Um, ok today's my day

Yep

Wish me luck lol

Good luck atsumu

But im gonna add samu so he can help make it more believable

Whats this?

We're doing a lyric prank

Oh.

I'll send you the lyrics so just play along ok?

Ok i guess

all you wanna do, all you wanna do baby

Is shirabu gonna expose terushima today?

Hmm i wonder

Hey i'm still here!

i think we can all agree, i'm a ten amoungst these threes

Dude who lied to you? I'm obviously the ten

I'd say akaashi is the ten here

You give me too much credit kenma

Yeah, agaashi is very handsome

Im flattered-

All you wanna do, all you wanna do baby

And eversince i was a child, i made the boys go wild

No, if anything they didnt like you cuz you were a pushover

All you wanna do, all you wanna do baby

Take my first music teacher, yamada takashiro

Who tf

Oh yeah your music teacher. Your music career didnt last long

How come?

He was so pissed he couldnt blow the flute, he quit

I didnt want to learn music so i never really knew his music teacher but he always gave me the creeps

I was young, it's true but even then i knew

The only thing you wanna do is...

💋🔥

Did i mention he was in 23... and we were 13

😀

................ jesus christ

Broad, dark, sexy yamada

Let me puke

Taught me all about dynamics

I feel like "dynamics" isnt abcdefg in music

Yep its definitely not

He was 23, and i was 13, going on thirty

We spent hours strumming the lute

Striking the chords, and blowing the flute

... tsumu...

Atsumu, are you alright?

He plucked my strings all the way to g

Went from major, to minor

C to d

Tsumu...

I'm gonna sue that guy istg

Tell me all you need, what you want, you dont need to plead

Tsumu. No

Cause i feel the chemistry

There is no chemistry, just jail

Like i get you and you get me and maybe this is it

Yeah i get him...

get him in jail

He just cares so much, it feels legit

He cares so much abt sexing a minor, it feels hes legit gonna go to jail

Yeah!

Nobody hurts our friends and gets away with it

We have a connection

No

I think this guy is different

Cause

All you wanna do, all you wanna do baby

Is touch me, love me, cant get enough see

All you wanna do, all you wanna do baby

Is please me, squeeze me, birds and the bees me

Run your fingers through my hair as you tell me im the fairest of the fair

Atsumu...

Playtime's over

The only thing you wanna do is 💋🔥

But then there was another guy... matsura ittetsu

Oh god no

Who is that?

Serious, stern and slow

Gets what he wants and he wont take no

Oh no

Passion in all that he touches

The sexy secretary to the grade school volleyball coach

Him too?!

When did you even get in contact with him again?!

Helped him in his office, had a duty to fulfill

Omg im suing him too

He even let me use his favourite "quill"

Oh fuck no

Excuse me, i'll be afk for a while as I have to VOMIT THIS IS GROSS

Yes

Spilled ink all over the parchment

My wrists were so tired

🧍‍♂️

Still i came back the next day as he required

If you dont want to go back, you really dont have to...

You see, I'm all you need

All you want, you don't need to plead

'Cause I feel the chemistry

Like I get you and you get me

And I know this is it

He just cares so much, this one's legit

THIS IS NOT IT

We have a real connection

I'm sure this time is different

....

Cause all you wanna do, all you wanna do baby

Is touch me, love me, cant get enough see

All you wanna do, all you wanna do baby

Is please me, squeeze me, cant get enough see

You cant wait a second more to get my jersey on the floor

Playtime's over

The only thing you wanna do is 💋🔥

These guys are gross

Yeah that didnt work out, so i decided to have a break from boys and youll never guess who i met

who?

Tall

Large

Terushima Yuuji

(Ex)Captain of the johzenji volleyball club

....

Youre the same age..

Known across the miyagi prefrence, although you wouldnt know it from the look of his hair

Hey whats that supposed to mean?!

Made me a man in waiting, hurled me and my friends up in the world

Eh? What friends?

Us

Yeah we're his friends

Yep

Gave me duties at his barber shop, and he swears it true

Swears whats true?

That without me he doesnt know what he'd do

You see, im all you need

All you want, we both agree

This is where im meant to be

Then he starts saying all this stuff...

What does he say?

He cares so much he calls me love

He says we have this connection

I guess its not so different

So we got married :)

Congrats?

With yuuji it wasnt easy

His temper's short, and his mates are sleazy

*Ahem*

Except for this one cortier

Hes a really nice guy just so sincere

Is that cortier Hoshiumi?

The married life isnt what i planned

But thomas is there to lend a helping hand

WHO TF IS THOMAS?!

Hes my friend from england

So sweet, makes sure that im ok

And we hang out loads when the barber's away

;-;

Wow ight

This guy, finally

Is what i want, the friend i need

Just mates, no chemistry

I get him and he gets me

Im glad you found what youre looking for

And theres nothing more to it!

He cares so much, hes devoted

Im glad :)

He says we have a connection........

...

I thought this time was different

Why did I think he'd be different

But it's NEVER. EVER. different

Tsumu....

Cause all you wanna do

All you wanna do baby

Is touch me, when will enough be enough see?

All you wanna do, all you wanna do baby

Is squeeze me, dont care if you dont please me

Oh my god... that's terrible!

Bite my lip and pull my hair as you tell me im the fairest of the fair..!

Playtime's over

Playtime's over

Playtime's over..!

The only thing

The only thing

The only thing you wanna do is... 💋🔥

Wtf those pedos and that thomas are messed up

Ikr

Im gonna talk to osamu and atsumu

Me too