《Haikyuu!! x Male reader one-shots》- Noya, Tanaka, Shirabu, Sakusa, Komori, Yamamoto, Atsumu, Suna, Terushima -

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Hello, all second years

Why am I here, and how did you get my number?

I added you

(Y/n)! Hey!

Honey dearest!

How i wish i wasnt single

Why are we here?

So recently ryuu and i got to watch this musical right

And motoya and i too.

right, right. And we liked it so...

I see where this is going

You wanna reenact the musical?

Close

We wanna do a lyric prank but with the songs from the musical

Sounds like fun, i'm in!

Me too!

But what musical is it?

Its called SIX the musical

Whats that?

My sister and i watched it

So this should be easy

Theres 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and then theres 3 extras (7, 8, 9) and then 10

I call dibs on being 2

I'll be 5

4

I'll be 3

Give me 1!

I'll be 9

I can be 7

I'll be 6

I'll be 10

Which leaves me as 8

I'll send song + part links for everyone in pms

I'll shorten the first song cuz it'll take too long. Again, we have a whole MUSICAL to complete

Ok

Divorced

???????

Tora, what?

Beheaded

Oh no! (Y/n)-san are you ok?!

He just said beheaded....

Died

Huh? Who died?

Divorced

Suna? Are you high again?

Beheaded

What????

Survived

And tonight, we are...

Are?

Live!

Live!

Live!

Live!

Live!

Live!

Oh, are they going to preform a show?

Maybe?

Listen up, let me tell you a story

Alright

A story that you think youve heard before

We know you know our names

Well, it's on top of your texts...

And our fame, and our faces

Well, you are the best high school libero in japan....

Know all about the glories and the disgraces

I'm done, cause all this time!

Ive been just one word in a stupid rhyme

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No, youre the best high school setter in japan

So i picked up a pen and a microphone

But why?

History's about to get overthrown

History's about to get overthrown

History's about to get overthrown

History's about to get overthrown

History's about to get overthrown

History's about to get overthrown

What does that even mean?

Divorced

Beheaded

Died

Divorced

Beheaded

Survived

Youve already said that

But just for you tonight...

Who tf is "all"?

We're divorced

Beheaded

Live!

I would like to watch your live

Oikawa, this IS the live

LOL

Welcome to the show

To the histo-remix

What is that

History x Remix

I guess it means another side of history

Switching up the flow as we add the prefix

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

But now we're ex wives

Since when were you guys wives?

Nor were you ex-wives?

Divorced

I thought only yamamoto and suna were "divorced"

My name is yamamoto taketora

We know

Was married 24 years

I'm a paragon

What's a paragon

Idk

Of royalty, my loyalty is to the vaticans

It is?

Well, its a surprise but its not unwelcomed

So if you try to dump me

You wont try that again

Beheaded

I'm that (l/n)

Ok?

And im up next, see

I broke england from the church

....?

Yeah im that sexy

Ummm well i mean...

O/////O

Well, this isnt called (y/n)'s harem gc for no reason

Why did i lose my head?

Well, my sleeves may be green but my lipstick's red

I wasnt aware that you wore lipstick, (y/n)

Died

Komori Motoya,

The only one he truly loved

Rude

Theres all and theres all -komori

When my son was newly born

You have a son?

Congratulations

I died

Yeah... um

But i'm not what i seem, or am i?

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Stick around, and you'll suddenly see more

Well, this already pequed our interest, so....

Divorced

Ich bin suna rintarou

Ja

Wait, since when did you speak... whatever languags that is

Thats german

When he saw my portrait, he was like—

Jaa

But i didnt look as good as i did in my pic

Well whoever said that is lying

Funny how we all discuss THAT but never @ terushima's little-

OOP-

DAMN CHILL

Wait. WAIT. Theyre all saying theyre terushima's ex's

WOWOWOWOWOW SUNA IS EXPOSING TERUSHIMA SO HARD

Prick up your ears

No

I'm the Miya who lost his head

Beheaded

For my promiscuity outside of wed

DAMN DIDNT HAVE TO EXPOSE THAT JESUS-

Lock up your husbands, lock up your wives

A. Miya is here, and the fun's begun!

That is an innuendo i'd like to not think about

Survived

Five down, i'm the final wife

6 ex's of terushima

I saw him till the end of his life

Wait, terushima is dead?

I'm the survivor, nishinoya yuu

I bet you wanna know how i got this far

Well, i am a bit curious

Yes

I said i bet you wanna know how we got this far

Hey!

Do you wanna know how we got this far, hey!

Welcome to the show, to the historemix

Switching up the flow as we add the prefix

Didnt you already say this?

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

Get your hands up

Get this party buzzin'

I mean, if you say so

You want a queen bee?

Well, theres half a dozen

Smart to use that-

Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

But now we're ex-wives

Ok i'm pretty sure youre repeating what you've already said

KUROO TEXTED ME TO CHECK THIS OUT WHAT DID I MISS

Almost everything...

One

Two

Three

Four

Five

Six

Wow they started a show, and just left like that

This chat will be more interesting now

Agreed

We'll see what comes of this

Wait, thats it?

You can backread to what happened, bokuto-san

THANK YOU AKAASHI!

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