《Haikyuu!! x Male reader one-shots》- Noya, Tanaka, Shirabu, Sakusa, Komori, Yamamoto, Atsumu, Suna, Terushima -
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Hello, all second years
Why am I here, and how did you get my number?
I added you
(Y/n)! Hey!
Honey dearest!
How i wish i wasnt single
Why are we here?
So recently ryuu and i got to watch this musical right
And motoya and i too.
right, right. And we liked it so...
I see where this is going
You wanna reenact the musical?
Close
We wanna do a lyric prank but with the songs from the musical
Sounds like fun, i'm in!
Me too!
But what musical is it?
Its called SIX the musical
Whats that?
My sister and i watched it
So this should be easy
Theres 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and then theres 3 extras (7, 8, 9) and then 10
I call dibs on being 2
I'll be 5
4
I'll be 3
Give me 1!
I'll be 9
I can be 7
I'll be 6
I'll be 10
Which leaves me as 8
I'll send song + part links for everyone in pms
I'll shorten the first song cuz it'll take too long. Again, we have a whole MUSICAL to complete
Ok
Divorced
???????
Tora, what?
Beheaded
Oh no! (Y/n)-san are you ok?!
He just said beheaded....
Died
Huh? Who died?
Divorced
Suna? Are you high again?
Beheaded
What????
Survived
And tonight, we are...
Are?
Live!
Live!
Live!
Live!
Live!
Live!
Oh, are they going to preform a show?
Maybe?
Listen up, let me tell you a story
Alright
A story that you think youve heard before
We know you know our names
Well, it's on top of your texts...
And our fame, and our faces
Well, you are the best high school libero in japan....
Know all about the glories and the disgraces
I'm done, cause all this time!
Ive been just one word in a stupid rhyme
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No, youre the best high school setter in japan
So i picked up a pen and a microphone
But why?
History's about to get overthrown
History's about to get overthrown
History's about to get overthrown
History's about to get overthrown
History's about to get overthrown
History's about to get overthrown
What does that even mean?
Divorced
Beheaded
Died
Divorced
Beheaded
Survived
Youve already said that
But just for you tonight...
Who tf is "all"?
We're divorced
Beheaded
Live!
I would like to watch your live
Oikawa, this IS the live
LOL
Welcome to the show
To the histo-remix
What is that
History x Remix
I guess it means another side of history
Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
But now we're ex wives
Since when were you guys wives?
Nor were you ex-wives?
Divorced
I thought only yamamoto and suna were "divorced"
My name is yamamoto taketora
We know
Was married 24 years
I'm a paragon
What's a paragon
Idk
Of royalty, my loyalty is to the vaticans
It is?
Well, its a surprise but its not unwelcomed
So if you try to dump me
You wont try that again
Beheaded
I'm that (l/n)
Ok?
And im up next, see
I broke england from the church
....?
Yeah im that sexy
Ummm well i mean...
O/////O
Well, this isnt called (y/n)'s harem gc for no reason
Why did i lose my head?
Well, my sleeves may be green but my lipstick's red
I wasnt aware that you wore lipstick, (y/n)
Died
Komori Motoya,
The only one he truly loved
Rude
Theres all and theres all -komori
When my son was newly born
You have a son?
Congratulations
I died
Yeah... um
But i'm not what i seem, or am i?
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Stick around, and you'll suddenly see more
Well, this already pequed our interest, so....
Divorced
Ich bin suna rintarou
Ja
Wait, since when did you speak... whatever languags that is
Thats german
When he saw my portrait, he was like—
Jaa
But i didnt look as good as i did in my pic
Well whoever said that is lying
Funny how we all discuss THAT but never @ terushima's little-
OOP-
DAMN CHILL
Wait. WAIT. Theyre all saying theyre terushima's ex's
WOWOWOWOWOW SUNA IS EXPOSING TERUSHIMA SO HARD
Prick up your ears
No
I'm the Miya who lost his head
Beheaded
For my promiscuity outside of wed
DAMN DIDNT HAVE TO EXPOSE THAT JESUS-
Lock up your husbands, lock up your wives
A. Miya is here, and the fun's begun!
That is an innuendo i'd like to not think about
Survived
Five down, i'm the final wife
6 ex's of terushima
I saw him till the end of his life
Wait, terushima is dead?
I'm the survivor, nishinoya yuu
I bet you wanna know how i got this far
Well, i am a bit curious
Yes
I said i bet you wanna know how we got this far
Hey!
Do you wanna know how we got this far, hey!
Welcome to the show, to the historemix
Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
Didnt you already say this?
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
Get your hands up
Get this party buzzin'
I mean, if you say so
You want a queen bee?
Well, theres half a dozen
Smart to use that-
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
But now we're ex-wives
Ok i'm pretty sure youre repeating what you've already said
KUROO TEXTED ME TO CHECK THIS OUT WHAT DID I MISS
Almost everything...
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Wow they started a show, and just left like that
This chat will be more interesting now
Agreed
We'll see what comes of this
Wait, thats it?
You can backread to what happened, bokuto-san
THANK YOU AKAASHI!
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