hey, alfie. do you twitch?

no need to get so defensive,

my roomate asked me. he's

a huge gamer guy. so when i told

him a minecrafter is in love

with me, he asked if you streamed.

bitch i don't know.

i'm heartbroken,

leave me alone

😍

aw ik, but you love it.

s[he] be[lie]ve[d]

😐

and you're so british, mate

did you ever find tommy's number?

oh. OH. um brb, gotta go drown my fish.

don't question me

xxx-xxx-xxx

tomathy?

um yes?

YOU'RE ALFRED'S FRIEND

YOU'RE THE ONE HE

POSTED ON TWITTER?

he posted me on twitter his twitter?

fan behavior🤚

YOU'RE THE AMERICAN, jennifer.

what about it? you're the brit.

WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!

yes tomathy, i am a woman.

i'm guessing it's your first time

talking to one.

how dare you! i have

loads of women chasing

me. they love me.

whatever you say,

now give me facts

about alfie.

you wanna know his name, dumbass?

of course not, it will

ruin my picture of him.

is he always so grumpy?

yes, number one asshole.

mmmm just how i like it

ew i'm leaving, bye bitch boy

bye bye alfred's ex lover😌

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Jennifer wants me Wilbur, fuck you.

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wilby? what about us?

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what about everything we've been through?

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what about me?

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SHUT THE FUCK UP

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