exit to their cave."
"Lizards are cold blooded and they bake on rocks," Bob said. "And you are mistaking animal ground creatures for being cold blooded."
"You don't know if rabbits are cold blooded or warm blooded," Mendril said.
"Um, rabbits are warm blooded," Earl said.
"But you just said cold blooded creatures hang out near the mouth of the cave, Earl!" Bob points out.
"I was talking about bears," Earl said.
"Bears are warm blooded, Earl," Mendril said. "Bob, you are the one confusing us all. What the heck are we talking about again?"
"The Xenomorph being here and the Arctic Xenomorph is not here," Bob said, getting up off the floor.
Bob looks around, with the long sniper rifle shaped gun in his arms, acting cautious taking three steps forward. Earl and Mendril both roll their eyes probably thinking Bob has gone to the side of locoville. I move forward in the vents. Bullets flew behind me making a perfect 'o' that most cinematic 'masterpieces' make. Am I really the only one who notices that in all movies there are perfect 'o's made when getting through walls? Not everyone can make a perfect 'o'.
Maybe I should try communicating with them?
I know I initially decided against it but that was before Deverous came into light.
I turn around seeing another rounded hole had been shot down by Bob. It is all or nothing, Emily!,I thought leaping down landing on my clawed feet. The two men scramble up on their legs slipping and falling over one another so comically I had to wonder if this were a movie being filmed by a pretty furious director. Really? Nope, no way my time in this crazy world is a movie. I like to think of it as real. I wonder if directors like the actors improvising scenes for their movies.
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"I told you so," Bob said.
"I am not here to harm," I hiss.
Earl screams like a girl and ran off waving his gun in the air.
"AHH!" Earl screams down the hall. "IT CAN SPEAK! I HAVE LOST MY MIND!"
"Big coward," Bob said.
"It is wearing a communication collar!" Mendril declares, pressing on the trigger.
I walk a curly 'u' shaped path missing the bullets. I strike the guns out of their hands using my rather sharp tail accidentally making a cut on their hands then sat down on my hind eggs similar to a dog. Strangely, I do have the build of a dog for a Xenomorph in terms of leg structure and front legs. I still had claws not paws if that is what you are thinking about.
"I am not making myself clear," I hiss. "I am not here to harm."
"That is what they all say in the beginning," Bob said, taking out a gun from his boot. "Talking evil lizard!"
I sigh turning my head to the left missing a bullet.
"Idiot," I hiss.
I grab the gun out of Bob's hand then crush it into pieces using my bare claws. I take a step back giving them some privacy space.
"I do not wear a communication collar, Mr NewHert," I hiss, pointing to my neck then lower my claw down to the floor. "I am Emily Strange."
"Then why the hell are you talking?" Bob asks.
"A long time ago I made a deal," I hiss. "And I later rejected it; but I never told someone and so I am stuck as this...monster...for a while."
"What were you before?" Mendril asks in a low voice.
"A human," I hiss.
"No way," Bob said, in disbelief.
"Yes," I hiss, nodding. "Hard as it is to believe."
Mendril stares at me for a great while contemplating about something. The look in his eyes easily read so. That look in his eye reminded me of Ron when he found something new and his mind went from idea to idea all within a couple seconds at this startling discovery. Maybe in some way he is a descendent of Ron but those unique looks don't get carried down through genetics; maybe they do and I don't know how it is possible. Though facial looks can get carried down generations as proven in mortal movies I had seen sometime being human.
"So..." Mendril said, after a while. "You used to be a human."
"She just confirmed it," Bob said.
"I know," Mendril said, his head turned towards Bob. "But why this planet?" Mendril turns his head towards me, curiously, yet confused. "Why are you here instead of Earth?"
"I was banished here," I hiss. "And I can't leave."
"Are you saying we can't leave because of you?" Bob asks.
"Yes," I hiss. "So it is best I speak with your superior about this matter..." I tap my claws on the floor. "I know just how to bring his attention."
"NO, DON'T KILL US!" Mendril shouts, frantically.
"Relax," I hiss. "I am only going to hold you hostage so he won't shoot me while I speak." Their reactions easily said 'I am not going to relax'. "I need bargaining chips and you are it."
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Unsightly Gluttony
(New synopsis in the works, just make do with a short summary) Our female MC who had everything gets summoned along with her classmates to defeat the future demon lord in another world, the kingdom that summoned MC found out that the MC was the future demon lord, and then decided to screw her over, but out MC screws the kingdom over first by killing one of her classmates, who was the Hero who tried to protect her. After killing the hero she yeets out of there and then goes incognito for a year before re-emerging in the Deutsche Empery, which is basically fantasy Germany, as a rank and file foot soldier on the start of her journey to screw over the entire world this time by planning to start the Third World War. (Yes it's inspired by Youjo Senki, but also by other novel series such as Girl Who Ate a Death God and Dungeon Defense (LN)) What to expect; > Hunger and thirst for the flesh and blood of the innocent Light-hearted 'eating' scenes. > The isekai's main character not taking the 'i'm going to become an adventurer!' route (seriously, what's up with isekais and adventurer mc's?) > A fantasy world which is basically a cut-out of Europe but with more fantasy > Working in the fantasy version of Germany (totally not because i'm German) > No lolis ... yet (I'm sorry) > Many unanswered questions and cliff-hangers This is the story of Rei, and her Unsightly Gluttony (Remake) (This is the revised version, For readers of the original version this will mean that everything starting from Interlude 1 will be different)
8 161Parental Controls
Reeve Williams always felt more at home in vivid virtual reality than in drab real reality, partly as an escape from the very real embarrassment of her technically inept parents, Walter and Wanda. When Reeve’s parents give her a new total-immersion virtual reality system for her birthday, Reeve reluctantly agrees to show them what it’s like…just for a few minutes. But a mistake only her technophobe father would make leaves Reeve facing the prospect of spending months in the greatly accelerated, fantastically complex, brutally unforgiving game world. With her parents. Posts will be every M/W/F. If I ever decide to try to turn Parental Controls into an ebook, I won't do so in such a way that I'd need to take down what I've posted to Royal Road. Thanks for reading!
8 177Crafting the Future (Magic & Tech Crafting)
He built and crafted with all his heart. Whether totemic nature magic, mechanical and alchemical factories, nanomachines, teleporters, alchemy, enchanting, mining, and farming, there were no ends. From the lowly stone age he moved reached levels of technology thought only imaginary and magic which made worlds quake. Things aren’t perfect though. Monsters and beasts fill the world, growing stronger by the day, a malignant force is ever present… And strange, bountiful ruins of all sorts remain scattered throughout the world, abandoned yet maintained by faithful servants. But what mattered most to Joey was the little black cube which not only redefined his worldview, but allowed him to transform the world into something utterly marvellous. The patreon linked to this account is not for this story. This story heavily focuses on crafting progression of both magic and tech, where in something is crafted to unlock a new resource or way to craft something better. Heavily influenced on games with such structure. As there is no backlog, chapter releases will be as written, which hopefully will be once a day but depends on progress made per day.
8 333Terminia : Cults and Courtesans
Terminia, the largest kingdom the world has ever known, still recovers from a decade-long war ignited by an unsolved murder. In the shadowed slums of this mighty city there are three who will change the course of history: A young girl blessed by a powerful goddess and born of a dangerous heritage. A holy warrior and guardian, broken by the horrors of war. And a dangerous nobleman, torn between his family and his morality. As a new force appears to hunt these three, and old threats rise once more, the Cults and Courtesans of Southshore will be revealed to hold secrets that could shake the kingdom. Terminia: Cults and Courtesans is the first volume of a four part fantasy epic set in the sprawling fantastical City of Terminia. High stakes abound as our three heroes seek to make sense of rising dangers, and their dark ties to the city’s mysterious past. I'm aiming to post 4-5 times a week, and look forward to talking with all of you about this wide world! Please drop in with a comment, I love to chat with people about the world!
8 114ALL I KNOW ▷ GIF SERIES
"baby if you let me, i won't hesitate".
8 405Chaotic Pens
A diverse poem collection, centering on nothing but also everything . You might wanna stay glued to your seat while you read this .
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