《wrong number ~ wilbur soot》three
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lol huh? fish can't drown, you idiot.
what? i would never do such a thing.
god damn, FAN BEHAVIOR
.
posting me on twitter, are we?
it's alright babes, i'm an addiction.
just call me cocaine.
you're no fun. i like tommy better.
FUCK ME, i mean-
fuck you.
😃🥲
so what do you do?
no, in minecraft. yes in life
hey, asshole.
i'll tell you what i do
i'm a stripper
no, but i wish.
you know how much
bank i would make?
as you fucking should , but
don't you have to be attractive for that?
🧍♀️
🧍♂️
awww #relationshipgoals
#truelove #couplethings
you can't live without me
you're so mean for a british man.
but my bar is at the floor so you're
very lucky.
🧎♂️
woah you're on your knees.
uh yk i'm not tommy right?
you sound like my roomate.
no, schtupid.
he's very sarcastic and mean.
it's british? pls tell me
you're really british. you
aren't catfishing, are you?
MY HEART CANNOT
TAKE THIS ALFRED.
you wound me.
lol obviously
so you actually stream
for a living?
no
NO
give me the name of one of your songs
yes
i'm happy you think i'm capable of
that, which i am @criminal minds,
but i wouldn't do that, you offend me.
Wilbur Soot
Music
YOUR NAMES WILBUR?
yea that's definitely so british.
oh so now you care about my opinion?
haha very funny.
it's good, i like it.
wait, is the song about me??
that's literally so sweet al 🥰
god, don't ruin this for me.
i'm trying to savor this moment.
you can get in my bed if
you want willy, all you had to
do was ask☺️
:(
😐
😘
🙄
🤪
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