"I will step on your dick. Are we starting soon?" I hear a muffled laugh and then i see 'starting in 4' on the among us screen "I'm fuckin done already," I say before muting myself on discord "why?" i hear the new dickhead say "you. you absolute fud," I say unmuting and muting again. 'CREWMATE' "I can't be bothered today, I just wanted to lie in bed today and watch Corpse. Today's just been kinda shitty," I glance over at my chat and see a question from one of my mods.

"Can you tell us a little bit of a backstory? Yeah well I was born in 1997, Christmas day so I'll be turning 23 in a few months which is scary. I grew up in a council flat on benefits in the east end of Glasgow, not good conditions at all. I ate from food banks most nights but there would be some weeks that i would have one meal a week so that my parents could eat. They were very young when they had me my mum 16 and my dad 17, so I cared so much for them because they worked so hard to keep me alive and i felt i had to return the favour," I notice a meeting was called but i was deep in and couldn't stop halfway through

"I started youtube when I was 18 attending the university of the west of Scotland getting money from the government to stay afloat. I would buy my food for the week from Aldi so it didn't cost much and then i saved the rest. I worked shifts at the fish and chip shop and also at a corner shop, saving money mainly so i could buy a laptop. Anyway, i bought myself a laptop after quite a while of saving and i was able to make videos. fast forward a few months, i had managed to get around about 500k subs somehow and got the attention of mr Jacksepticeye who reached out to me and very kindly donated £50 so i could buy some steam games or editing software that sort of thing," I took a deep breath before continuing

"Then when i was 19 i left uni after being diagnosed with a bunch of different mental health issues. I would film a hoard of videos in my home, take the footage and my laptop into the city center to a starbucks that my friend worked in where i would edit for hours on end, the next day going back to upload the video. I think it was my constant grind that helped me get 4 million subs, it kinda happened overnight. I hit 1 million and then i just blew up." My door cracked open revealing ivy sauntering in "20 years old I was dreaming about moving to America, specifically California, when i saw an apartment within my price range. I took that and showed my parents and told them my plan. Net thing i know it was 4 months later I had signed off on the apartment and i was moving across the globe. Moved in grinded even harder got brand deals every other video made a lot more money and then found this giant apartment when i was 21, bought it over the course of a year and now i'm here. So i bought it when i was 21 and finished paying it off when i was 22." I smiled to myself feeling proud that i achieved that just as another meeting was called

"I think it's GhostBaby!" xQc yelled as i unmuted "why?" He chuckled "You didn't join in the last meeting and you didn't do any tasks last round," I could hear his grin through the screen "I didn't move at all, i was telling my chat about my life." he scoffed "Fancy sharing with the class? Or are you too much of a pussy?" He stayed silent "that's what i thought," I heard a "women" mumble from him before he muted and my little character got sent out the airlock "thank fuck, i don't have to talk to him again," I huff in annoyance "Um babes you're not muted," I giggle a little "i know," I mute myself and thank people for Bits and gifts.