shut up. you left like a week ago.

A few weeks ago, the four discussed on what to do with the whole Jared situation. Cora didn't want to see him again and Wilbur didn't want Cora to go near him.

New york apartments were too expensive to rent out alone, so they ultimately thought it was best for Cora to live with Eden and Schlatt at the moment. Wilbur wanted to stay, but he needed to get back to London. He trusted Schlatt and Eden, that's the only reason he left.

Also his fans were on their knees for any content they could scrape off him, so Wilbur just decided to head back.

Cora and Eden snuck into her old apartment while Jared wasn't home to get her stuff, plus wreck his bedroom, That was Eden's idea.

Now they were here, Cora moved into the apartment and Wilbur was half way acrossed the world again.

i won't let schlatt do anything, you should be more worried about eden😉

Yeah, shove off

alrighty ya wanker

😐

what's wrong with you today?

you're all pissy

I am not, I left my girlfriend

with a stunning, curvy, sexy model

And Eden

you're literally so funny!!!!!! LOL 😂 😂😂😂😂

AW AL, YOU CALLED ME YOUR GIRLFRIEND

😐

😐🔪

🔪🍆🤏

i'm watching wizard's of waverly place

and that's justin's dead dog's name. you named

your dick after a deceased animal. 😦

oh please, i don't think i'll be

able to look at the little guy again

NOT THE SCHLONG, the dog, dumbass

D U M B A R S E

wait, kinda hot

i'm too lazy

Do it.

wow, no bitch.

wow, wil. i-i-i don't know what to say

bring a knife and we'll be all set

i'm orbiting😐

we do not shame kink here

do you know where i earned my kinks from?

what??

no god no. WHAT?

i was going

to say fanfictions, jesus

yes, i was just reading jack frost x elsa.

you could say 'the cold never bothered her'😉

honestly, you should take notes.

my expectations are super high.

just call me y/n and i'll throw my

chocolate brown hair into a messy bun.

i-i-i-i-i only l-listen t-t-t-to clai-r-r-o

WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ALL

STUTTER SO MUCH!? GET SOME

DAMN BALLS KICK THE 'BAD BOY'S' ASS??

ALSO STOP CRYING ALL THE DAMN TIME

LIKE SHIT. chew ya know what ah mean?(me but british)

THE CHARACTER IS YOUR NAME

the readers name, you schtupid fuck

i can give you a different type of head

no, but that's just me. i'm just so perfect

IT'S CONFIDENCE

what movie should I watch?

WHAT. MOVIE. SHOULD. I. WATCH?

omg, we never watched perks of being

a wallflower, that's sad. we were supposed

to recreate it and everything. WIL FUCK YOU

THE HAMSTER MOVIE?

YOU ABSOLUTE NERD

so now we're just slandering now?

alright, okay.

at first i was like 'mhm

sixheads' as a joke, but bro, i

don't think it's a joke anymore.

it needed to be done

Are you streaming tonight?

alr, i'll be there

yes

this is awkward. i just told you that

i read fanfictions. you wanna read

my wattpad history? again, my

expectations are very high.

length

manhood

member

heat

folds

and i'm the innocent one? i'll see you there