《Haikyuu!! x Male reader one-shots》- Noya, Tanaka, Shirabu, Sakusa, Komori, Yamamoto, Atsumu, Suna, Terushima -
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Today we haus of holbein everyone
Wont that just kinda give away everything?
Like yk we're in japan and not the haus?
Why dont we just make it miyagi cuz most of us are from miyagi
*Coughs in tokyo*
...
*sneezes in hyogo*
Why dont we just make it haus of holbein?
I dont think theyll get it. These guys arent threater kids 🙄
I can confirm, osamu failed history
Most of these guys are only into volleyball deadass
Ok so lets go to haus of holbein then!
Welcome to the house
?
To the Haus of Holbein!
I was wondering where that account went
Ja, ooh ja
Again, when did you learn to speak german
Das ist gut
Tanaka? Wdym "it's good"
You also speak german?
No i used translate
Awe.... ok
The Haus of Holbein
Hans Holbein goes around the world
Who's Hans Holbein?
This is why i'm thankful to take the Europe History class
Painting all of the beautiful girls
From spain
To france
And germany
Teruchum chooses one
But which one will it be?
Teruchum? Your ex wives are asking for you to choose someone
I'd choose (y/n) just to spite everyone here
I- 😐
You bring the corsets
You bring the corsets
Corsets? Like those things that european women used to wear?
Yeah
We'll bring the cinches
We'll bring the cinches
No one wants a waist over nine inches
Wtf thats so small-
Unless you want to live, go ahead and do that. I think i'll stick to my own waist
Yo mattsun
Makki.
Theyre talking in codes again
Smh
So what the makeup contains lead poison?
You die
Hello. What's on the agenda today?
Theyre putting on makeup with lead!!!
I- wtf
At least your complexion will bring all the boys in
The logic...
The logic here is "boys > life"
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Smh this is such a 1500's thing
Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
No you'll die
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say 'ja'and dont say 'nein'
Nein
It's a beautiful morning, how are you all?
Nein
Im gonna backread...
...
Yo even jesus dont wanna take the wheel
Cause now youre in the house
The Haus of Holbein!
Ja, ooh ja
Das ist gut, ooh ja, ja
The haus of holbein
We must make sure that we all look great
When their time comes for a holbein portrait
What even is a holbein portrait?
🤷♂️
We know what all the best inventions are to hold everything up
Ja, it's wunderbar
Wunderbar? Whats that
Wonderbra
No. It's wonderful in german
For blonder hair then you just add a magical ingredient
Ooh, whats that? My sister wants to dye her hair blonde, so maybe this will be useful
From your bladder
...
Ok wtf
EWWWWWWWWWWW WTF
HINATA DO NOT POUR PISS ON YOUR SISTER'S HAIR
YOU THINK I WILL?!
MAYBE!
WHY ARE WE TEXTING IN ALL CAPS
Try these heels, so high it's naughty
Ooh, i've been thinking of wearing heels
But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at forty
Yknow what? nvm
Smh
Ignore the fears and youll be fine
No- dude.
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say 'ja' and dont say 'nein'
Cause now youre in the house!
In the Haus of Holbein!
Ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja!
The haus of holbein
Seriously wtf is holbein
And when did they start speaking german?
Idk dude
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