《Haikyuu!! x Male reader one-shots》- Noya, Tanaka, Shirabu, Sakusa, Komori, Yamamoto, Atsumu, Suna, Terushima -
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It's time I take back my throne
Yes, yes, do it!
Gluck my dude
Sitting here all alone
Ooh, what tea is there today? 🍵👀
On a throne
🍵
King shit
In a palace that i happen to own
You own a palace?!
Bring me some pheasant, keep it on the bone
Wtf is that
It's a bird
Um... does suna eat birds?
Suna, what?!
Fill my goblet up to the brim
Is suna some kind of long lost king?!
Maybe, bokuto-san
Sippin on mead
Mead?
Some kind of alcohol. My brother once drank it with tenma-san
Wow, that's cool!
And i spill it on my dress with a gold lace trim
Not very prim and proper
A gold dress? Man, i wish i had the money
If you could stop flexing on us....
Cant make me stop
I-
I wanna go hunting, any takers?
Sorry, suna-san. I dont hunt :/
Im not fake cuz i got acres and acres
Nobody accused you of being fake but ok-
Ooh? How did you pay for all the acres?
Paid for with my own riches
Damn so hes rich rich
Where my hounds at? Release the bitches!
I-
Woof
Woof....
Woof...................
🤳 got my blackmail material thank you
Everyday, head back for a round of croquet, yeah
Why croquet, do you not like volleyball anymore?
Cause im a player.
💀💀💀
And tomorrow, i'll hit replay
You, you said that i tricked ya @teruchum
You did 😓
The tea is being spilled
Cuz i
You?
I didnt look like my pfp
........ LMAO WHAT
Suna's pfp is literally a fox-
Wtf :/
Before that it was a pic of him! And it doesnt look like him
Too bad i dont agree @teruchum
So im gonna post it here for everyone to see and you
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Cant
Stop
Me
Go off!
Cause im the queen of the castle
Get down you dirty rascals
Get down.
🙇♂️
🙇♂️
🙇♂️
🙇♂️
I-
Get down
I- ok 🙇♂️
🙇♂️
🙇♂️
🙇♂️
I dont see the point of getting down for him
Same
Get down you dirty rascal
Get down
🙄🙇♂️
🙇♂️
Get down
🙇♂️
🙇♂️
🙇♂️
🙇♂️
Cause im the queen of the castle
When i get bored... i go to court
So you sue random people and go to court because youre bored?
Pull up outside of my carriage, dont got no marriage
so i have a little flirt with the footman
Yes, go do what you want bestie
............ you- i- no, im his bestie
Um, lets just ignore them
As he takes my fur...
As you were
Making my way to the dancefloor
Are you at a party?
Some boys make an advance
Your dancing so lit, they want you at their crib
Nice one kuroo!
🙏
😐
I ignore them cuz my jam comes on the lute
The lute?
Looking cute
Das ist gut
Yes, it is good
All eyes on me!
No critism
Not from here
I look more rad than lutheranism
Wth is lutheranism?
Some other type of christianity or something
I learned about it back in high school
Dance so hard that im causing a sensation
👏👏👏
Ok ladies, lets get in reformation
Yaku-europe genius of the chat, what is reformation
government reformation
Just google it jeez 😑
You, you said that i tricked ya
Cause i, i didnt look like my pfp
Too, too bad i dont agree
So im gonna hang it up for everyone to see
Omg dont tell me you printed the pic out and hung it on your wall
And you cant stop me cuz
Im the king of the castle, get down you dirty rascal
On behalf of everyone, 🙇♂️
Now, i aint saying im a gold digger
You skipped :/
Im too lazy
Aight-
Nobody said youre a gold digger tho
But check my prenup and go figure 😎
Damn ok 😥
Got gold chains
Symbolic to my faith to the higher power
May the lord bless you
Is that how it goes?
Probably not
In the fast lane
My horses can trot up to 12 miles an hour
You have a horse?!
How did you even get that?
Let me explain
Ok
Im a wienerschnitzel, not an english flower
No, youre japanese
No-one tells me i need a rich man
Doing my thing in my palace in richmond!
Did someone tell you that?
You, you said that i tricked ya
Cause i, i didnt look like my pfp
Too, too bad i dont agree
So im gonna hang it up for everyone to see and you cant stop
You cant stop me cause
I'M THE KING OF THE CASTLE
Why are you screaming?!
GET DOWN YOU DIRTY RASCAL
get down
Get down
Get down you dirty rascal
Get down
Its suna rintarou!
We know-
Haha, get down
Cause im the king of the castle!
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