i wasn't planning on texting

you today so we're okay.

other way around, lOvE

🖕

ROMANCE

hey bitch i need you to

join the call.

what call?

the call i'm about to send you

why is everyone obsessed with me?

okay listen, alfred's on love or host and austin's letting me on to say something. i thought it'd be funny to call you

what's love or host and

who's austin? btw ik

it's wilbur is his name.

so, there's like a guy or girl,

in this case it's wilbur and multiple

girls trying to win. tbh im not exactly

sure what it is but join the damn call,

bitch boy.

why?

WOMAN STOP ASKING QUESTIONS

fine fine

The name tomathy started to ring on Cora's phone and she answered almost immediately. "Hello, woman." She was surprised how calm he sounded compared to the youtube videos she'd seen with him yelling.

"Hello, tomathy. So what's happening?"

Tommy started to laugh, thinking this would be hilarious. "Okay so I'm gonna join it. You can pull it up twitch or something to watch."

Cora said okay and looked up 'Love or Host' and by no surprise, a stream popped with a zoom call format, Wilbur in the top left corner with various of pretty girls scattered around.

At the moment, a girl named Niachu was speaking and Wilbur looking at her, adoring her until Austin started to speak.

"Okay Wil, we have a special guest today, supposedly going to speak on your behalf. Welcome, Tommyinnit."

"Me gustaaaa." A scratchy voice came through, clearly being Tommy. Wilbur began to laugh uncontrollably, hitting his table repeatedly, due to Tommy's squeaky voice full of cracks.

"HELLO EVERYONE. I know I'm the special guest today, but I have a special guest as well."

Cora waited patiently for Tommy's special guest while she stared at Wilbur's small smile plastered across his face.

"My special guest!!" Tommy shouted. Oh shit, it's me. Cora thought, picking up her phone and taking a deep breath before saying anything. "Hey Alfred"

Cora peeked at the screen, watching Wilbur's face slightly drop at the sound of her voice, making something sorrowful twist in her stomach.

"Wilbur, who's this?? An ex? A girlfriend we didn't know about?" Austin asked, confused like the rest of the girls. Cora watched Wilbur heat up and fidget around with his fingers. "I'm just a friend. Tomathy forced me on here, so I am here. Just to let everyone know, Alfie, I mean Wilbur watches Miraculous and relates most to Adrien." Most started to giggle, even Wilbur.

"I know, it's a deal breaker for most, but he's looking for his lady bug. Seeya." Cora quickly ended the call, feeling relief when she did. She clicked on the imessage app and began to type to Wilbur.

tommy forced me, i swear

i didn't even know what the show was.

idk who that is, but i won't ask. also, you liar

i saw your face when i joined. heart broke so

many times😔

sure🥲

pick minx, she's a hottie,

i'm in love with her.

pshh, you're there to find love

by going on this show is

you breaking up with me.

you bastard.

Cora looked over back to her computer screen, to see Wilbur looking at his phone, smiling ear to ear. "Wilbur you there?" He snapped up from his phone and apologized, making Cora laugh.

"Uh, Minx." Wilbur said. "The girl on the phone is in love with you." Minx laughed loudly along with Niachu and some other girls. "I'm hot as shit, everyone should be." Cora giggled and went back to her phone.

i'll leave you be, asshole

don't mention the minecraft

thing and you'll be in great

shape.

don't say something you don't mean bye snuggle muffins

😐