The heavenly realm and ghost realm were in great shocked to hear about Crimson Rain Sought Flower had a brother, older twin brother, that is the great infamous Immortal Yiling Laozu, Wei Wuxian. Some ghosts wanted to meet with his brother but didn't dare because they knew that they weren't dare to mess up with Crimson Rain Sought Flower. But there were some gods who wanted to meet him as he was also His Royal Highness the Crown Prince's brother in law.

"Oh? Feng Xin? Mu Qing? You guys want to meet him today?" Xie Lian asked them.

"... Yes, Your Highness. We don't have our duties today so we want to meet the Great Immortal Yiling Laozu in person," Feng Xin asnwered him while Mu Qing let out a small cough.

"I hope Your Highness doesn't mind at all," Mu Qing continued.

"Ahaha, I don't really mind at all. Come, let me bring you guys. He's currently in Puqi village, doing some works," Xie Lian invited them.

"Many thanks to Your Highness then," they thanked him.

They were arrived in front of Puqi shrine as soon as there were loud crash could be heard from the inside.

"Hah... Let's check out what's happening in there," Xie Lian sighed in disbelief, hoped there's really nothing happened.

As soon as he opened the door, there was a big heavy argument over a food in the kitchen. The place was so messy that it might took hours to clean it up.

And there was Wei Wuxian, the supposed to be Great Immortal Yiling Laozu, holded E-Ming in his right hand and the left hand was gripping on Hua Cheng, also known as Crimson Rain Sought Flower's collar, a spice bottle was in his right hand and his left hand trying to push the other face away.

"XIAO CHENG, LET ME PUT MORE SPICE. I TOLD YOU I WANT TO SHOW MY SPECIAL MEAL TO HIS HIGHNESS TODAY. GIVE IT TO ME NOW."

"A-XIAN, NO MEANS NO. IT'S TOO SPICY, TOO FUCKING SPICY. I ALREADY TASTED IT AND MY THROAT IMMEDIATELY BURNT LIKE I WAS SWALLOWING LAVA. TOO GLAD THAT MY MOUTH STILL CAN HANDLE IT. WHY DO YOU NEED TO PUT MORE SPICE?"

"I DON'T CARE. THE MORE THE SPICES, THE MORE I ENJOY. LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT AND GIVE IT TO ME, NOW. THIS IS YOUR OLDER BROTHER COMMAND."

"..."

Feng Xin covered his nose with red teary eyes over his face while Mu Qing covered both of his nose and eyes as the smell of spices slowly approaching them. Xie Lian instantly pulled out Ruoye on his hand with scary devilish smile on his face. His Highness was great offended today.

"... San Lang... A-Xian..." he said, still maintain his face.

"AH, YOUR HIGHNESS. PLEASE FORGIVE THIS LOWLY ONE. IT'S ENTIRELY MY BELOVED YOUNGER BROTHER'S FAULT- EEK."

"OI, CAN YOU NOT KEEP BLAMING EVERYTHING ON ME?- Ahaha, Your Highness..." Hua Cheng immediately calmed down and looked away awkwardly after he finished scolding his older brother. Ruoye immediately wrapped around them and they both instantly fell on their flat butt.

"You guys... Sighs, stay here until we finished cleaning the mess you guys made. Be good, I will do the cooking-"

"Let us do the cooking, Your Highness," Feng Xin and Mu Qing hesitated cutting Xie Lian off as they didn't want to have his 'poisonous' meal for their evening meal.

"Ah... Many thanks to you guys then. Please introduce yourselves for A-Xian," Xie Lian scratched his face with his one finger awkwardly.

"Ohh, let me introduce myself first. Wei Ying, courtesy name Wei Wuxian, Hua Cheng's beloved older twin brother. And who you guys might be?" he introduced himself with a smile on his face.

"Oh... This is indeed the Great Immortal Yiling Laozu. General Nan Yang, The Martial God of the Southeast, Feng Xin," Feng Xin introduced himself as he admiring the brothers. They indeed look almost the same. One with happy and free spirit face while the other one with cold and stoic face.

"General Xuan Zhen, The Martial God of the Southwest, Mu Qing," Mu Qing introduced himself with his arms crossed.

"Oh, nice to meet you both, General Nan Yang and General Xuan Zhen," he replied with a soft smile.

"Oh, I remember something just now. Seems you guys are here, can you accompany A-Xian with his meditation?" Hua Cheng gave a request to both Feng Xin and Mu Qing. They both replied him by giving him their annoying stare. They currently finished their meal.

"Eh, San Lang? Why does A-Xian need to meditate? Is there something wrong with his golden core?" Xie Lian asked him curiously.

"Ahahah, Your Highness. You see... Xiao Cheng told me that this golden core is only temporary, last long one week,"Wei Wuxian explained awkwardly.

"Tch, fine. Besides, I found a perfect spot for meditation yesterday," Mu Qing replied with rolling his eyes.

"Did he just roll his eyes at me?" Wei Wuxian asked Feng Xin while pointing at Mu Qing blankly.

"Yeah, he sucks. Let me take you to my meditation place instead," Feng Xin responded, gave annoying glance at Mu Qing.

"Crimson Rain Sought Flower said that we both will company him with his meditation, for what reason would you take him to your meditation place?" Mu Qing smiled sarcastically as he stated.

"Stop stop stop, stop this. Let me confirm once. Are you two really willingly to company me for my meditation? Don't force yourself if you're not, by all means. I'm okay with meditation by myself," Wei Wuxian snapped between their short argument.

"I willingly to company," both of them replied without shown any hesitate at the same time.

"Looking at you two deeply depressed faces, your Nan Feng and Fu Yao alter ego are showing up. You guys gave me so much deja vu like the 'first' time we met at Mount Yujun. Even A-Xian has the same replies as me. Stop this immediately. Let's find a perfect meditation spot around this area instead," Xie Lian finally snapped them to leave poor Wei Wuxian alone. Hua Cheng gave sarcastic unamused face to them both.

"Yes, Your Highness," both of them still replied at the same time. Xie Lian only sighed in defeat as these two will remained having a good and bad relationship forever. Wei Wuxian remained blankly face as he still processed everything.

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"Weh, System, tell me more details about this missing Luo Binghe."

[ Luo Binghe's current location is stucked in between these two popular danmei novels "Heaven's Official Blessing" and "Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation", written by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu. ]

[ Please accept this mission to fill the plot holes or discover the theories about the truth of Luo Binghe's deeper backstory. ]

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"... Danmei novels... What kind of bl crossover novel is this?"

"Ahahah, Mo Xiang Tong Xiu? Hah, that good old pal of mine. Finally finished the novels and the theories immediately out, huh?"

"Oi, Airplane Bro. What the hell did you just say?"

"Eh, Cucumber Bro. To be honest, before I got transmigrated into this novel, I have a partner in crimes. She agreed to me once that if she finished her novels, we both will make a theory about the main protagonist of 'Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation', the deuteragonist and main love interest in 'Heaven Official's Blessing' and Luo Binghe, the main protagonist of 'Proud Immortal Demon Way' are secretly twin brothers.

Of course, Luo Binghe will be the oldest, the rests are remained unknown because I seem to forget their names. Just accept this mission and let me join you too. I wanna meet her characters."

"... Wow, amazing indeed. Hope her novels are way better written than yours and have better name even though I'm not into these type of novel."

"Of course and what are you gonna do now, Cucumber Bro?"

"Sighs, I will accept the mission and tell me the exact his current location."

[ Mission accepted. Luo Binghe's current location is at ******* *****. Would you like to bring the character Shang Qinghua too? ]

"JEEZ- Ahem, yes please. Let's do this immediately."

[ Mission will started in 10 sec. You guys will be teleported to the place that related with Luo Binghe. Please standby in 10... ]

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[ Welcome to **** *****. You are currently in **** ******. Please enjoy the rest of your journey. ]

"*Aiya, wo de tian ah*, it's too bright. My eyes. Cucumber Bro, you good?"

"Now where is that little Luo Binghe shit go?"

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*Translation: Oh my great dear Heaven.

A/N: Sorry, I just felt like using that line on Shang Qinghua. And yes, I use that Nan Feng and Fu Yao first meet reference on Wei Wuxian. So, how is it feel about this writing style? 😎

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