ok, its day 2

which means... YAMAMOTO

i sent you all your part lyrics, now do it hunny ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

ight

yessir

what abt me? i wasnt sent a part?

yeah cuz you lucked out really bad

youre king henry viii

what?

basically, u have almost no role, u get dissed on and ur an ass

what?! ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

you did this to yourself man

we just want you to respond to the lyrics and play along with the act

basically

fineeeeeee

btw the extra 3

you'll be the "mistresses" of terushima and the backup vocals

also, tanaka youre taking the important role Elizabeth Blount, the lady who had an illegitimate son w henry viii

so i got pregnant or sumn?-

idk figure it out

there's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

what

@ terushim

you must agree that baby

the TEA IS BOILING HOTTTTTTTTTTT

yamamoto just called terushima baby, yo!

i thought we established that yamamoto, noya, (y/n), komori, atsumu, and suna are his ex's

yeah we did date

oop

so, did you see when suna said you have a small dick?

HE DID WHAT?!

😜💅

omg you bastard...

SHOULDA KEPT ME AROUND AND NOT DIVORCE ME

LMFAO

LOLOLOLOL

OK THATS FUNNY N ALL BUT CAN WE GET BACK TO WHAT YAMAMOTO WAS SAYING?

right, sorry

right, as i was saying.

you must agree that baby

in all the time I been by your side

i've never lost control no matter how many times I knew you lied

i never lied tho-

lies

you were [censored] me while you were with yamamoto and you were into tanaka, shirabu and sakusa too, and you were on the [censored] and cocaine too and the [censored] [censored] and [censored] idek why i even stuck around cuz you were garbage at [censored] and ur pp was small too

😶 caught in the act

i-

wow-

WOAH UM...

😳 well thats certainly intimate details

i LIVE for (y/n) exposing people-

yeah, i agree

when he goes in, he goes IN on the person yk?

yeah thats why we love him

ehem, mine is 6 inches long sir my pp isnt small

LAME

mine is 8 inches 🙄💅✨

DAMN-

ahem

have my golden rule

:P

gotta keep my cool, yeah, baby

you know he's gotta keep it cool

shirabu.

dont tell me you also dated terushima. please

we didnt

but sadly he and i did the nasties

i feel bullied

😃😑

DID I MISS ANYTHING?!

YES BACKREAD NOW

i've been observing with kenma for a bit

yea

i've been gaming while akaashi tells me whats happening

And even though you've had your fun

Running around with some pretty young thing (@ (y/n), @ tanaka)

(no hate btw)

yuh i know

And even though you've had one son

With someone who don't own a wedding ring

wait, you know about that?!

OK OK backtrack, YOU HAD A SON?!

WITH WHO

yeah. with tanaka

TANAKA?!

KARASUNO'S WING SPIKER BALDIE TANAKA?!

yeah him 😓

how tf did you conceive a child w a cisman

what i've been wondering

no matter what i've heard

i didnt say a word

no baby

kenma says "you shouldve asked if you heard your boyfriend had a child with another man"

yeah you shouldve...

you know he never said a word...

i've put up with your sh...

like every single day 🙄

yikes

But now it's time to shh

and listen when i say

uh, ok

woo!

hey, Tanaka-san, can you tell us about the having a child with terushima-san?

you must think that i'm crazy

you wanna replace me?

well, didnt he [censored] (y/n) and have a child with tanaka while you were dating?

baby theres n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

text stutter

if you think for a moment

i'd grant you annulment, just hold up

annulment?!

ok, so this is serious, isnt it

theres n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

so it isnt?

no way

so it is serious

no way

so is it or is it not?

theres n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

the text stutter again-

no way

no way

theres n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

so it isnt serious?

AGAASHI

whats happening?

im not sure myself, bokuto-san

no way

so you read a bible verse that im cursed cuz i was your brother's wife?

Terushima-san has a brother?

terushima, dude, you read the bible?!

I do

when was your last bible study session?

ummmm

like 5 years ago

i- ok

LMFAO AND YOU STILL USE THE BIBLE AS AN EXCUSE TO GET AN ANNULMENT W YAMAMOTO?!

✋😂

yea but that was also 5 years ago

😑

is everyone going to ignore that yamamoto was also terushima's brother's wife?

you say its a pity cuz quoting leviticus, i'll end up kiddy-less all my life

what

i just woke up

back read

k

well daddy werent you there

oh, daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

when i gave birth to mary?????

HWAT

the amount of mpreg in this chat rn is impeccable

how do you know what mpreg is?

how do YOU know what mpreg is?

😶

aw hi baby

.

.

.

who tf is mary

its a fake account i set up :D

like the [all] account that noya set up

yeah to make it believable

.

.

.

wtf is that actually yamamoto's daughter?!

what?!

daughters are so easy to forget

yes, they are sometimes

@terushim you're just so full of sh-

must think that im naïve

im not full of crap and i dont think ur naïve

:U

if ya say so

i wont back down wont shh

and no i'll never leave

yes fight back!

You must think that I'm crazy

kinda

i mean, you wont let me go even after i married (y/n)

some mistakes get made, its alr its ok

😔

you wanna replace me?

baby there's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

:I

if you thought it'd be funny to send me to a nunnery

honey theres no way

you sent tora to a nunnery?!

holy crap-

ok thats A BIT funny

no way

no way

theres n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

its a bit funny

and text stutter again

no way

no way

theres n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

theres no way

😅

its a tiny itty bitty bit funny

hey!

ah, sorry

woo!

???

lets go

ok where?

woo

here we go

youve got me down on my knees

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

get on your knees get on your knees get on your knees

baby just get on your knees

i-

no

not in front of the child

oh right i forgot there was a kid here-

please tell me what you think i've done wrong

been humble, been loyal, i've tried to swallow my pride all along

ok thats kinda sad honestly

i never knew you could do that yamamoto-san

same

... idk what to say man

if you could just explain a single thing i've done to cause you pain

i'll go

wait, go?

go away from terushima?

...

no?

you've got nothing to say

i'm not going away

theres no way

yes!! show that guy who's boss!

Yamamoto

You must think that I'm crazy

You wanna replace me?

baby theres n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

woo! go yamamoto!

you made me your wife so i'll be queen till the end of my life!!

wait, queen?

n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

no way

no way

yes tell him!

n-n-n-n-nope n-nope n-nope no!

again with the text stuttering

No way

No way

There's

N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

There's no way

ok thats an impressive amount of n's