This is it

It's my turn

Jaaaaaaa

Good luck anne boleyn ;)

Grew up in the french court

YOU DID?! WOW

Yo i thought you were born here?

Oui oui

Bonjour

:O

you speak french?!

Thats so cool!

Life was a chore

Life IS a chore

Agreed

Yep

Mood

So,

He set sail

Huh?! Where did he go?

2022

Came straight to the uk

O-o

So youre in the uk rn?

How are the guys there compared to us

All the british dude... lame.

Epic fail

I mean, it seems so...

Looking at his answer, it would seem so, yes

Ooh, ooh

????

I wanna dance and sing

So go dance and sing

Politics

Politics

Politics

Not my thing ✌😶

Oop-

Ooh ooh

But then i met terushima

Wait terushima was in england?!

The more important question is how did he meet terushima in england?? I mean, its 2030 rn so ig it is possible but he never went out of the country

I went to england for some business in 2022

It was drugs, wasnt it

It was international drug trades

No it wasnt >:0

Why does everyone think im a drug dealer?!

I dont think you are

THANK YOU-

I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU ARE

I- ✋😭

Ok why do yall have to do me like that

And soon my daddy said "you should try and get ahead"

What does that mean

Ignore it hinata

Yeah just ignore it

He wanted me. Obviously

Wasnt he supposed to be w yamamoto at that time?

messaging me like everyday

Couldnt be better, then he sent me a letter

What was in that letter

I heard it was a poem

😱

Omg terushima writes poems?!

Yeah it was trash

Apparently, he wrote it all about the green sleeves of a sweater (y/n) was wearing the day they met

✋🤣

Plssss what?!

😂

🤠

Omg what

Ok yeah hes deffo doing drugs

And who am i kidding, i was prêt-à-manger

Whats that?

The pret-a-manger thing

prêt-à-manger = ready to eat

Interpret that how you like ;)

wtf dont tell us abt your sex life

Ooh ooh

Send a reply

Ooh ooh

Just saying hi

Ooh ooh

Youre a nice guy :D

I'll think about... maybe

THAT MAYBE THOUGH-

Xo, baby

😏

Uh oh

Something's happening, i can feel it

here we go

You sent him kisses

Tanaka, last time i checked, you had a son w terushima so youre not one to talk about sending someone kisses

Thats right

I didnt know i would move in with his missus

(Y/n)

Arent you and yamamoto like bffs since childhood

🥲

Yeah

What?

Apparently they are

Get a life.

Me? I do have a life

You're living w his wife

Like, what was i meant to do?

Not live with him and come live with me and iwa-chan

With all due respect, he should come live with me instead

Fml yall forgot abt me 🥲

And me

Last time i checked you were (y/n)'s EX

Yep

Sorry not sorry bout what i said

As you should be

Im just tryna have some fun :d

Yes, go ahead

Dont worry dont worry

But we're not :v

Dont lose your head

I didnt mean to hurt anyone

We know you wouldnt hurt a fly

LOL

Say "oh well"

Or go to HELL

Oh well

Oh well

Oh well

Im not going to hell

Im sorry not sorry bout what i said

Dont lose your head

Yo we wont

3 in the bed (me, teru, and yamamoto)

Yo they had a threesome or sumn?

And the little one said

@terushim dat u?

No thats (y/n) cuz hes youngest

"If you wanna be wed,

make. up. your. MIND

him or me, chum

Ooh, terushima ur chum

Ex-chum

Hes terushima's ex

I-

BAHAHAHA I CANT

dont wanna be some guy in a threesome

ARE YOU BLIND?!"

Oop, (y/n) snapped

👁👄👁

Where were you guys?

We were sitting back and observing

Ooh ooh

@yamamoto

Dont be bitter

Why would he be bitter

Ooh ooh

Cuz im fitter

Well, youre both pretty fit

No hes saying "fitter" to be teru's husband or something along those lines

Yeah, its pretty obv

Ooh ooh

Why hasnt it hit him

Hit me what?

He doesnt wanna bang you

Somebody hang you

WHOA OK LETS NOT HANG ANYONE NOW 😀

Uh oh

Here we go

Your comment went viral

I didnt really mean it but

✨rumours spiral✨

Good

Wow man, way to make the gc hate you

Actually we dont hate him-

but ok

Mate, what was i meant to do?

Sorry not sorry bout what i said

Im just tryna have some fun :d

Dont worry dont worry dont lose your head

I didnt mean to hurt anyone

You already said this

LOL

Say "oh well"

Or go to hell

Im sorry not sorry bout what i said

Dont lose your head

Oh well oh well oh well oh well

Tried to elope

But the pope said nope

The pope?

I mean, if you really wanna then why does his words matter?

Our only hope was

TERUSHIMA

Yep thats me

He got a promotion

Caused a commotion

A promotion?

Really?

Set in motion the C of E

Whats the C of E?

Eh no clue

The rules

Were so outdated

Really?

Us two wanted to get X-RATED

But why with HIM?

Well, they were married at some point

Hes probably talking abt when they were married

Soon

@yamamoto Excommunicated

Yeah greatest gift of my life was to be excommunicated by teru

Everybody chill, its totes god's will

Well if you say so

Yuuji's out every night

On the town

Oh no, i can see where this is going

Just sleeping around like what the hell?!

So he cheated on you AND yamamoto too?!

If that's how it's gonna be

Maybe i'll flirt with a guy OR THREE

But why? That cant be a better idea than to talk it out or break up w him

Just to make him jell

Yuuji finds out and he goes MENTAL

HE SCREAMS AND SHOUTS LIKE so judgemental

Yo he cheated on you and thats ok but when you get back at him, he goes mental

Thats a double standard i wont stand for

I- no

You damn that witch

Mate.

Just shut up

LOLOLOLOLOL MATE-ZONED

I wouldnt be such a bitch

if you can get it up

🤣

OMG LMFAO

Omg im using this as blackmail

🥸

Uh oh...

Here we go....

Is that what you said?

And now he's going round like

"Off with his head"

WHAT

No.

Yeah im pretty sure he means it

Seems it

HOW CAN YOU BE SO CHILL, TERUSHIMA IS GONNA KILL (Y/N)

Uhm

what was i meant to do?

What was he meant to do?

If your husband is threatening to BEHEAD you GO TO THE POLICE, DAMN

Like what was i meant to do?

What tsukki said

What was he meant to do?

No but what was i meant to do?!

Call the police!!!!!!!

Sorry not sorry bout what i said

Im just tryna have some have some fun!

Dont worry dont worry

Dont lose your head

I didnt mean to hurt anyone

LOL

Say oh well or go to hell

Again, youve said this

Hes going to hell

Sorry not sorry bout what i said

Sorry not sorry bout what he said

I- ok just CALL THE POLICE

Sorry not sorry bout what i said

Dont lose your head :)

... is he ok?

He is, dont worry

:)

Thank god