《Roommates with the dickhead》Chapter 6
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Arghh damn it, I'm never sleeping on a couch with guys again!
I feel something poking my back, leg even my stomach apparently. I don't want to open my eyes because I'm scared of what I'll see.
Actually fuck that I can't take this anymore.
I open my eyes only to see a foot right up face,shit should've kept my eyes closed.
I start getting up then I do a weird stretch cracking my bones before walking towards the bathroom room leaving them asleep.
I wash my face and brush my teeth then I go and grab a horn from underneath my bed, don't ask why I have that, I go back to the sleeping animals.
I blow on it hard, haha blow.
They all jump at the sudden noise and land in an awkward position,I quickly hide the horn and fall to the ground and act as if I too was awakened by it too.
We all look at each other confused with me trying so hard to not blow my cover.
I start biting my lip knowing I'm about to burst out laughing.
"Vanessa?" Adam says narrowing his eyes at me
"Yes?" I say in the same tone
"Do you mind explaining why you have a horn beside you?" Connor asks.
"Yes I do actually mind" I say slowly crawling away from all of them
"Why did you wake us up," Tyler groans rubbing his eyes
Damn them and having amazing morning voices
"Its in the morning don't you wake up in the morning," I say trying to find any way to get out of this alive
Okay I'm exaggerating but still.
"Interesting, I didn't know you wanted to die today," Josh says, see l wasn't exaggerating
All six of them stand up and tower over me whose still on all fours there's no point in standing as well I'll still be shorter than all of them.
"Oh come on guys think rationally about this I'm still a kid,"
"You're turning twenty in three months," Adam deadpans
How does he know when my birthday is?
"I'm a child at heart," I state
Josh is the first one to crack earning a nudge and a glare from Tyler.
Adam's phone starts ringing so his blank expression quickly going away.
"Shit, I forgot to call Bella,"
"Whose Bella?" I ask
"His girlfriend," Damon states rolling his eyes
I choose to ignore that annoyed look on his face when he said that and just gasp dramatically,"Adam has a girlfriend," I tease
"Don't start," he mutters
"So this girl you're dating is she like the same age as you?"
"No" he says looking at the guys for a way out and they just look any where but him.
"So she's older?" I ask furrowing my eyebrows
"No"
I gasp,"Younger?"
"Yes," I wiggle my eyebrows
"How much younger,"
Josh and Tyler laugh while Damon stares at me with amusement dancing in his irises and Drew couldn't look anymore uninterested.
"It doesn't matter,"
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"Yes it does.......come on does she have nice boobs?"
This time they all laugh except for Adam and obviously Drew but surprisingly his lips twitch upwards
"that don't hang past her knees?"I continue
He starts ignoring me so l decide to continue on.
"Dooo! Your boobs hang low do they wobble to and fro,"
"Can you tie em in a knot can you tie in a bow," Josh sings along with me
"Can you throw them on your shoulder like a continental soldier.......Do your tits-,"
"Okay that's enough! Where did you guys hear a song like that," Adam says looking at us disgustedly
Josh and I look at each other before looking at him again,"We wrote it dumbass," we say at the same time before laughing our asses off.
Okay confession time, we saw it on a tiktok video and I thought this was the perfect moment to do it.
"I'm done with this....see you guys later I'm going to check up on Bella," disapproving groans are heard when Adam says that.
What crawled their asses they are supposed to be happy for their mate.
"Oooh can I come," I ask excitedly and for good measure I do my best sad puppy dog eyes and puff out my bottom lip
"As long as you never do that face ever again," he says making me drop it instantly
"You know I should be offended by that but I still got what I wanted so BAYUM!" I say the last going to my room to change.
I was feeling like looking like a girl today, so wore a blue dress, and put on an anklet and two rings, topping it all off with a jacket.
See I can be a fashionista too.
I walk back to where I left them only to see them gone.......Adam's gonna get it.
"Where did they go," I ask Damon whose sitting on the sofa texting.
"Back to their rooms, Adam said he'll meet you outside or something," he answers without raising his head
"Do I look okay to meet Adam's girlfriend," If you see how Adam dresses you'll understand why I'm asking, he should try being a fashion designer or a model even he'll fit right into it.
"You look good in anything" he says not looking up from his phone
"Stop joking around I need an honest opinion," I say
"Who says I'm not being honest," he says finally looking at me dead in eye with such an intensity I feel my legs go weak
"I said comment on my clothes not give me butterflies,"
He smirks at that before licking his lips slowly releasing the bottom one as he racks up and down my body.
"Sooo what do you think?" I say doing random poses
"I don't know why you're so excited to meet her," he mutters before going back to playing with his phone
I huff in annoyance before getting out of our room only to see Adam leaning against the wall next to the door.
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"Finally you're done,"
"Why are you dressed like that?" I ask
"Vanessa sweetie there are some people in life that don't need an occasion to look like this it just happens and don't worry you're not one of those people," he says as he starts walking
"You did not" I say gasping while trying to catch up with him
"Just stating facts," he says as he gives me a once over,"Button up your jacket by the way,"
"It will ruin the whole look," I say immediately
"There was no look to begin with," he grumbles
"You're lucky we're going to see your girlfriend meaning I can't hurt you right now but just you wait, you'll be a dead man by today," I say in a serious man voice then as I think of what I just said,I quickly fix it.
"Okay maybe tomorrow it kinda depends with my schedule," of how lazy I'll be
He cracks a smile," there she is," he says nodding his head towards two girls talking.
One of them is Isabella which I know a guy like Adam won't go for then the other is Charity which Adam won't go for as well so where the fuck is this girl.
Yep it's settled I'm stupid
"Which one?"
"Her, Isabella the girl with the long black hair," when he says this my mouth quickly hangs open
Like I said I was a master stalker so I pretty much know most things happening in everyone's lives and Isabella has done some pretty interesting stuff
"Amazing isn't she?" he says as she walks up to us,
"Adam! Baby," oh kill me now
“Hi Bella," he says as he gives her big kiss, she looks over at me while kissing him back
I think I'm gonna throw up
I close my mouth knowing I'm going to end up getting questioned about it.
"Whose this?" she asks when they finally pull away from each other.
"Oh it's Vanessa my friend,"
"Nice meeting you Vanessa," she says my name as if it's shit coming out of her mouth
"Mhmmhm," I respond not trusting myself to open my mouth.
"I just remembered," I say as I turn to look at Adam,"I have an assignment to complete so I'll see you later, bye lovebirds," I add in the last part for good measure
As soon as I turn my head away from them my mouth hangs wide open again and it's like that as I go back to my room and sit on the couch ignoring the group of man-gorillas sitting around me.
"So I'm guessing you met Isabella," Conner says her name the same way she said mine.
With my mouth still open and my eye now twitching I answer with another," Uh huh,"
"So now you know why we don't like her,"
"Uh huh,"
"I'm guessing you're still in the shock phase," Tyler says
"Uh huh,"
I hear someone say something in the lines of 'I got this' before a damp thing goes into my still wide open mouth.
"What the fuck is that," I say quickly taking it out and throwing aimlessly which ended landing on Damon's head
He slowly looks up at me them gives me that,'ohhh you gon' get it' look before going back to staring at his phone.
What the fuck is so interesting.
I look at the thing I threw at him and I realize it's slime, oh.
I don't think he knows it was in my mouth so I'm just gonna keep it that way.
"We have to break them up," I say
"We've tried,"
"Okay what did you do?"
"We told him we don't like her and that they should break up,"
I look at Drew with narrowed eyes when he says that,"And you wonder why that didn't work, you gotta think more out of box," I say
"He'll find out sooner or later," Conner says with his eyes shut
"I can't believe you guys!"
"It's not our problem," Drew pipes in
Fine then if they won't help me willingly I'm just going to have to guilttrip them into doing it.
I start raising my chest up and down rapidly then act start wheezing and coughing. After having asthma for most my life you get kinda used to what happens when you have an asthma attack.
"Stop joking around it's not funny,"
Okay at first I was just acting but now it's actually painfully.
I start patting my pockets hoping I had remembered to put it in there but of course being me I forgot.
"Oh shit,"
I feel myself getting carried quickly then brought to my room,"Where the fuck is it?"
"Dresser," I croak out
After some rummaging I feel it being placed in my hand so I quickly inhale then doing it again after some time.
I then fall back on my bed as my breathing goes back to normal
"Are you okay now," I hear Damon ask
"Uh huh,"
"What caused that one?"
It's time to put my almost failed plan into motion
"I think you guys saying no to helping me help Adam triggered it," I lie, it was the fake coughing and wheezing and stress maybe.
He sighs deeply before helping me stand up and taking me back to the others who were all now standing and waiting for me,how sweet of them.
Now to make them suffer.
"All of you are helping her with the Adam thing,"Damon says crossing his big, strong juicy as fu-
"Bu-"
"No buts,"
"Bro we already warned him but he didn't listen,"
"Fine then I'll just go back to my room and cry my eyes out, which by the way can trigger another asthma attack," I say before Damon can respond to their excuse
I turn around to go but I'm immediately stopped when the all say,"Stop," simultaneously
"Look we'll help you," Tyler says through gritted
I smirk deviously before turning back towards with a sad expression,"You will?"
"Yeah," they all mumble
"Thank you thank you thank you! I already got an idea,"
"Kill me now," I hear Drew mutter
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