Today we haus of holbein everyone

Wont that just kinda give away everything?

Like yk we're in japan and not the haus?

Why dont we just make it miyagi cuz most of us are from miyagi

*Coughs in tokyo*

...

*sneezes in hyogo*

Why dont we just make it haus of holbein?

I dont think theyll get it. These guys arent threater kids 🙄

I can confirm, osamu failed history

Most of these guys are only into volleyball deadass

Ok so lets go to haus of holbein then!

Welcome to the house

?

To the Haus of Holbein!

I was wondering where that account went

Ja, ooh ja

Again, when did you learn to speak german

Das ist gut

Tanaka? Wdym "it's good"

You also speak german?

No i used translate

Awe.... ok

The Haus of Holbein

Hans Holbein goes around the world

Who's Hans Holbein?

This is why i'm thankful to take the Europe History class

Painting all of the beautiful girls

From spain

To france

And germany

Teruchum chooses one

But which one will it be?

Teruchum? Your ex wives are asking for you to choose someone

I'd choose (y/n) just to spite everyone here

I- 😐

You bring the corsets

You bring the corsets

Corsets? Like those things that european women used to wear?

Yeah

We'll bring the cinches

We'll bring the cinches

No one wants a waist over nine inches

Wtf thats so small- 

Unless you want to live, go ahead and do that. I think i'll stick to my own waist

Yo mattsun

Makki.

Theyre talking in codes again

Smh

So what the makeup contains lead poison?

You die

Hello. What's on the agenda today?

Theyre putting on makeup with lead!!!

I- wtf

At least your complexion will bring all the boys in

The logic... 

The logic here is "boys > life"

Smh this is such a 1500's thing

Ignore the fear and you'll be fine

No you'll die

We'll turn this vier into a nine

So just say 'ja'and dont say 'nein'

Nein

It's a beautiful morning, how are you all?

Nein

Im gonna backread...

...

Yo even jesus dont wanna take the wheel

Cause now youre in the house

The Haus of Holbein!

Ja, ooh ja

Das ist gut, ooh ja, ja

The haus of holbein

We must make sure that we all look great

When their time comes for a holbein portrait

What even is a holbein portrait?

🤷‍♂️

We know what all the best inventions are to hold everything up

Ja, it's wunderbar

Wunderbar? Whats that 

Wonderbra

No. It's wonderful in german

For blonder hair then you just add a magical ingredient

Ooh, whats that? My sister wants to dye her hair blonde, so maybe this will be useful

From your bladder

...

Ok wtf

EWWWWWWWWWWW WTF

HINATA DO NOT POUR PISS ON YOUR SISTER'S HAIR

YOU THINK I WILL?!

MAYBE!

WHY ARE WE TEXTING IN ALL CAPS

Try these heels, so high it's naughty

Ooh, i've been thinking of wearing heels 

But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at forty

Yknow what? nvm

Smh

Ignore the fears and youll be fine

No- dude.

We'll turn this vier into a nine

So just say 'ja' and dont say 'nein'

Cause now youre in the house!

In the Haus of Holbein!

Ooh ja, das ist gut

Ooh ja, ja!

The haus of holbein

Seriously wtf is holbein

And when did they start speaking german?

Idk dude