lol huh? fish can't drown, you idiot.

what? i would never do such a thing.

god damn, FAN BEHAVIOR

.

posting me on twitter, are we?

it's alright babes, i'm an addiction.

just call me cocaine.

you're no fun. i like tommy better.

FUCK ME, i mean-

fuck you.

😃🥲

so what do you do?

no, in minecraft. yes in life

hey, asshole.

i'll tell you what i do

i'm a stripper

no, but i wish.

you know how much

bank i would make?

as you fucking should , but

don't you have to be attractive for that?

🧍‍♀️

🧍‍♂️

awww #relationshipgoals

#truelove #couplethings

you can't live without me

you're so mean for a british man.

but my bar is at the floor so you're

very lucky.

🧎‍♂️

woah you're on your knees.

uh yk i'm not tommy right?

you sound like my roomate.

no, schtupid.

he's very sarcastic and mean.

it's british? pls tell me

you're really british. you

aren't catfishing, are you?

MY HEART CANNOT

TAKE THIS ALFRED.

you wound me.

lol obviously

so you actually stream

for a living?

no

NO

give me the name of one of your songs

yes

i'm happy you think i'm capable of

that, which i am @criminal minds,

but i wouldn't do that, you offend me.

Wilbur Soot

Music

YOUR NAMES WILBUR?

yea that's definitely so british.

oh so now you care about my opinion?

haha very funny.

it's good, i like it.

wait, is the song about me??

that's literally so sweet al 🥰

god, don't ruin this for me.

i'm trying to savor this moment.

you can get in my bed if

you want willy, all you had to

do was ask☺️

:(

😐

😘

🙄

🤪

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