《Say I do》chapter 10: mom, babies and small breasts
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*unedited so it contains lots of grammar mistakes*
My eyes flicker between Liam and Julie as she walked upstairs with me and Liam trailing behind. Liam had panic wash over his face.
"What are you doing here?" Liam asks her, narrowing his eyes. She rolled her eyes "its almost sounds like you don't want me here" she replied, ignoring the question.
"I don't" Liam grunted and I took this opportunity to knee him on the back of his leg. He winced in pain "Adeline, you-" Liam paused from almost swearing at me in front of his mom. I gave him a grin and he made a scowl. Nice
"Why are you both following me?" She asks, as her eyes land on Liam's bedroom. Panic wash over me as I quickly jump in front to stop her getting any closer. If she sees that there is nothing of mine in their she'll know we're fake.
"Uh, it's late" I say, pretending to check my invisible watch.
"It's 7pm" Julie states and I sigh.
"We're really tired" Liam says, slipping besides me and throwing his arms over my shoulder.
Julie gave us a blank expression until something clicked in her head. "Oh" she giggled, holding her hand against her mouth "please continue"
She nudged us both into the room. I raised my eyebrow "huh?"
Liam laughed, with a fake tone obviously not understanding his mother as much as me.
Julie chuckles "if you guys are in the process of baby making then please continue"
I sigh and shake my head "no baby"
Liam pulls me inside the room "yes baby" he says and closes the door very slowly. "Night mom"
He closes the door and instantly detaches from me. I glare at him. He grunts in annoyance and practically gets naked in front of me. "Gosh Liam!" I hiss, blocking his naked butt from view. "Enjoy it while you can" he says with a chuckle.
I bite my lip and roll my eyes."there is nothing to enjoy"
He closes one eye and bites his lip "you haven't even looked". Trust me, I don't want to.
"I need clothes" I said. I walk toward his draws to find something to put up.
"Wait!" He exclaimed, before pushing me to the side. "Private" he mutters and I roll my eyes. What the heck is he hiding in there?
He throws me some clothes and I quickly change into them in the bathroom.
I walk out and Liam instantly wolf whistles "you sure you wanna skip baby making?" He jokes, wiggling his eyebrows.
I fake a barf. "I'll skip, thanks"
I hop into bed beside him and shove a pillow between us."don't cross" I warn, with a threat. He scoffs "I wouldn't dream of it"
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I stick my tongue out and we both literally move to the far ends of the beds. This was probably the first time I'm nervous about sleeping next to him. Normally when Adrian stayed over he felt like a irreverent status and I didn't feel a thing whereas with Liam, my heart couldn't calm down. You're sleeping with a man for God sake Adeline, of course you're going to be nervous.
I tug on the bed sheet and suddenly I feel it all dropping down to the floor beside me. I close my eyes and embrace myself for Liam.
"I needed that" he grunts, before sitting up and leaning over me to pull the sheet back. I gaze at his face and my eyes trail down his jawline. Why is this Greek God even on this planet? "What? See something you like?" He asks with a smirk, noticing that I was staring. Never mind, it's because he's a cocky jerk.
It wasn't long until we were back in our normal position. Sleep wasn't coming anytime soon and my heart still wasn't back to normal. Why are you acting up right now dear heart?
Suddenly the door creaked open, and I threw myself towards Liam, grasping onto him. "What the-" he mutters, shoving me away whilst I clutch on to him. "Mom!" I hiss at him but he was completely oblivious to his mother standing over us.
"Oh fuck" he gasp, holding his heart when he saw his mom.
"Mom" he sighs "What are you doing?" He asks as I pretend to fall into sleep.
"I have the urge to see Adelines closet" she blurts and my eyes open in panic. I pull away from Liam and stare at Julie. "Julie-"
She stops me with a tusk. "Call me mom"
"Mom" I breathe "my closet- It's really messy"
That was probably the most lousy excuse I could come up with but heck I need something. I need a damn miracle.
Julie rolled her eyes and laughed "oh honey, don't we all"
She began to walk towards the closet and I looked at Liam, pleading for help. He grunted at me before opening his mouth to speak.
"Mom, Adeline wants to talk to you about...babies?"
Both of our heads turn toward Liam and I stare at him with a blank expression. Remind me to never plead for this man to make something up. He's absolutely terrible.
Julie was already next to me with her mouth wide open to start an hour long conversation. More like a presentation since its just her speaking.
"Well, Honey let me tell you. Liam was a stubborn baby- even before he was born. He wouldn't come out" she said, laughing and rolling her eyes at her now grown 23 year old son who was dreading while he listened.
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"Babies are gifts from God" she sighed, glancing at Liam who just rolled his eyes at her.
I snort and cough to cover it up. Liam is no gift
"So how many do you want?" She asked.
I glanced at Liam, who didn't make any eye contact with me. He knew he messed up, again.
"12" I blurt and Liam looked at me with horror. Now it was my chance to get him back. I fake a huge grin.
Julie looked at me as if I was mad "uh- isn't that a bit too many?"
I shake my head. "Not at all, right pooh bear?"
Liam chokes on pure air and I slapped him hard to 'help' him.
"Pooh bear" he repeated with disgust and I grinned enjoying him suffer. "Maybe, we should have 15? after all, it's my favourite number"
I grit my teeth and glare at him whilst he smirked with satisfaction. This war is not over
"Gosh, aren't you both so keen?" Julie chuckled, scratching her hair out of awkwardness. The poor woman was stuck between mine and Liam's fight.
"Liam is" I laugh "his keen to start as soon as possible"
Liam bites his lips and stops himself from saying something stupid. He wraps his arms around my shoulder and pulls me in closer, "so keen" he chuckles, forcing a kiss on my cheek.
Ugh. This is not over Saevatore.
"Surely, this is all going to happen after the wedding?" Julie insists.
Liam nods "of course. We possibly couldn't have children until Adeline's old enough"
Why am I being kid zoned again?
I snort and glare "It's not my fault you wanted to marry a teenager"
Liam licks his lips and they part slightly in annoyance. "Well, maybe you shouldn't have fallen in love with an older man"
I huff and laugh. Was this man being serious right now? Who proposed to who first?
"If I remember correctly, it was you who fell in love with me first" as your fake fiancée. He stole my food in the process of it.
"But you've always had a thing for me" he said, a smirk playing on his lips. I may have got caught checking him out a few times but that does not mean I have a thing for him.
I shake my head and wanted to hit this man. "You're so full of yourself"
Liam chuckles drily, " it's because I'm just popular. I can't deny that"
"Popular? Do you mean with animals?"
He chuckles "if you're referring to yourself then yes"
Did he just call me an animal?
This man is seriously getting on my nerves right now and I don't even care if his moms here, I'm about to wack him.
"The animal here is you!" I snap "all you think about is sex!"
Liam stands up. "I'm a man, it's in my nature"
I laugh and blow out air. "Just like animal behaviour is"
He grunts "why are you complaining it's not like I've bothered you for sex!"
I blow out a puff of air. "And I'm not complaining"
His tongue briskly lick his dry lips. "not yet"
I snort. "I don't even know what girls even see in you!"
He rolls his eyes "I don't know, maybe its my handsome face"
I huff "even if you were the last man on earth I wouldn't go near you!"
"Good because I don't want a immature teen like you with small breast"
I gasp and drape my arms over my chest in a protective manner. Insulting my age is one thing but Insulting my breasts? Oh no you don't go there.
"you never complained when you asked me to marry you!" I snap "and besides you're not exactly big in your parts"
This was a complete lie-Uh not that I've seen anything.
He laughs "baby, you haven't even spent a night with me yet"
"Baby" I mimic "I don't ever want to"
"You-"
"What the hell is going on here?" Julie said cutting Liam off and looking at us horrified.
Reality hit me and I gulp the lump that formed in my throat. Liam looked at me and his face said it all.
Oh fuck indeed
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Thank you all so much for making it to chapter 10! Firstly, thank you so much for 2k views! I still can't believe it! It's all thanks to everyone including my silent readers.
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