disclaimer, i'm not robbing you but this chapter is just filler so no smut for right now. IM SORRY. i'm pretty sure i say all these are filler but idk what else to call them bc they are short 🖕😝🖕dont be mad at me please😌

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wilbur

hey wil

wilby

because i wuv you

really?

are we five?

beer? we have children here??

are you a frat guy? bradathen?

listen here buckaroo, i'll murder you

you're an empty threat

yea well, well, we're over!!!!!!

omg will! before we break up

we should do that new trend

it starts with "i hate all men, but

when he loves me...."

as we both know i have major daddy issues

so i have to use you to get clout and validation

even though i literally hate you.

pretty bold of you to call me that

when you have a small pp

🤏

btw i'm surprising you with a seggsy

outfit for when you get out.

💃

they tell a story, dumbaRse

🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️👩‍❤️‍👨💒👰🤵🤰👩‍🍼👨‍👩‍👧🧍‍♀️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩😡😢🏃‍♀️🗽🧍‍♂️📱❌#️⃣🇬🇧🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

you know me too well

and since you know me so well,

i-i-i-i-i i have a confession to make.

i'm pregnant

oh yea, not yours then

um i'm hot as hell

you're on thin ice bud, i'll leave

right now and date niki

as you should.

why are you still in the shower?

oh god, let's keep both hands

on the phone, kk?

WELL IDK, I'M NOT A GUY,

I DON'T HAVE A DICK.

and if i did, we both know it'd

be bigger than yours

you know, i saw a ruler

in your the bathroom

yup, there was a tiny mark at three inches

is this your way of sexting? because i think i'm turning gayer

call me love one more time and

i'll chop off your tiny tiny penis off

you named you're dick?

it's name is willy? oh man

i think we should talk about this.

mr.struggle?

like you could pull anyone else.

i'm surprised you pulled me

i'm a 10, also niki? she's

an 1000000000000, no way

she would even think about it.

that's what they all say.

i'm a hoot, a funny gal

🖕🖕

i have a confession

you might hate me

no, then tubbs would be sad

and i would die before i ever did that

you know um, dnf, right?

i, cora jennifer mildred jenissica monet gold soot, wrote a dnf fan fiction.

Cora heard a loud gasp from inside the bathroom and started to laugh crazily, leaning back against the comforter while holding her aching stomach.

Wilbur threw open the door, only in a towel, staring awestruck at the girl. "You didn't?? Cora, no you didn't. I don't think I can look at you the same. No, you're lying. Ha Ha funny. You judge me for naming my dick, but you wrote a fam fiction about my friends??"

Cora finished her fit, sitting back up and meeting his gaze. "Oh I'm deadly serious. You've probably read it yourself. Aw is little willy upset?" She held her arms out to him. "Missed you."

Wilbur shook his head at her and rolled his eyes, quickly throwing on a shirt and slipping on his sweatpants.

The two were heated at the beginning of the night, but decided not to actually do anything since they were in a packed house. They already traumatized Tommy and Cora was so happy it wasn't Tubbo, so she couldn't even risk it.

Wilbur decided to take a very cold shower while Cora waited patiently, needing to be entertained by anything, every second. Texting him while he was in the bathroom, filling that entertainment.

"I cannot deal with this right now. It's literally almost 3 a.m. and I physically can't comprehend this information."

"Oh please, you're so dramatic. Where do you think I got my humor from? The people who comment are hilarious." Cora said, hopping up onto the hardware floor and grabbing one of Wilbur's sweaters, throwing it over her head.

"What is it even about?" Wilbur asked, still not looking at Cora and jumping onto their creaky bed.

"Gogy getting an only fans."

He made a groaning sound and gripped a pillow from the bed, throwing it at her. "Oh calm down, it doesn't have any sex in it." He covered his eyes with the palm of his hands while Cora skipped over to the bed.

She stopped right before the bed, waiting until he uncovered his eyes. "Do you want me to sleep on the floor since you're such a little pussy?"

He put his hands down and rolled his eyes, grabbing her hand and pulling her into the bed. "Look, you're really really weird, but I sleep better with you. You're comfy. "

He said, circling his arms around her waist and pulling her closer than ever. "Wilbur, let me tell you. You are probably the biggest simp I've ever known." He hummed against her, closing his eyes. Cora brought her hands up to his hair and started to fiddle with his curls, talking about everything and anything until they both drifted off to sleep.

a/n

me: 💰🏃‍♀️💨 you: 😐😡🤬

IM SORRY

ALSO THANK YOU FOR 100K THATS ACTUALLY CRAZY!!