《Long Story Short, The Condom Broke ✔️》It Smells A Lot Like Your Ego ✔️
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Friday.
The best day there possibly could be. The day where you wake up with a smile, knowing it's the last day of school. Well, till you go back on Monday to face the hell hole again. But who cares? It's Friday. Come on. I know you want to sing along.
I wake up to my anyoing alarm going off at 7am. Looking like a gorilla that just gave birth I decide to take a shower. I slowly crawl towards the shower. Yes you heard right
Crawl. Why walk if you can crawl?
I greet Alexa and Luke that are both currently sitting on the sofa, drinking their morning coffee, but the only sounds that escapes my mouth is more likely to be animal sounds.
They watch as I crawl into the bathroom. I slowly strip myself and climb into the shower. As the water starts dripping on my skin I start thinking about a certain guy.
A guy that winks at me when I pass him in the hallway. A guy that has been sitting with me during lunch since Wednesday, eating his chicken nuggets. A guy that doesn't judge me, a guy I've literally known for two days and yet it feels like we've know each other longer . A guy that goes by the name Liam.
Since he sat down with me at lunch on Wednesday, we started talking. Well he tried. I've been so awkward lately. I don't know how to react to the leader of the D&D's. What if I accidentally offend him and the next day I'm missing? A lot of things can go wrong.
I turn off the shower and dissappear into my room. Deciding on a black crop jumper, some washed out high waisted blue jeans and my converse, I pull my long blonde hair up into a ponytail. Adding a little mascara and eyeliner, I rush off to grab me some breakfast.
" Avocado on pizza is better than a Hawaiin pizza honey." I hear Luke argue with Alexa.
"I don't think so."
" I know so."
" Let's agree to disagree then." Alexa finishes off, extending her hand to shake Luke's.
They shake hands and then they turn their attention towards me.
" Ready for school?" Luke asks me.
I nod and Alexa hands me a protein shake. According to her, it's healthy for the baby.
I bid her a goodbye and make my way over to Luke's car. Alexa has an early meeting today so she can't take me to school. Guess I'm stuck with Luke again , not that I'm complaining but he has his way of embarrassing me.
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After a very long 10 minutes of non stop Luke-sing-along, we drive into the school parking lot.
My eyes immediately catch Liam standing with a group of his friends. I didn't realize I was staring but when I looked back at Luke he was sitting with a huge smirk on his face.
" Someone has a boyfriend." he starts singing.
" Oh shut up."
I bid Luke goodbye and walk exactly the opposite way from where Liam was standing. No need for Luke to embarrasse me further. Lucky for me Luke drives off. I start walking over to my locker.
" Hey Adams. " I hear Liam greet me from behind.
" Liam."
I turn around and fake a smile. I need to act nice seeing as he's the only one that has been nice to me.
" You going to the party tonight?"
" No."
" Oh come on Adams."
" No."
I turn around and start walking further.
" Don't put the 'poop' in party pooper."
" What am I supposed to do at a party? I'm pregnant if you forgot."
" Uhm, party?"
I stop and turn back to him. Is he serious now? He wants me to surround myself with people that won't even spare me a glance for the whole night? I don't think so.
" You know I was more thinking about swimming than putting the 'poop' in it. " I joke.
" No problem. It's a pool party anyway."
Really.
" No. "
" Please. For me? "
I look deep into his eyes. Making it look like I'm thinking about it and that I'm on the verge to say yes. Then I reply, " No. "
He's stunned at my response
Guess he thought I was going to say yes. I'm not going to place myself in a humiliating situation. I'd rather stay home and binge watch the Vampire Diaries and vent to Alexa about everything that's going on. Especially Liam. I don't know what's going on there but I need to tell someone.
" If you come... I-I, I'll give you all of my chicken nuggets today." he promises.
But he loves his chicken nuggets. I can't take it. It's too much to ask for.
" But you love chicken nuggets?"
" I'd love it more to see you at the party."
He smirks and walks closer to me. Gosh those dimples are really working its magic.
I take a step back. " Fine. But only because I want to."
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" That's more like it."
I can't help but chuckle as I walk away and head for my first period. Only when I get into class do I realize what I just agreed on.
I'm going to a party with Liam Wells.
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The day went by fast. When lunch came, Liam gave me all of his chicken nuggets like he promised. I felt bad for the kid and gave him one back. I'm a good person, I know.
Non eventful things happened after it and now I'm here, in my room, more like in my closet, looking for an outfit to wear for tonight.
The party is a 20 minute drive from Alexa's house so she agreed to drop me off and come pick me up again. She wasn't happy with me going but I assured her that I'll be fine and that this will most likely be my last party before becoming a mom. Alexa knows I won't get drunk because of my pregnancy. I don't want any serious damage for the little jelly bean inside of me.
I finally decide on a black mini dress with an opening at the front, showing just enough cleavage.
I straighten my hair and add a little bit of make up on my face. I've never been one to cup cake my face. Putting on my black 3-inch heels, I grab my purse and head to the living room.
" You look beautiful hun." Alexa compliments me.
We get into the car and drive off to the party. As we get near I feel the butterflies having a race inside my stomach. Why am I stressing so much? I've been to plenty of parties. But never with Liam Wells.
Liam agreed to meet me at the party after an hour arguement of me not wanting him to pick me up. God only knows what kind of questions Luke would ask him.
My mission for tonight is to have a great time seeing as it's my last party and to try and stop the butterflies from having babies inside my stomach.
Alexa drops me off a few houses away from the party. There are a lot of cars filling the streets. I can already hear the loud music from the party. I start walking and soon enough the mansion of a house comes to my view. The front yard is littered in red plastic cups and passed out teenagers. Stepping over a passed out guy I make my way inside the house.
The music is ten times louder than it was outside. Although the house is huge, the rooms are filled up with either dancing teenagers or people sucking each other's faces off.
Gross.
I hold back a gag and start making my way through the ocean of sweaty teens and out to the back yard. There I find a little less people but still a lot. Some swimming in the massive pool and some just talking with red cups in their hands.
" Whoa, slut alert. Watch out boys. This one is a feisty one." I hear someone say out loud behind me.
I turn around to find Justin and three other girls standing next to him.
" I smelt slut like half a mile ago." the girl with the blonde hair comments.
" Should've known that a slut like her would come to a party even though she just got knocked up. Guess being pregnant won't keep her legs closed." the girl standing next to her said.
Rude much.
" Want a sip?" the red head asks, extending her drink towards me and then bursts out into a nasty laugh.
If I had to laugh like that I would've cut out my vocal cords ages ago. The poor thing sounds like a hyena on drugs.
" That's enough." A stern voice demands behind me.
They immediately swallow their laughter as they look terrified at the person behind me.
I turn around to see Liam with a pissed of expression.
" Go."
The four of them dissappear like a magic trick done by a magician. Poof, gone.
I look in awe back at Liam. I can't help but gulp at his appearance. He's wearing his usual black leather jacket with a tight fitted black t-shirt underneath and washed out jeans. It's his usual look but after what just happened a few seconds ago, he seems to look even more attractive. Damn you hormones.
" That was pretty amazing."
He smirks.
" Well what can I say Adams. I just have that effect on people."
I sniff around.
" Do you smell that?"
" What?" he asks, curiously sniffing as well.
" It reeks of your ego."
He rolls his eyes at me.
" Come, let's go party. " he grabs my arm gently and leads me back inside.
Oh dear Lord, have mercy.
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