《Haikyuu!! x Male reader one-shots》- Noya, Tanaka, Shirabu, Sakusa, Komori, Yamamoto, Atsumu, Suna, Terushima -

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It's time I take back my throne

Yes, yes, do it!

Gluck my dude

Sitting here all alone

Ooh, what tea is there today? 🍵👀

On a throne

🍵

King shit

In a palace that i happen to own

You own a palace?!

Bring me some pheasant, keep it on the bone

Wtf is that

It's a bird

Um... does suna eat birds?

Suna, what?!

Fill my goblet up to the brim

Is suna some kind of long lost king?!

Maybe, bokuto-san

Sippin on mead

Mead?

Some kind of alcohol. My brother once drank it with tenma-san

Wow, that's cool!

And i spill it on my dress with a gold lace trim

Not very prim and proper

A gold dress? Man, i wish i had the money

If you could stop flexing on us....

Cant make me stop

I-

I wanna go hunting, any takers?

Sorry, suna-san. I dont hunt :/

Im not fake cuz i got acres and acres

Nobody accused you of being fake but ok-

Ooh? How did you pay for all the acres?

Paid for with my own riches

Damn so hes rich rich

Where my hounds at? Release the bitches!

I-

Woof

Woof....

Woof...................

🤳 got my blackmail material thank you

Everyday, head back for a round of croquet, yeah

Why croquet, do you not like volleyball anymore?

Cause im a player.

💀💀💀

And tomorrow, i'll hit replay

You, you said that i tricked ya @teruchum

You did 😓

The tea is being spilled

Cuz i

You?

I didnt look like my pfp

........ LMAO WHAT

Suna's pfp is literally a fox-

Wtf :/

Before that it was a pic of him! And it doesnt look like him

Too bad i dont agree @teruchum

So im gonna post it here for everyone to see and you

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Cant

Stop

Me

Go off!

Cause im the queen of the castle

Get down you dirty rascals

Get down.

🙇‍♂️

🙇‍♂️

🙇‍♂️

🙇‍♂️

I-

Get down

I- ok 🙇‍♂️

🙇‍♂️

🙇‍♂️

🙇‍♂️

I dont see the point of getting down for him

Same

Get down you dirty rascal

Get down

🙄🙇‍♂️

🙇‍♂️

Get down

🙇‍♂️

🙇‍♂️

🙇‍♂️

🙇‍♂️

Cause im the queen of the castle

When i get bored... i go to court

So you sue random people and go to court because youre bored?

Pull up outside of my carriage, dont got no marriage

so i have a little flirt with the footman

Yes, go do what you want bestie

............ you- i- no, im his bestie

Um, lets just ignore them

As he takes my fur...

As you were

Making my way to the dancefloor

Are you at a party?

Some boys make an advance

Your dancing so lit, they want you at their crib

Nice one kuroo!

🙏

😐

I ignore them cuz my jam comes on the lute

The lute?

Looking cute

Das ist gut

Yes, it is good

All eyes on me!

No critism

Not from here

I look more rad than lutheranism

Wth is lutheranism?

Some other type of christianity or something

I learned about it back in high school

Dance so hard that im causing a sensation

👏👏👏

Ok ladies, lets get in reformation

Yaku-europe genius of the chat, what is reformation

government reformation

Just google it jeez 😑

You, you said that i tricked ya

Cause i, i didnt look like my pfp

Too, too bad i dont agree

So im gonna hang it up for everyone to see

Omg dont tell me you printed the pic out and hung it on your wall

And you cant stop me cuz

Im the king of the castle, get down you dirty rascal

On behalf of everyone, 🙇‍♂️

Now, i aint saying im a gold digger

You skipped :/

Im too lazy

Aight-

Nobody said youre a gold digger tho

But check my prenup and go figure 😎

Damn ok 😥

Got gold chains

Symbolic to my faith to the higher power

May the lord bless you

Is that how it goes?

Probably not

In the fast lane

My horses can trot up to 12 miles an hour

You have a horse?!

How did you even get that?

Let me explain

Ok

Im a wienerschnitzel, not an english flower

No, youre japanese

No-one tells me i need a rich man

Doing my thing in my palace in richmond!

Did someone tell you that?

You, you said that i tricked ya

Cause i, i didnt look like my pfp

Too, too bad i dont agree

So im gonna hang it up for everyone to see and you cant stop

You cant stop me cause

I'M THE KING OF THE CASTLE

Why are you screaming?!

GET DOWN YOU DIRTY RASCAL

get down

Get down

Get down you dirty rascal

Get down

Its suna rintarou!

We know-

Haha, get down

Cause im the king of the castle!

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