you're such a simp

😐

how was the flight back home?

it's okay, you have your hand

i'm funny though

don't hmu✌️ real ones know

you're very moody today

lol just don't be

no no, just sleep like actually

damn, sucks.

i feel like you'd say

'saturday are for the boys'

oh beautiful man, im

falling harder every second. that's

what she said.

🤚

i have a certain type and

that's not that. And yes

I did.

how'd you know?

MWAH

jared's getting

very upset at me.

he said i'm not supposed to

talk to strangers on the internet,

even though we met and you're famous

wilbur?

alfred?

love of my life?

WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

don't do what jared says, he's an idiot

he's not my dad, but you can be

WIL

i'm gonna start to sing type a song

if you don't answer.

fine

i just spoke to tommyinnit

he said give me a god damn minute

that's what you get for not

answering, also stan weston.

your songs are about girls,

i don't need that in my life

hey girly, i really cannot do this today!!

what? that doesn't turn you on?

he's such a hottie, wdym?

hey don't use that argument

look at this mofo

SO HOT, or

you love me👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

woah, don't use my own

words against me

ugh, you can call me that anyday😩

no you

what? why? you can be tate to my violet

pish posh, wilbur dear

what's your favorite song?

ISKSKXJSIKSJ ISKZNXJSKMXISKSKZJDKS

OKXOSPkxjdkskjxkdkskskdjxiskxjjdjdjdjdjjdjxjdks

FROM THAT FAN FICTION

ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS

i'm not a weirdo,

you're weird that you don't

dnf for life

yes, wilby. who isn't?

when can i meet tubbo? tubb? tubster?

man, i never realized how much

of simp you really are, honestly

it's heartbreaking

you're so hot

i am not, leave me and my kinks alone

no not true, their pretty simple.

Why, you wanna hear about them😉

um bold of you to assume i would sleep with you

😐

okay here we go. choking, knife, bondage, degradee, you could say role play, but not really that one.

see not that bad.

oh please, you probably have some weird fantasy

what? no daddy kink?

fine fine, love you too😕

fine, but mention you love me and miss me

😘

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@KarlJacobs

yes so seggsy

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@tommyinnit

yes so seggsy

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@tubbolive

yes so seggsy

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@dream

yes so seggsy

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@georgenotfound

yes so seggsy

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@sapnap

yes so seggsy

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@jschlatt

yea so seggsy

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@dream

YOU IDIOT, YOU BROKE IT

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@georgenotfound

GOD DAMNIT SCHLAT